Sorry all, but posting will be a bit spotty and light today. protein wisdom proper has a faculty/student function to attend this evening, and in order to ready himself for the night’s festivities (pure idiom, that — “the night’s unbearable tedium” would be far more accurate a description), he has to finish grading a stack of student “argument and research” papers.
But hey, that’s his job. He asks not for your pity, mind you…
…only your patience.

You profs are always complaining about grading. Stop giving out so many assignments and you life might be easier. PLEASE?
I know who you are… F.