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So [Dan Collins]

What’d I miss?

58 Replies to “So [Dan Collins]”

  1. Mikey NTH says:

    Jeff and Karl put up posts. Matoko and datadave blathered their spiel; everyone else piled in and rhetorically thumped them.

    Just the usual.

  2. JD says:

    Oh, and you are still a racist sexist homophobic anti-science theocon.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    That’s a relief!

  4. JD says:

    Oh, and the pile of volunteers and other such associates that have been thrown under the back of Baracky’s bus has grown. I know. Shocka.

  5. BumperStickerist says:

    Jeff declared tomorrow, Friday June 13th, as “Wear Clothing to Show Your Support for My Opinion” Day.

    Scarlett Johansen has been forwarded a copy of that notice.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Don’t you know it’s racist to mention “Baracky” and “back of the bus” in the same sentence?

  7. maggie katzen says:

    What’d I miss?

    your kittehs?

  8. Dan Collins says:

    They began asserting their authoriteh! the moment I got home, Maggie.

  9. JD says:

    Oh, and Michelle is still finding it difficult to keep fresh fruit in their home for the kids.

  10. Enoch_Root - BONC also says:

    You missed our cousin getting two bottles of Jack Daniels too drunk and losing his prosthetic leg. That was interesting.

  11. Rick Ballard says:

    Jeff popped a huge pimple. No more dimwitted datalessdave.

    People continue to joke about the possibility of another twits actually having discernible intelligence. The lack of evidence made the joke amusing for a time. Not so much anymore.

  12. Enoch_Root - BONC also says:

    You also missed our uncle being taken to the emergency room for a bad case of the Gout. Also festive.

  13. BJTex says:

    Jimmy Carter’s sweater is pissed and doesn’t care who knows.

    datadave has achieved banishment for infernal blathering and some idiocy comparing Jews to hitler. As Jeff said “Ta ta, data ta.”

    Oh, and in addition to homophobic racist anti science theocon you are also “lumpy.”

    Beats me!

  14. Roboc says:

    Fucking SCOTUS surrendered to the detainees at Gitmo!

  15. Enoch_Root - BONC also says:

    BJ – I missed the banishment… got a link for me?

  16. Education Guy says:

    The FCC is going to backdoor the fairness doctrine, under a ruse called “localism”. That should be fun.

  17. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    What? Dave’s gone? Excellent. No more NOT reading his comments. Truly, a sick individual. Hopefully, he gets the help he needs.

    Oh, and Thor has missed you badly, Dan.

  18. Sdferr says:

    Roboc
    Post 495 Provoc. 5, persuant to 449

  19. kelly says:

    As OI reports, Thor’s gotta BIG crush on you, Dan, and he’s been pouting petulantly. He’s still been taking thesaurus enhanced jabs at Karl to little avail.

  20. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Karl has been causing SecProgg heads to explode at an alarming rate with his political analysis series, and Jeff has tried, with yoeman alacrity to start a near riot with his “dirty rotten inhuman eugenticists versus the golden hearted loving gentle and kind humanitarian readership of PW” series.

    – And Dan….you need to update your O! Golden guards inner circle party card with the Dead carp badge, and the Flying Eagle crap cluster, so you can condemn as well as denounce.

    – BJ, Lisa, and JD have already capitulated.

    – I’ve left notes for the morning cleaning crew to use extra Lysal on the womans powder room toilet seats – sashal was seen lurking in the end of the building again.

    – The PW LightRider lounge renovations are proceeding apace. The Obama gift shop is almost complete, and the Messiah theater is slated to Open the first week in September. A MagicBusâ„¢ tour of ObamaLand is on the drawing board, as soon as the pile of bodies under the back can be disposed of discretely.

    – On the political front, McCain is still on life support, and Obama is still looking for a VP he can ask to run that won’t tell him to go fuck himself.

    – So no, you didn’t miss much.

  21. Ouroboros says:

    I think it’s fair to say that while you were away we all discussed the morality of eugenics and decided it’s ok.. so full steam ahead.. The ‘abnormal/defective’ bus will be around shortly to pick up the rejects.. in the meantime you ‘unfits’ stop your unlawful screwing around.

    Brave new world here we come..

  22. Carin -BONC says:

    I switched political affiliations. Baracky is soooo kewel. He vibrates me.

  23. Carin -BONC says:

    Oh, and Jonah linked PW a coupla times. Threads you may wish to peruse – Jeff’s “Provacateurism” posts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

  24. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Oh…and as you can see, we’re thinking of getting a therapist for Carin.

  25. JD says:

    I forgot to mention that I have now pledged my unwavering support to Baracky. He is the way and the light.

  26. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Damn….add JD to the re-education camp list….they’re falling like flies.

  27. Aldo says:

    Oh, and Mark Steyn has been hauled in front of a Canadian show trial and charged with hate speech against Muslims.

  28. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – O! – and Jimmah Cartahs sweater has gone on a country wide speaking tour. All funds and donations collected from its appearances will go toward freeing the embassy hostages in Tehran.

  29. Ouroboros says:

    Meanwhile.. somewhere in Obama’s Liberal Amerikkka..

    The Eugenicist: Bring out yer unfit.
    [a man puts a body on the purity bus]
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Here’s one.
    The Euginicist: That’ll be ninepence.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not unfit.
    The Eugenicist Collector: What?
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Nothing. There’s your ninepence.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not unfit.
    The Eugeniscist: ‘Ere, he says he’s not unfit.
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Yes he is.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not.
    The Eugenicist: Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I don’t want to go on the bus.
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
    The Eugenicist: I can’t take him.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I feel fine. My mind is sound even if my body is not.
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Oh, do me a favor and take ‘im.
    The Eugenicist: I can’t.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I think I’ll go for a walk.
    Large Man with Unfit Body: You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
    The Unfit Breeder That Claims It Isn’t: I feel happy. I feel happy.
    [the Eugenicist glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
    Large Man with Unfit Body: Ah, thank you very much.
    The Eugenicist: Not at all. See you next Thursday.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

  30. Enoch_Root - BONC also says:

    Ouroboros – pure genius. You have fulfilled your quota for genius commentary for the next 7 days.

