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Rep. Dennis Kucinich’s “to do” list [Karl]

30 Replies to “Rep. Dennis Kucinich’s “to do” list [Karl]”

  1. Roboc says:

    “Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO, from the inside!.”- paraphrasing Dennis Miller

  2. Carin -BONC says:

    Snicker. The comments are precious.

  3. mgroves says:

    4. Apply for job at Cedar Point

  4. Aldo says:

    If you are in the mood for a good belly laugh, read the keynote address (entitled Spirit and Stardust) that Kucinich gave to the Dubrovnik Conference on the Alchemy of Peacebuilding. I can’t get the hyperlink to work here, but it’s easy to find on-line. [Here it is. – K]

    Sample:

    Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic
    spiraling.

    We begin as a perfect union of matter and spirit. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from sky and earth. In our outstretched hands we can feel the energy of the universe. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from water, which nourishes and sanctifies life. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from the primal fire, the pulsating heart of creation. We experience the wonder of life multidimensional and transcendent. We extend our hands upwards and we are showered with abundance. We ask and we receive. A universe of plenty flows to us, through us. It is in us. We become filled with endless possibilities.

    No theocon here. A member in good standing of the reality-based community.

  5. The Lost Dog says:

    Do I hear the sun coming up in “Also spracht Zarathustra”? (Yeah. I know. But “Also” is the only thing that comes to mind).

    And, on the OT side, I just have to say this before my head explodes.

    I just watched Menedez(D) from NJ explain why there should be a windfall profits tax on thew oil companies – a bill which the Republicans just blocked.

    It was the STUPIDEST display I think I have ever seen. Just how stupid can the Democrats get? I thought they had already plunged the depths, but apparently, I was wrong.

    “Oh, no. The oil companies won’t pass this tax on to consumers, it will make prices go DOWN! And we shouldn’t bother to drill our own oil because WE ONLY HAVE 40% OF THE KNOWN RESERVES IN THE WORLD!” Fucking asshats, and that is being generous.

    Where do these fucking morons come from? I am bouncing off the ceiling trying to get my arms around this absolutely retarded position of the Dems. I hate to repeat myself, but how fucking unbelieveably stupid can they get?

    I am so agitated, that if this Menendez guy was in front of me, I would rip him a new asshole. Just because he wears a nice suit doesn’t mean that my framing hammer isn’t smarter than he is. Or any other moron in the Dem party who’s brain is three feet up their bunghole.

    Jeebus! I need to calm down.

    It just scares me that people who probably couldn’t graduate from high school (when I was in school), are about to take total control of this country.

    Now THAT is some scary shit!

  6. Aldo says:

    Thanks Karl!

  7. Carin -BONC says:

    Man, Aldo … that is, like, sooo deep. Now, I gotta run. I’m reading “The Secret” and they’re just about to tell me how to achieve everything I ever wanted ….

  8. Aldo says:

    I picture him with his hands extended towards the sky beseeching the universe to bless him with a firing-squad execution of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

  9. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    I could use some positive thoughts and prayers, too. KooKoocinich (Moonbat-westsieeed) is my rep! This is par for the course for him. Truly, a loon.

  10. Karl says:

    Don’t forget to wear sunscreen.

  11. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “….He felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

    – ….and then you take a left at the corner with the giant Mars ad balloon, go two blocks down, and its right next to Bob’s shoe world in the mall….

  12. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    ….I’ll be the one with the purple beehive, orange and green spandex jump suit, carrying a 20 mm particle blaster….you can’t miss me….

  13. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    ….and I hope you brought cash…..I’ll need cab fare…..

  14. Merovign says:

    Dennis Kucinich, (D) – stupidestfuckingplaceonearth

    I think we need “loser pays” for impeachments.

  15. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Merovign – No doubt. They love him here. Absolutely love him. It’s a combination of union class warfare wagers and people who work in Academia. Mostly the union class warfare wagers. They eat populism up like it’s pie.

  16. Radish says:

    The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars.

