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“Misogynistic Cracks” [Dan Collins]

I think nishi might be one. Time for a Sacred National Conversation on sexism, says Kirsten Powers. 

h/t Allah Pundit, of course, who falls in love with all the hawt television newspundit ladies

133 Replies to ““Misogynistic Cracks” [Dan Collins]”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Will logic be allowed?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    You mean male logic?

  3. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Male-dominated-paradigm logic. Dude.

  4. nishizonoshinji says:

    i hope O does that.
    KP’s piece illuminated something for me…i am sexist.
    i despise what Jeff calls boutique feminists.
    and….i have negative infinity in common with the over 50 non-college educated XX.
    i totally cant unnerstand how they could support hillary, whom i reguard as a toxic sack of ambition and entitlement.

    an…i laffed when kossacks called those women the dry pussy brigades.
    :(

    i guess…..for those women…hillary was their dream.
    a woman running for president and almost succeeding….she could have won.
    they are nasty now, tho…Clyburns office is getting racisthate calls from hillary supporters this morning.

    O is my dream.
    i would hope that i won’t be nasty if it isn’t achieved.

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    Dead-Whitey-Male logic, I fear, is too, too much for proglodytes to bear.

  6. Education Guy says:

    My mind immediately went to KP with a whale tail. Let the healing begin!

  7. JohnAnnArbor says:

    P implies Q, unless your feelings might get hurt.

  8. MayBee says:

    an…i laffed when kossacks called those women the dry pussy brigades.
    would hope that i won’t be nasty if it isn’t achieved

    Too late.

  9. Carin -BONC says:

    and….i have negative infinity in common with the over 50 non-college educated XX.

    But the over 50, non-college educated XX who are supporting Obama? They’re fine, I suppose?

  10. Karl says:

    Posted by Dan Collins, of course, who falls in love with all the hawt television Internet newspundit ladies

  11. Karl says:

    BTW, does that make O!’s youth contingent — regardless of gender — the wet pussy brigades?

  12. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Oh, Karl. Oh no you di’n’t.

  13. steve says:

    Yesterday I dropped by to demonstrate that many of you were paranoid hypocrites, as you worried that some metaphorical language by Obama’s wife was the harbinger of authoratarianism while refusing to refute the neocon Bush admin ‘theory’ of exec power, the very

    Today, I just want to point out that almost every post at PW has been about O! (I do love that though). When I first started posting here, I was given all of this nonsense about how this site is NOT simply a conservative advocacy site but a classical liberal forum, blah blah.

    I say blah blah becasue it couldn’t be more obvious that this is a Republican Advocacy Site given the endless O! hit pieces. You guys should just make yourself the official RNC Obama hit site and get it over with.

    Just wanted to remind you…..

  14. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks for that, steve.

  15. Education Guy says:

    Wait, I thought this post was about Kirsten Powers “crack”.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    Eh, everyone points out my hypocrisy when I tease their blog idols. *Yawn*

  17. Carin -BONC says:

    Man … I wonder why today, of all days, we’d be talking about O!? I guess we’re just unnaturally fixated on him or something.

  18. JohnAnnArbor says:

    I think all you demonstrated was a lack of reading comprehension. And logic.

  19. JD says:

    Steve did not tire of dropping deuces yesterday.

    Is a misogynistic crack anything like a plumbers crack?

  20. JohnAnnArbor says:

    When did “Kirsten” replace “Kristen”? It’s harder to pronounce.

  21. nishizonoshinji says:

    LMAO!!!!
    Karl, ur so hawt when ur memesmithing.
    ;)

  22. Carin -BONC says:

    a-foton – I find your pingbacks interesting, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Can we blast this spam?

  23. JohnAnnArbor says:

    “Sacred.”

    I assume that’s “Earth-mother/Gaia” sacred, and not “Virgin Mary” sacred.

