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Headline of the Day (CraigC)

“Dwarf Accused of Pimping Runaway.”

Frankly, I think they buried the lede on this one.  Girlfriend’s nickname is “Shorty.”  You’d think that with all the “Shaniquas” and “D’ontes” in the projects, they could try a little harder.  I do like the fact that the guy who commented is named Reginald, though.

8 Replies to “Headline of the Day (CraigC)”

  1. nishizonoshinji says:

    her name is shawty not shorty.

  2. shisininnyohno says:

    jesus x, ppl! get a clu!

  3. Aldo says:

    There are lots of hookers around here and I sometimes see dwarf hookers.

  4. Aldo says:

    I knew a white guy named LeRoy. He always liked to brawl until someone blew his legs off with a shotgun.

  5. CraigC says:

    Now, that’s what I call an eclectic comments section.

  6. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “….and there was this Giant albino with white hair and pink eyes, and then this dwarf was after me, and he tried to sell me bibles…”

    (cue music)- “…aaaannd I’m ready to take a chance again, ready to put my love on the line with youuuu….”

  7. TheGeezer says:

    A branding iron, handcuffs, leather briefs and mask, a motorized barber chair, a Bedford-Stuyvesant pimping dwarf, and a bisexual-curious Muncie, Indiana volunteer fireman on vacation alone.

    I get the film rights.

  8. Ouroboros says:

    Which brings us back to the subject of eugenics.. If we didnt have dwarfs we wouldnt have pimps, hustlers and playas… Think on it.

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