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Beast with a Billion Backs, Best of the Reviews [Dan Collins]

The second direct-to-DVD Futurama movie release comes out on Tuesday, and here’s what some of the reviewers at Amazon are saying:

4 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars beast with a billion backs, June 16, 2008
By  C. FirnSee all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   

If you see this movie and dont like it there 100% garentee that you don’t have a sense of humor a saw the trailer 10 out of 10 if you didnt like the first one join the club i liked it but the nudist drove me a way from looking half the time but this one has no nudity and has a great plot and great official reviews acoording to gotfuturama.com the OFFICAL FUTURAMA SITE and as well great bonus material im not selling this so your asking why comment then because futurama deserves! Unlike the simpsons futurama is acuualy ngrowing and the simpsons is having its last season maybe because last week they just started there production and almost didnt get the season because ever since the movie the simpsons are down from around 18 million viewers to 6.2 at best probely because of loyal fans who were betrayed by the wait for the movie then sunden burn i like the simpsons but the movie stunk futurama on the other hand grows better and better and im so sure this movies will be enjoyed by all that if youu dont like it give me negitive feedback and if the dvds sell good enough they will make a new season THANK YOU TO ALL WHO READ THIS AND ARE LOYAL TO FUTURAMA YOU GUYS ROCK AND ESPECIALLY THE CREATERS THANK YOU ALL YOUR GENIUSES!!!!

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Strangely, this was from a negative review:

One long tentical rape joke about the book of revelations.

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This one is from an apparently negative review, as well:

They dont even attempt comedy, just bizarre perversion so disgusting that
HP Lovecraft might come back to life just to throw up and then die again.

 

21 Replies to “Beast with a Billion Backs, Best of the Reviews [Dan Collins]”

  1. Karl says:

    It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

    What is a bug is whatever stray code is in this post that has put all the rest of the headlines on-site into Courier type face.

  2. Karl says:

    And yes, I know it doesn’t show up in Firefox. Trust me.

  3. serr8d says:

    That first paragraph quoted…did Nishi write that?

  4. Roboc says:

    The first review reminds me of the Benji chapters in “The Sound and the Fury”.

  5. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    That first paragraph quoted…did Nishi write that?

    The spelling, grammar, and punctuation is too good for that.

  6. Sean M. says:

    Did someone say Lovecraft?

  7. troy mcclure says:

    The first one was very dissapointing; I’ll chalk it up to that script being from the parallel universe. I don’t hold out high hopes for this one.

  8. nishizonoshinji says:

    im buyin it on collins reccommend.
    ;)

  9. nishizonoshinji says:

    aw feets, i lurvs that.
    bookmarked!

  10. nishizonoshinji says:

    oops

  11. lobofanina says:

    There weren’t any musical numbers in this one that I can remember at least that was a plus. Simpsons/Futurama and Family Guy have turned into worthless non cerebral entertainment only surviving on their past success. Mr. Groening please just stop already, it’s becoming painful to watch you destroy two once great sitcoms. I hold out hope that Matt Stone calls it quits before he takes South Park to a level of Groening banality.

  12. psycho... says:

    The last one had comedy invisible to human senses, and what could be seen was of a lameness that words are useless to describe. That’s Lovecraftian.

    In the lost city of Teh’Funneh, dead Bender lies dreaming.

  13. Cowboy says:

    serr8d, #3

    You beat me to it.

    Well played, sir.

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  15. Ouroboros says:

    “…I hold out hope that Matt Stone calls it quits before he takes South Park to a level of Groening banality.”

    TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

    SouthPark will NEVER sink to the banality level of Family Guy! NEVER!!!!
    (though I do appreciate Lois’ sluttiness and Stewie’s evil cunning..)

  16. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    (though I do appreciate Lois’ sluttiness and Stewie’s evil cunning..)

    Yes, Lois is a CILF, for sure.

  17. top notch, i really enjoyed reading this post

  18. Southpark is quite funny but some of the scenes maybe a bit too morbid even for adults.-,,

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