  24. Roboc says:

    Sorry I beat the hag! Sorry she didn’t realize that smaller caucus states count when it comes to delgates, and not the popular vote, which the party nomination is based on! Sorry that Rush Limbaugh said nasty things about Hillary during the primary, as well as, the prior sixteen years she was in the national spotlight! Sorry she misspent her campaign funds prior to February 5, 2008, when she expected to get coronated! Sorry to all the women who lived their lives vicariously through their generational hero! I’m sorry I’m a man, forgive my genitalia!

  25. JD says:

    #11. Ewww. Just Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  26. Rob Crawford says:

    Yesterday I dropped by to demonstrate that many of you were paranoid hypocrites…

    You failed.

  27. Dan Collins says:

    Oh, did I get it wrong, JohnAnnArbor? My bad.

    At least I know how to spell MaryKatharine.

  28. psycho... says:

    Resolved: For the rest of my life, I’m taking the word “sexism” to mean “expertise re: fucking,” and “sexist” as “superb cuntsman,” to give this I’m-telling-Daddy crap a chance at not boring my balls off.

  29. JohnAnnArbor says:

    No, Dan. I’m talking about naming in general. Suddenly, a bunch of “Kirsten” people are popping up. So, two decades ago, a bunch of people decided to switch the “r” and the “i” in a perfectly serviceable name and make it harder to pronounce.

  30. Carin -BONC says:

    I like nishi’s message to the Clinton supporters. Fuck off bitches, you lost.

    That should unite the party.

  31. MayBee says:

    Wait, I thought this post was about Kirsten Powers “crack”.

    Yeah! And yesterday we discussed Hillary’s slot.

  32. Education Guy says:

    I would like to apologize for my remarks regarding Ms. Powers. They were clearly sexist in nature and have no place in mature political discourse.

    When I get home tonight, I plan on denouncing myself. Repeatedly.

  33. Education Guy says:

    Nevermind, denouncing plan is off. Thanks MayBee.

  34. MayBee says:

    I’m guessing nishi’s mom was never the one that paid for the pony.

  35. Dan Collins says:

    But I went to grade school with a Kirsten Nelson. First grade, 1966.

  36. JohnAnnArbor says:

    So, this insidious naming thing has been going on longer than I suspected!

  37. MayBee says:

    Sorry, EG, I didn’t mean to walk in on you while you were denouncing yourself.

  38. Karl says:

    Clearly, blogging about what everyone is blogging about — a historical event, really –reveals our nefarious agenda. And being critical of O! (though my first piece this morning was largely admiring his organizational skills) proves that the site is not classically liberal how, exactly?

  39. 02138er says:

    The irony is, if you want to root out misogyny, you should start with the misogyny masquerading as liberalism in the Ivory Towers…

  40. Cowboy says:

    “Kirsten” is a Scandi thing, JAA, you wouldn’t get it.

  41. Sdferr says:

    My Dad’s first Volvo (’57 444) was named Kirsten.

  42. Lisa says:

    Kirsten Powers: Can we sit down and talk about misogyny?
    PW Regulars: Sure cookie. Can you bring me a beer first though?

  43. Dan Collins says:

    It’s still Sweeties Week, Lisa ;-P

  44. Lisa says:

    I denounce myself for #42.

  45. Lisa says:

    lol @#43

  46. BJTexs says:

    If all of you Rethuglicans had any shame, you’d all be practicing omerta like the violence loving mob thugs you are.

    There, steve, is that better?

  47. Roboc says:

    misogyny vs. Sexism, Nicholas Kristof’s article in the NYT.

  48. Aldo says:

    i totally cant unnerstand how they could support hillary, whom i reguard as a toxic sack of ambition and entitlement.

    That should read: I can’t understand how they could support Hillary, who I regard as a toxic sack of ambotion and entitlement.

    You’re welcome.

    BTW, Hillary will probably be designing your new healthcare plan if Obama wins in November.

  49. Education Guy says:

    Yeah, well, perhaps the Democrats need uglier pundits. Ever think of that smartiepants?

  50. Aldo says:

    ambotion?

    Aw damn, she’s rubbing off on me.

