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Bears’ Sexual Antics on Cape Cod Dunes [Dan Collins]

Upset Feds, locals, tourists.

31 Replies to “Bears’ Sexual Antics on Cape Cod Dunes [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Ohnoes. Not teh explicit sex. They better draw a line in the sand in P-town or it might could spread to Palm Springs.

  2. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Tony Soprano knows how to deal with out of line bears. Snuffing stops the huffing, crumping stops the humping.

  3. SarahW says:

    I thought that said “upset feds, lolcats”

    My eyes are really going now.

  4. Teacher's Pet says:

    I thought it was Berkeley students on break at Cape Cod.

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    When I lived in San Diego ten years ago, my girlfriend and I would occasionally visit Black’s Beach and, nearly every time we went, we’d see some knob-gobbling going on. Not actually in the middle of the beach, but usually by the base of the cliff toward the south end. Curiously, every time but once it was two guys.

  6. Roboc says:

    They’ll need an Ori-Plug™ to keep the sand out!

  7. SarahW says:

    Why can’t they just get a room.
    is it that they don’t want each other’s company that long? Or to know the person attached to the knob. It’s just depressing to contemplate.

  8. Roboc says:

    I worked at Salk Institute near the cliffs above Blacks Beach. The one and only time I went to the nude portion of the beach, I saw two guys playing naked horseshoes. Gave a whole new meaning to the term “ringer”.

  9. SarahW says:

    quoits on the beach would be a fine name for a cocktail.

  10. SarahW says:

    Ps. won’t anyone congratulate my oldness ( I’m 46 today). I did get to touch one of these before I died.

    Brush with greatness

  11. Spiny Norman says:

    Congrats, SarahH, and Happy Birthday!

  12. Spiny Norman says:

    Ah, Jeeze. SarahW

    Yes, barkeep, I’ll certainly have another!

  13. Alec Leamas says:

    What is it about the freedom to engage in public sexual congress as guaranteed by the Privacy Clause of the Constitution that you Godbags just can’t seem to understand?

    Keep your Rosaries off my hairy man-ass!

  14. SarahW says:

    To the hairy assed men of the world:
    Should I aquire a rosary, I will keep it off of there.

  15. imus says:

    Uh, what color is the bear?

  16. imus says:

    Uh, by that I mean that the bears might be unfairly targeted because of the color of their, uh, fur.

  17. SarahW says:

    A gay assortment of colors, Thirty.

  18. Spiny Norman says:

    Oh, wait! Are we talking about Furries here?

  19. twolaneflash says:

    Dancing Bears? Juggling balls on their chins? That’s not sex, that’s a circus. Put the BIG lights on ’em Ringmaster!

  20. daleyrocks says:

    They do a nice reenactment of the Boston Tea Bag Party every summer, for historical reasons.

  21. dicentra says:

    It’s the Piña Colada song what done it. Goes to show, I say.

  22. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Sarah – Happy BDay. If it makes you feel better I own socks older than thou. Not a sockpuppet among them. I had them all neutered decades ago. I guess you could say that now they’re nike without the spike-ee,

  23. Alec Leamas says:

    This can’t be true – I read once that homosexuals lead lives just as wholesome as my grandparents did. Also, any observations and opinions to the contrary are forbidden, so, you know, its just easier this way.

  24. Disgusting.

    Horsewhip for first occasion. Tar-and-feathering next.

    Anything else just gives license.

  25. Sean M. says:

    Horsewhip for first occasion.

    Um, I’m guessing you’ve never really seen any of the late Bob Mapplehorpe’s work, have you?

  26. Sean M. says:

    Well, the more, uh, spirited stuff, anyway.

  27. CArin -BONC says:

    Well, now that teh gay marriage is legal in these United States, they can get off the beach and back into the bedroom, right?

  28. happyfeet says:

    Happy birthday, you! I missed that yesterday. I hope you had cake. It’s too hot here for cake cause I have been drinking too many tasty beverages. I used some of them to make granitas but I forgot to whisk so that didn’t work out very well. I’ll have to set up a timer thinger next time.

  29. happyfeet says:

    Oh. That and also I should buy a whisk.

  30. alppuccino says:

    If you’re going to be whisking, why isn’t the thing with which you whisk called a whisker?

    besides the grossness.

  31. Nazdar says:

    #30 – That would make what you’re whisking a whiskee, and you need to keep your whisker out of my whiskee, alp.

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