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Ruching [Dan Collins]

Adds curvature, dimensionality to photo of woman who writes about sex. (h/t Reynolds)

28 Replies to “Ruching [Dan Collins]”

  1. JD says:

    That was sinful, Dan.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    You know, about the only guy I know of who writes about sex is Dan Savage. And he’s a schmuck.

  3. JD says:

    Actually, Dan wasn’t being sinful. That lovely lady in the picture made me think sinful thoughts. I denounce both of her sugartits, and thank her.

  4. thor says:

    I’m no longer on strike. PW’s funny man is back and the Union of Anti-Anti-Social Poets demands have been satiated.

  5. Rob Crawford says:

    Dammit, Jeff beat me to it.

  6. Rob Crawford says:

    And then deleted it. Making me look like an ass.

    Oh, well: Fuck off, thor.

  7. thor says:

    Abbott debuts with a dispatch from the seething underbelly of old-time Chicago, where a pair of sisters ran the finest whorehouse in the land.

    Another whoring of the lovable whore narrative device? Her panties ain’t fresh, but I’m OK with staring at her knockers.

  8. Jeff G. says:

    I wanted to tweak it a bit, Rob, and tell thor to blow me, instead. Sorry for the confusion.

    Thor —

    If you don’t like the rest of what’s posted here, than why not just reserve your comments for Dan’s posts. Then, you two can eventually branch off and have your own space.

    I’m quite sick of defending myself. I have no problem defending my ideas, but when the attacks begin to get personal and petty, that’s when I tend to want to walk away most.

    In fact —

  9. Dan Collins says:

    I had no idea this post would prove so controversial.

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    It’s teh boobies, Dan.

  11. thor says:

    Oh don’t lay your walking boots at my feet. BTW, feigning Walker Texas Ranger! Another worn out, sacred, master discourse!

    I don’t remember ever challenging you to twenty paces, doood. We disagree, not pettily, but like men! There’s no gynetextual (Leon Roudiez) outbursts of rhythmic sensuality when we cross opinions. So. Just rancorous reproaches, nothing truly personal, as far as men go.

    I belch with affection in your general direction.

  12. Jeff G. says:

    I had no idea this post would prove so controversial.

    All hail the dry wit of PW’s funny man!

    Over and out.

  13. Ouroboros says:

    Dan, youve made me question my stance on eugenics (support)… I’m certainly “unfit” but I’d procreate with that in a heartbeat.. or at least go through the motions.

    (On a related topic, you haven’t mentioned your Geek-Girl from BreitBart lately.. Whats up with her?)

  14. thor says:

    All hail the dry wit of PW’s funny man!

    I thought I already did.

  15. Dan Collins says:

    Liz is doing very well, thanks, I think, O. She’s been hosting the show, which is settling into about 80-90 minutes a weekday. She and Scott have asked Jeff to do some reporting for them from the Dem Convention in Denver.

    I was at M&D’s for their 50th, catching up with cousins and other family, and while I was gone my computer stopped working, though I must emphasize that it was purely coincidental that my daughter was using it to swat a bug at the time. So, I can only log in from work for the Time Being (which is a strange being, indeed).

  16. Jeff G. says:

    Newsflash, thor: you aren’t “all” — though you seem to think yourself fit for the job.

  17. Karl says:

    I would bet Jeff really doesn’t give a shit about what thor — with his reference to the “squinty eyes” of Phil Gramm’s wife — thinks.

  18. Karl says:

    Instant confirmation.

  19. bergerbilder says:

    All hail the dry wit of PW’s funny man!

    Except thor, because he already did.

  20. bergerbilder says:

    Well Rob, it seems Jeff beat me to it, also.

  21. Randy says:

    As emphatic a refutation of the Derb’s thesis as I’ve seen in a long time.

  22. thor says:

    I like Barack Obama.

    I like Dan Collins.

    I speak snark to power.

    Eat me, sniveling snottweilers.

    O! D!

  23. Jeff G. says:

    I don’t give a fuck.

    I don’t give a fuck.

    No, you don’t.

    If I wanted to eat a pussy, I’d start dating again.

    OH!

  24. Roboc says:

    She reminds me of the woman on a poster I bought for my dorm room in New Orleans while attending college. It said, “Don’t give the gift that goes on giving”, and gave the address to the Delta Women’s Center Clinic.

  25. thor says:

    A door’s ajar.

    Ajar’s a door.

    So, a woo to “eat” offered figuratively

    begets fucks not given, basically.

    And what’s ajar’s no door, unless

    jars give fucks to trees,

    I regress, eugenically.

    O! D! Free form ‘dilloroids.

  26. McGehee says:

    Thor, too, merits only the stock response: “Here’s your sign.”

  27. thor says:

    Datadave, I’ve always thought Israel holds the upper-hand in the moral-intellectual debate concerning Palestine. If I flung a anti-Semitic clod of poo at you it’s out of jest. What’s an occasional slur among friends, eh.

    With KK I simply noted it’s hard to imagine why someone would contrive so many attacks against a halfrican candidate while performing no such (or far fewer) attacks on a truly guilty white candidate. Hey, but KK claims he was totally impartial between Hillary and Obama, riiiiight.

  28. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Karl on 6/12 @ 1:36 pm #

    I would bet Jeff really doesn’t give a shit about what thor — with his reference to the “squinty eyes” of Phil Gramm’s wife — thinks.

    But I’m not beholden to what Jeff thinks of what I think, you embryonic womber.

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