  51. Ric Locke says:

    Steve:

    The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America.

    The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States…

    I looked all through it, and didn’t find the place where it talks about asking permission from Nancy, Harry, and/or the United Nations. Perhaps you could point them out. I do so love being properly instructed.

    Regards,
    Ric

  52. BJTexs says:

    Aldo: BLEACH! QUICK!!!!

  53. JohnAnnArbor says:

    BTW, Hillary will probably be designing your new healthcare plan if Obama wins in November.
    If he even proposes that, the Republican ads write themselves. I mean, her original plan called for JAIL TIME if you went to the doctor without reporting it to the government!

  54. Aldo says:

    Now I smell like a wet Hello Kitty!! doll.

  55. BJTexs says:

    ric:

    Haven’t you heard? steve is the constitutional scholar-poet.

    Ya gotta love steve’s style, which is a cross between Jack Webb and Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition

    “None of you bastards are are going to write anything critical about hil or Barry until you CONFESS, CONFESS YOUR IMPERIAL NEOCON EMPIRE BUILDING RETHUGLICAN THEOCRACY!!!!”

    Until then, you will be required to open a large, press sealed container of STFU!

  56. Lisa says:

    #49, lmao!!!

  57. SarahWW says:

    So I’d like to know where you got Amb-O!-tion
    said I’d like to know where you got Amb-O!-tion
    To gun the bus, don’t gun the bus baby.
    Gun the boat and back the bus over.
    Gun the bus!..

    Amb-O!-tion

  58. JD says:

    Lisa – If you want us to quit being sexist, tell Kirsten to start looking more like Hillary or San Fran Nan. Until then, she is yummy.

  59. JD says:

    Jack Webb – Is he that Senator with the crank in his mouth?

  60. JD says:

    And sugartits. That pretty much ensures we will acting like drooling knuckledraggers. And, MayBee. But not nishit.

  61. BJTexs says:

    #59: u r evul! (and a tad obsessed with cranks.)

  62. JD says:

    BJ – That one is just too damn easy. Can you imagine if Sen. Allen had written about turning a young boy upside down and putting his stick of love in his mouth? It would have made macaca seem like a molehill. Plus, it is fucking funny, sugartits.

  63. Lisa says:

    PW to Ms. Powers: We will totally stop being sexist…maybe. Let us think about it while meditating on your titties.

    I love this place so much. LOL.

  64. JD says:

    Now, if Senorita Powers wanted to turn me upside down …

  65. Education Guy says:

    Panties for Peace.

    No, no comment, just passing it along.
    No, it’s not a joke, why do you ask?
    Why are you looking at me like that?

  66. JD says:

    I denounce Lisa. And BJ. But not myself.

  67. Lisa says:

    I should not be laughing this much at this thread. I denounce myself.

  68. Lisa says:

    LOL @66

  69. JD says:

    Edu Guy – I just clicked on that an have now been reported to corporate internet security for attempting to access a site that is verboten. Thanks. I denounce myself.

  70. TheGeezer says:

    To gun the bus, don’t gun the bus baby

    What, exactly, is a bus baby, and why would anyone want to shoot one?

  71. Dan Collins says:

    I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound Bus
    Rollin’ down HWY 41.

    Duh!

  72. BJTexs says:

    Lord, I was born a Babblin’ Ma – an

    Whoops! Already did that one.

  73. Lisa says:

    Sarah that was pretty good. I think I like it. I think you should work on some Captain and Tennille material.

    And whatever you put together can be accompanied by an interpretive dance performed by JD, BJT, and BBH (in some hot Solid Gold Dancer tights).

  74. Aldo says:

    #57 That’s great. I recognize the song, but I can’t think of it at the moment.

  75. Dan Collins says:

    B’rack the Boat.
    Hughes Corporation.

  76. BJTexs says:

    Rock the boat, don’t rock the boat bay -bee!