    We are the ones we’ve been waiting for? Some of us more than others.

  17. Aldo says:

    We are the ones we’ve been waiting for?

    um…no. That would be O! We are the stars, but He is the sun.

  18. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    ….Awww fuck….We can’t be the stars….”He” was supposed to be the star…..I thought we were the planets….I wish someone in this campaign would make up their damned minds…. Now all 25 million of the big tricked out O!Messiah/SuperStar badges are printed wrong…..I got your changiness…shit…..

  19. Roboc says:

    How’d he miss Hale-Bopp? And it’s not due again until 4377 A.D.! Damn!!!

    The Heaven’s Gate cult believed in several paths for a person to leave the Earth and survive before the “recycling”, one of which was hating this world strongly enough: “It is also possible that part of our test of faith is our hating this world, even our flesh body, to the extent to be willing to leave it without any proof of the Next Level’s existence”. The members of the group added “-ody” to the first names they adopted in lieu of their original given names, which defines “children of the Next Level”.

    Dennis-ody Kucinich! Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it!

  20. JD says:

    I would be willing to bet that Kucinich even wraps his crank in tinfoil, praying for it to stand up and pay attention.

  21. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “….said Speaker Nancy Pelosi “I reinterate that any questions of impeachment remains off the table for this Congressional session, and in fact until after the election cycle…We are aware of the fine efforts of Representative Kucinich to bring this before the Congress and the American people, but we have made it clear if he persists we are prepared to water-board his skinny little ass….”…

    – “….Mr. Kucinich was tracked down in Roswell New Mexico, where he is attending a conference headed up by the “Code Pink Saucers for Peace” coalition and talked briefly to our reporter….

    – “….Do you have a response to Speaker Pelosis’s edict that you not pursue the articles?….”

    = “While i’m sure Mrs. “I’m so damn perfect” has her big gavel in a twist, I have sent off an email to her office, offering to meet her in chambers and go for it in a best 2 out of 3 arm wrestling match…I mean, after all, even the greens and greys in my district need representation too. This is America, home of the big tent, where even aliens get Constitutional rights.”…

    – “Ms Pelosi’s office did not issue a response.”

    ….In farming news the 4H clubs of America national chairman said late Monday that plabs for the “Pigs of the world” conference and fare, slated to open a two week run in Tehran Iran on the 15th of July, has been postponed for an indefinate period. More information is listed on the organizations website www mybigfatoinker.com …..

  22. Rob Crawford says:

    Dennis Kucinich, (D) – stupidestfuckingplaceonearth

    Yep. Cleveland.

  23. MarkD says:

    Yes, Buffalo might have lost 4 Super Bowls in a row, but we don’t have Kucinich. However, we’ve got a Clinton and a Schumer, intellects never used, ethics questionable, for sale cheap free to a good home.

  24. kelly says:

    “However, we’ve got a Clinton and a Schumer”

    Buck up. We’ve got…Larry Craig.

  25. Nan says:

    I’ve got all of you beat. I live in Illinois. Enough said.

  26. The Lost Dog says:

    “Yes, Buffalo might have lost 4 Super Bowls in a row, but we don’t have Kucinich. However, we’ve got a Clinton and a Schumer, intellects never used, ethics questionable, for sale cheap free to a good home.”

    I haven’t been to Buffalo sonce 1967, but I can still smell it. Too bad that the little hottie I dropped in on had gained about 80 pounds.

  27. Pablo says:

    We’ve got the idiot spawn of Senator Anvilhead for a Rep. At least a lunatic like Kucinich is entertaining.

  28. Merovign says:

    OI – I’m so sorry!

    Nan – I’m SO sorry!

  29. Merovign says:

    You know, we joke, but the left absolutely believes all of this “Bush Lied” crap. They’ve internalized it to such an extent that no mountains of evidence to the contrary will sway them. You literally CANNOT talk to them about it, they simply do not process information on the subject.

    If that isn’t insanity, what is?

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