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The F*cking-A Team [Dan Collins]

Chatter says Hezbollah preparing to attack “Jewish targets” outside of Middle East:

“They cannot have an operation fail,” said Baer, “and I don’t think they will. They’re the A-team of terrorism.”

Photoshop op. 

Jawa has thoughts on the matter.

For the shrunken trucker on your gift list.

14 Replies to “The F*cking-A Team [Dan Collins]”

  1. Roboc says:

    Are you sure it doesn’t say, “the A-hole team”?

  2. Darleen says:

    Money line:Baer says his Hezbollah contacts told him an attack against the US was unlikely because Iran and Hezbollah did not want to give the Bush administration an excuse to attack.

    Bu$Hitler is never given any credit that there has not been one terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11.

  3. ccoffer says:

    As a devoted fan of the A team, the thing I remember most is the tonnage of automatic weapons fire with not a single bad guy shot. Maybe the B-team would be a better choice.

  4. B.A.Baracus says:

    I pity the fools!

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, that’s interesting, Darleen. What if they attack one of our allies, though?

  6. Al Maviva says:

    Shrunken Trucker? Sounds like a good name for Kid Rock’s band, post- Joe C.

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    Yeah, that’s interesting, Darleen. What if they attack one of our allies, though?

    Define “allies”.

  8. Jim in KC says:

    Cool, a jean jacket halter top. Just what the world needed, in a sartorial sense, that is.

    I’m going to get one and wear it with my belly hanging out while I drink beer and clean my shotgun on my front porch.

  9. Doug Stewart says:

    Best A-team riff ever:

    TERMS OF SERVICE (ToS)

    1) If you have a problem,

    2) if no one else can help,

    3) and if you can find them,

    4) maybe you can hire the A-Team.

  10. troy mcclure says:

    Bob has gone around the bend, lately, so I don’t know how reliable he can be. In the
    New Yorker piece with Hersh, about a year ago; where he tried to tie Fatah al Islam,
    (the group the Lebanese Army spent a month
    trying to corner)to the Hariri faction of said government, he said that Hezbollah would become the protector of the MaronitChristians from Sunni elements like Fatah al Islam. In his ‘alternate history’ of 9/11 whichfeatures a WASP neocon as part of the fabric; he
    speculates that KSM was working for Iran, while using AQ cover. I guess this is his way of dealing with ‘bitterness’ instead of turning to “religion and guns”.

    That being said, considering the last time a Hezbollah chief, Mussawi. was whacked, there was an attack in Argentina; from operatives based in the Triple Frontier. So this is likely, of course, Hezbollah Central Command, happens to be Detroit, where that little tiff with the Obama campaign happened.

  11. Patrick Chester says:

    So they fire thousands of rounds, never hit anyone and end up having to punch their opponents?

  12. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:


    Are you sure it doesn’t say, “the A-hole team”?

    I thought that was Obama’s “National Security Working Group”?

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