  77. Education Guy says:

    JD – When the corporo-statist thugs show up to have a word with you, just ask them in loud condescending tones why they hate the poor Burmese people. Then, suggest that this so-called policy must have been enacted because they are profiting off of the massacre. For a finale, stand on your desk and accuse them of being misogynistic women haters. It helps if you can project spittle while speaking, and if it is at all possible try to make your face turn beet red (= passion, and thus truth).

    If they attempt to actually speak back, do not allow them to get a full sentence out without angrily interrupting them with questions such as “Did you support the ERA?”, “What would your mother think?”, and “Did you know I have NOW on speed-dial?”

    After that, they will leave me you alone. You might even get your own dedicated internet connection.

  78. Aldo says:

    Thanks Dan and Tex. You guys are walking musical encyclopedias.

  79. JD says:

    #73 – I just puked a little in the back of my mouth. BJ and BBH have not laid eyes on Mr. Happy in a couple years due to the paunch, so the gold lame tights sound positively disgusting.

  80. irongrampa says:

    “When I first started posting here, I was given all this nonsense about how this site was NOT simply a conservative advocacy site but a classic liberal forum.”

    This ISN’T a conservative site?? I want my money back then, dammit!

  81. JD says:

    Edu Guy – I am rolling. I think I could pull it off. The spittle might be hard if I start laughing though. Nazis.

  82. Lisa says:

    LOL @ #79

  83. Merovign says:

    I’ve noticed that the left liked to substitute words. In steve’s case, the word “demonstrate” is substituted for “whine unconvincingly.”

    I haven’t completed by translation guide, because they keep changing the substitutions. I’m beginning to suspect that this random substitution is some new kind of code or cipher – one actually not intended to be decoded.

    Either that, or they’re a pack of lying cockweasels, a solution Occam would seem to favor.

  84. BJTexs says:

    #73 – I just puked a little in the back of my mouth. BJ and BBH have not laid eyes on Mr. Happy in a couple years due to the paunch, so the gold lame tights sound positively disgusting.

    Plie, monsieur?

  85. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Karl on 6/4 @ 11:37 am #

    Clearly, blogging about what everyone is blogging about — a historical event, really –reveals our nefarious agenda. And being critical of O! (though my first piece this morning was largely admiring his organizational skills) proves that the site is not classically liberal how, exactly?

    Karl, you have a tin ear for politics, a distorted view of history and live in false reality cocoon here on PW.

    Our knuckle drag-queen inserted his favorite oft-parroted jizz spot about 2007 money bundlers as if it wasn’t mid-2008 and as if there was a shred of truth in it, ah but is there ever in clever Karl’s constant drool of low-information signaled intentions.

    Here, little hero, here’s your medal. It’s an American flag lapel pin. Cling to it, bitter-like.

  86. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “….so the gold lame tights sound positively disgusting.”

    – Ugh….I told BJ if we showed everyone your secret roll of quarters you’d never get over it….

  87. Slartibartfast says:

    Dan was in first grade in 1966? Dang, and I had just gotten used to thinking of him as a guy who was substantially older than me.

    Me? First grade: 1967-68.

  88. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    (Ixnay on the hatingchay with the elephonepoletay – as you were.)

  89. SarahW says:

    What’s a “bus baby”?

    It’s what Pflegler is still trying to teach some manners, I think. And when he’s good and caught in the wheel-well, please don’t throw him into stall #3 near the United Desk at O’Hare.

  90. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Will O!’s PortaPotty support group attend all the town meetings?

    “A hole we can relieve in, ~O~, ’08”

  91. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Jimmah Cahtah: “[an] Obama, Hillery ticket would be the worst possible combination. It would bring out the negatives of both candidates…”

    – Thank you Jimmah…..the car is waiting to take you back to the ward…

  92. TheGeezer says:

    BJ, I’ve got some lovely gold lame pants that, although they haven’t been worn in years, will be perfectly usable once you get the mothball odor out of them.

    I’d beg to be a part of a trio but after the varicocele surgery the urologist said absolutely no more dancing.