  31. Karl says:

    thor commented on the “squinty eyes” of Phil Gramm’s wife. And continued to suggest I am a racist, natch.

    nishi claims she’s an Aspie.

  32. Roboc says:

    Karl, it just sounds like “Aspie”!

  33. McGehee says:

    Dogmadave did finally get his sign before he was shown the door, so he’s got that going for him now.

    Which is nice.

  34. Ouroboros says:

    I’m not sure if #30 is sarcasm or not..probably just a thinly veiled attempt to get me to shut up for awhile.. =) On the off chance it’s not then I should mention that my comment is just Monty Python with the names changed.. from The Holy Grail.. One of the best sources of funny lines I know.. Dont get me started on the Holy Book of Armaments..

  35. Ouroboros says:

    I think there were about half a dozen people on the eugenics thread last night that mentioned they we’re diagnosed with AS… Since prevalence of Aperger’s Syndrome is from about 1-5 per 1000 this place must be an AS Magnet…

  36. Dan Collins says:

    I see some strong evidence of Asperity Syndrome.

  37. guinsPen says:

    Anyone just catch Bobby Jindal on the Medved Show?

  38. Salt Lick says:

    “What’d I miss?”

    A few days back I posted some college pics of a nude Megyn Kelly on “Girls Gone Wild.”

  39. Ouroboros says:

    At work.. didnt get to listen.. but if Bobby J is McCain’s running mate.. and he is more legitimately ‘brown’ than half-white Obama.. will the race based voters determined to get a ‘person of color'(any person of color.. anyone at all..) elected jump the O! train and throw their support behind him? Or does being Rethuglian make him less colorish?

  40. Ouroboros says:

    Nude pics of MK? Are you serious or just cruelly toying teasing?

  41. N. O'Brain says:

    Pie.

    Don’t bother looking. It’s all gone.

  42. Slartibartfast says:

    What’d I miss?

    Uh…you went somewhere?

  43. Salt Lick says:

    Nude pics of MK? Are you serious or just cruelly toying teasing?

    She was riding a unicorn down the beach. And moaning.

  44. Ouroboros says:

    Oh.. Those pics.. I’ve already seen those.. I was hoping you she’d posed for some new ones.. like maybe a hot girl on girl set with ex-Foxy Kiran Chetry..

  45. McGehee says:

    Or does being Rethuglian make him less colorish?

    That and, his unpaleness doesn’t come from Africa, which makes him inauthentic.

  46. Ouroboros says:

    Which way do (Asian) Indian people tend to vote? They’re hard working, conservative, family oriented and smarter than hell.. many professionals and business owners…Many are first generation immigrants that come here and make their own opportunity.. I cant imagine they’d be attracted to the ‘victim’ party… Anyone know the stats?

  47. Bleepless says:

    Briefly, low tea, high tea and the Civil War.

  48. HPennypacker says:

    Anyone lose track of how many people who disagree with the ten regulars on this site get banned when the founder has a hissy fit?

    Dear Lord, no one can engage the lost Right.

  49. and yet you’re still here…..

  50. Pablo says:

    Are you keeping track, ‘packer? You got a number, or just that meaningless little squirt that you needed to stroke out?

  51. Slartibartfast says:

    Anyone lose track of how many people who disagree with the ten regulars on this site get banned when the founder has a hissy fit?

    Jeff has stated elsewhere that he’s banned exactly one person.

    So, to answer your question: no, one isn’t too big of a number for most of us regulars to keep track of. YMMV, natch.

  52. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Pudpacker – say something provocative, interesting or factual and you may be engaged. But, you don’t so you’re mocked.

  53. HPennypacker says:

    heet, actus, datalessdave, Im just saying

    There’s four, Slart, off the top of my prodigious melon.

    Never Pablo, though, cause anyone who swallows whatever is put in his mout…err, brain is too valuable to lose.

  54. HPennypacker says:

    Dataless dave, heet, IJS, actus, various unnamed clowns, but not you Pablo. You swallow the bs too well to ever ban. You are a Protein Wisdom fanboy.

  55. Jeff G. says:

    I think I’ve banned 7 or 8 people over the 6+ years this site has been up. The two most recent being datadave and timmah. Several people have tried to post under new identities, but I just count those as one ban.

    I don’t think that number is extravagant, but then, I also don’t feel the need to justify myself. You don’t like it, find someplace else to go. My tolerance over the years has grown shorter — particularly with people who aren’t here to engage, but rather to go after me or my commenters personally. There are plenty of dissenting opinions that have been allowed here. But once the comparisons to Hitler start — or it becomes apparent a commenter is here only to troll — I’m quicker to pull the trigger these days. I’d rather play with my son than police my comments section because a few fucktards have nothing better to do than anklebite me all day.

    I’d say you just about fit that bill, HPennypacker (who, I’m betting, is someone who’s posted here under other names previously). So let’s say we make it 9.

  56. hpennypacker says:

    Paranoia, rage, petulance, profanity…yeah, you’re a wonderful genius. I think, rather than be subject to this sort of hostility (from a person I have never even addressed), I WOULD rather go elsewhere.

    Bunch of nutjobs

  57. ha ha, and yet, HERE YOU ARE AGAIN!!! who’s the crazy one?

  58. B Moe says:

    Can you name the folks who have been banned from Firedoglake? Mahablog? Feministe?

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