The famous website claims he is, but Barack Obama’s bicycle could use a little work.
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Well, in Obama’s defense, the minute he looks back at the tire, it will re-inflate. If it knows what’s good for the country.
And it isn’t, you know, racist.
The dude has no training wheels!
I guess Hillary would say a woman without Obama is like a fish without a bicycle.
Y’all are just distracting Michelle from getting fresh fruit for the kids, and Baracky stopping the oceans from rising.
The last bike I had got stolen.
That tire is flat on purpose. Baraky approached, and that nasty pneumatic tension was dissolved.
There was wine and fishes, too. You have to look close.
With each and every click I felt a greater sense of gratitude for all that the ‘O’ has done for me; moving my sofa, changing my tire, leaving phone messages, …
It’s just like having my very own, uh, um…robot.
Hey fuck y’all, sometimes a brother is heavy, aight?
Robots dreaming of electric sheep, that’s sort’a funny.
A picture of Obama taking a day off and riding bikes with his family, which includes two young bike-riding kids, what the fuck is funny, odd, entertaining about that?
Help me to understand because, no, I don’t get it at all. The “it” being why the fuck you care.
His rear tire’s flat, thor.
No doubt it’s the Secret Service’s fault…
Help me to understand because, no, I don’t get it at all. The “it†being why the fuck you care.
Assuming you’re serious, thor, I think you might get “it” if you pictured George Bush riding with flat tires on one of his storied off-road bike rides. Or google for comments made by BDS sufferers when Dubya, or Democrat Govenor Mark Warner, had bike accidents. It’s called humor.
thor has long ago traded in his Obama sense of humor for multiple orgasms.
O! (noes)
The word “orgasm” has been replaced by O!gasm.
Where’s Big Bang Hunter when you really ned him? Prolly out pumping up someone totally unworthy.
Obama’s New Campaign song!
His tire’s not flat, it only looks that way if you can’t deduce he’s pulling an attached whatever, dumbasses.
I sort’a look forward to some here being more pathetic and tired than at this moment. I would find that somewhat oddly amusing, I guess.
Could it be The Hope Shaft?™
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (yeah, bay-bee!)
This is not helping Michelle keep fresh fruit on the table FOR THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!11
The word you’re looking for is “chain”.
Chain chain chain
Chain of foo-oools
About 30 pounds short of being fully inflated. Sorta like the man himself.
Thor, you douche
If he’s towing something, its not going to compress the rear tire on the bike. The trailer carries its own weight. But O sure does look like the ExtraTerrestrial on that bike. All he needs is a basket
The picture, obviously, reveals something quite different than what you describe.
Comment 24 is either zen or confusing.
There are very, very few bicycles made in the USA. He’s on one. What in the goddamn hell are the chances of that happening in the real world? I want to see his bike license, a LOT more that I want to see Hill’s old hunting permit…