  93. Aldo says:

    O! should put Jimmy on the ticket as VP. Who wouldn’t vote for the Brown Jesus And White Cracker ticket?

    Even I might be tempted. The next four years would be like watching a non-stop Monty Python skit. And it will be delightful reading the NYT and LAT furiously trying to spin away all their pratfalls as serious deep, next-level thinking.

  94. SarahW says:

    ” an interpretive dance performed by JD, BJT, and BBH (in some hot Solid Gold Dancer tights).”

    Lisa, you are totally in charge of choreography!

    ball chain kick Jazz hands!

  95. steve says:

    I still love you all.

  96. Karl says:

    You would think thor would get tired of lying again and again, when anyone can compare what I wrote — and the sources I linked — to his total BS.

    But you would be wrong. In thorworld, money raised in 2007 is irrelevant to the 2008 campaign for which it was raised. M’kay.

  97. SGT Ted says:

    Panties for Peace? Didn’t we already try that at Abu Ghuraib?

    And whatever you put together can be accompanied by an interpretive dance performed by JD, BJT, and BBH (in some hot Solid Gold Dancer tights).

    Now THIS is bona fide War Crime, I’m thinkin.

  98. MarkD says:

    #93 Aldo, Does the Constitution allow a candidate for President have his clone run for VP on the same ticket? Where’s this living document when we need it?

  99. Ric Locke says:

    * (NSFW)

  100. JD says:

    None of you are right in the head. Racists.

  101. thor says:

    Cherry picking little man, learn to work a calculator and then reality might reveal itself through simple ratios.

    Yes Karl, I giggle at your efforts to be taken seriously.

  102. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – ….Nancy Pelosi: “We now have a nominee….”

    – Thats what you just have to love about her. That razor sharp mind….I mean nothing gets by her…..nothing.

  103. Dan Collins says:

    Comment by Slartibartfast on 6/4 @ 12:52 pm # |Edit This

    Dan was in first grade in 1966? Dang, and I had just gotten used to thinking of him as a guy who was substantially older than me.

    I got held back a bunch of times.

  104. Karl says:

    thor,

    Written like someone who has no understanding of the concept of venture capital. Keep giggling though — that you’re good at.

  105. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Heres an interesting development – “Clintons for McCain launches at 4:30 today. Clinton supporters to give financial and moral support to McCain campaign. Launching website to raise funds, and act as a clearinghouse for disillusioned supporters of Hillery that will vote for McCain in the fall…..”

  106. mojo says:

    Malandrists!

  107. Lisa says:

    #94: I would be honored! Woot Woot!!

    ball chain kick Jazz hands!

    LOLOL!!!

  108. thor says:

    Ppppp, Karl, you wouldn’t know vulture capital from venture capital if Micheal Milken himself french-kissed your sub-prime brain. You proved that.

    And your transition into your signature bitter crypto-white-boy missive is horribly contrived, btw.

  109. Aldo says:

    Does the Constitution allow a candidate for President have his clone run for VP on the same ticket? Where’s this living document when we need it?

    I don’t know about clones, but I’m thinking if Hillary were the Republican nominee this year it would be a re-run of Nixon versus McGovern, especially since Hillary’s personality is so much like Tricky Dick’s.

    Maybe McCain should pick Hillary to be his VP.

  110. JD says:

    The idea of BBH and Bj in tutus and gold lame doing interpretive dance has amused me, and sickened me, all afternoon.

  111. JD says:

    Jazzhands … Wasn’t that something they kept saying in one of those teenie-bopper cheerleading movies. Jamie Lee Presley, perhaps. Rawr.

  112. Radish says:

    Clintons for McCain launches at 4:30 today

    Hrm, I thought they’d wait to see what transpires in Denver.

  113. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Would you two get a room already. You know, that anger backlash manlove thing is soooooo hot. With thor, I’d recommend a claw hammer for the reach-around.

    – Speaking on hustling. and ball and chain, Ed McMann better start peddling those Premier tubs faster, or they’re going to take his tub in Beverly.

  114. JD says:

    McCain should peg Hill for VP. I already cannot stand him, and the only reason he will get my vote is because the Dems nominated Baracky.

  115. Lisa says:

    I am thinking he is going to pick Joe Lieberman. Though he is an ancient artifact too. So that would be the Crusty Ticket.

  116. Lisa says:

    #112: I wonder if TalkLeft or Corriente are backing it. They have gone ’round the bend for keeps this time.

  117. JD says:

    That would push the KosKiddiez right over the edge, Lisa. That edge, is the same edge they have repeatedly leapt from over the last 7 years.

  118. JD says:

    I am not sure which would infuriate them more, Joementum or Hill being tabbed as McCain’s VP. Heads would explode, at least the ones that have not already done so.

  119. Karl says:

    thor,

    The bundlers get access and influence. You get an erection. And it’s lasted for long enough that you should consult a doctor.

  120. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – The “Crusty Crab” ticket (with the 15 secret ingredients).

    – Lieberman and McCain could share a walker, and oxygen mask.

  121. BJTexs says:

    And whatever you put together can be accompanied by an interpretive dance performed by JD, BJT, and BBH (in some hot Solid Gold Dancer tights).

    Now THIS is bona fide War Crime, I’m thinkin.

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, BAY – BEE!!!

    JD: No, jazz hands has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself to the music of Miles Davis or John Coltrane.

    Step. Away. From. The. Groove!

  122. JD says:

    And leave the magic sock in the closet …

  123. Mikey NTH says:

    thor is sufficient reason not to vote for Sen. Obama. If that is the type of person Sen. Obama attracts as a follower, then by no means should he get any closer to the White House.

  124. Mikey NTH says:

    At least with the ‘Crusty Crab’ ticket (Not One, But Two Grumpy Old Men!) you get a ticket that doesn’t hate the United States and the bulk of its population.

  125. Aldo says:

    That would push the KosKiddiez right over the edge

    If the Kos Kidz go around one more bend they might arrive back at sane.

  126. The Lost Dog says:

    thor is contending for his place in the “Darwin Hall of Fame”.

    Maybe that’s why thor likes O! so much. Because Obamalamadingdong (I STILL love that name, but forget who came up with it – but h/t anyway) has basically promised the demise of the Darwinian theory. And I, for one, would certainly miss “The Darwin Chronicles”, and the Obama followers who would dominate them four years from now.

  127. JD says:

    Baracky’s ascension has stopped the oceans from rising. He will put a halt to global warming/cooling/weather.

  128. Mikey NTH says:

    I think those were the ‘Darwin Awards’. They’re still there.

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008.html
    Hope the link takes, for a Change.

  129. TmjUtah says:

    You know, it would be pretty cool if one night all the media bigwigs got to together and apologized for foisting the three stooges on us.

    Just saying.

    In what reality do these three rise to the top in the selection process for Leader of the Free (until one is sworn in) World?

    Geeze.

  130. Mikey NTH says:

    The reality that you are in, and the reality of the major party selection process. That won’t make you feel better, but I’m not here for that. I’m here to post snark and the occaissional lucid question.

  131. Lisa says:

    #117: Kos is usually a madhouse. I hadn’t read it in years until I heard about a mass “walkout” of Hillary supporting diarists because they were really mad about the anti-Clinton slant (I just HAD to go check that foolishness out). WTF? These are the same bitches who shout down diarists and commenters who support Joe Lieberman, dems who support our efforts in Iraq, Israel supporters, etc. I mean they are free to act as crazy as they want over there, but I found it hysterical that this same group of hivetards would screech so loudly about people disagreeing disagreeably. Talk about the Chickens of Irony coming home to roost and then biting you on the ass.

  132. Lisa says:

    JD: No, jazz hands has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself to the music of Miles Davis or John Coltrane.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. SGT Ted says:

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, BAY – BEE!!!

    mass Destruction of appetites is what I’m sayin.

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