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Glam on the Lam [Dan Collins]

F*cks on the Run.

Start commenting, or it’s going to get worse.

50 Replies to “Glam on the Lam [Dan Collins]”

  1. cranky-d says:

    Thanks for the ear worm, Dan. Bastard.

  2. cranky-d says:

    BTW, that Sweet video proved that bad lip-syncing was here long before MTV reared its head.

  3. Rob O'Connor says:

    Wow, that was pretty ugly Dan. I threw up a little in my mouth. I loved “The Ballroom Blitz”, though. Great Memories!!!

  4. comment, comment. COMMENT!!!!

  5. Lisa says:

    Oh yeah. The hair….the fucking hair!!!!!!!

    I like that cheesy-assed song, though. Love is Like Oxygen is a goodie as well. I have a thing for that weird, creepycrappy 70s shit.

    Okay new theory: Dan is not the guitarist from Mother’s Finest. He is actually Gary Wright. Or perhaps the bass player from the New York Dolls.

    Hmmm.

  6. Ouroboros says:

    Whew.. Thanks.. For a second there I thought that link was going to lead to another playing of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody… You can’t turn that off once it starts playing in your head..

    I see a little silhouetto of a man
    Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
    Thunderbolts and lightning – very very frightening me
    Galileo, Galileo,
    Galileo, Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro –
    Magnifico !

    Ah f*ck.. I did it to myself..

  7. Education Guy says:

    It isn’t glam, but this is a fun twist on an American classic.

  8. JD says:

    None of you people are right … just sayin’

  9. Lisa says:

    JDizzle!!! Happy Friday!

  10. JD says:

    And a happy Friday to you as well. My blood pressure is acting up a bit, as Better Half just hired a nanny without my participation in the process. Not. Happy. But other than that, things could be worse. I could live in Baltimore ;-)

  11. Lisa says:

    Ha! True dat. But getting shot/stabbed to death in my fair city would take care of the blood pressure thing as well as alleviate nanny/spouse worries.

  12. JD says:

    And she is a Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I trust better half, I just wanted to know if she was cute or not.

  13. Lisa says:

    LMAO. She probably looks like Mrs. Doubtfire though.

  14. Education Guy says:

    I just wanted to know if she was cute or not.

    Sure, Helen Thomas cute.

  15. anybodyinpoulsbo says:

    Kinda changes the way I feel about the movie “This is Spinal Tap”.
    Up until now I thought it was parody.

  16. Pablo says:

    Love is Like Oxygen is a goodie as well.

    You damn skippy! That shit was actual music and the one Sweet tune you don’t ever have to apologize for playing. Little Willy, on the other hand…

  17. Karl says:

    Pablo,

    How dare you disrespect “Little Willy?”

    I GOT A FEE-VAH!!! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS… MORE COWBELL!!!

  18. Lisa says:

    Ohhhh that was a delight, Karl. I have forgiven Walken for any crappy movie he has ever done because of that skit.

  19. JD says:

    Do you think it would be appropriate or inappropriate for me to ask her to send me a picture? All I know is that she is a student in a Pharm-D program.

  20. Ouroboros says:

    So which is it, JD…? Closer to Mrs Doubtfire or Elizabeth Wurtzel ?

  21. JD says:

    Y’all are odd, in the entertaining really fun kind of way.

  22. JD says:

    Ourboros. No clue. Better Half will not tell me. I am not sure if that should worry me, or excite me.

  23. I like “Oxygen,” “Action,” “Ballroom,” and . . . of course . . . “AC/DC.”

    I actually own the Desolation Boulevard CD, and play it in my car. With the volume up, and the sunroof open, natch.

  24. Lisa says:

    Miss Attila, you have to be driving an ’87 Camaro to really get the full effect (it is a bonus of you have frosted and layered hairdo like the girl from the Whitesnake videos).

  25. JD says:

    And it helps to have a Camaro-mullet to properly round out the look.

    Don’t go hatin’ on Tawny Kitaen. Chicks doing stripper dances on the hood of a Jag rock.

  26. BJTexs says:

    (it is a bonus of you have frosted and layered hairdo like the girl from the Whitesnake videos).

    Wouldn’t that be Tawney Kitean?

  27. BJTexs says:

    Um, Tawny. Raowwwrrr

  28. Rob Crawford says:

    Ohhhh that was a delight, Karl. I have forgiven Walken for any crappy movie he has ever done because of that skit.

    The scary thing is how prevalent fricking cow bells were in the 60s and 70s. I’ve got a bunch of Hendrix, and swear to God, there’s cow bell on half the tracks.

  29. Lisa says:

    #31: Yeah “Stone Free” is cowbelltastic.

  30. Rob O'Connor says:

    You want cowbell, how about Grand Funk Railroad, “We’re An American Band”

  31. kelly says:

    Mississippi Queen

    Sorry, I can’t do all those hip linky things. You’ll have to use your imagination like the old days.

  32. Lisa says:

    #33: Nice. And those are some SWEET Jewfros, my friend.

  33. Pablo says:

    Watch yourself, BJ. Tawny will knock your freaking teeth out. She’s a feisty one.

  34. Lisa says:

    #36: Yeah didn’t she actually end up marrying and regularly kicking the ass of the guy from Whitesnake?

  35. Salt Lick says:

    Bohemian Rhapsody… You can’t turn that off once it starts playing in your head…

    You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.
    See that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

  36. kelly says:

    Mark Farnam…jewish?

  37. B Moe says:

    (Lisa can’t help it, we all look alike to her)

  38. Rob O'Connor says:

    Kelly, Mountain was kickass, “Mississippi Queen”

  39. Mikey NTH says:

    The new hit song about Al Sadr, “Mookie”

    Oh, Mookie, you’re so fine
    You’re so fine when you blow the mines
    Hey, Mookie
    Hey, Mookie

  40. JD says:

    Lisa – you may be right, but eventually she wound up marrying and ruining the pitching career of Chuck Finley.

  41. Rob O'Connor says:

    Dan, you could’ve just wrote “comment on cowbell”.
    I can’t help myself, the Chamber Brothers, Time Has Come Today

  42. Mikey NTH says:

    Wine, Wenches, and Wheels. Plenty of cowbell.

    Slam it into overdrive
    Tape’s blastin’ Iron Maiden Live
    So glad to be alive

  43. Rob O'Connor says:

    I just found a listing of songs with cowbell, The Cowbell Project.

  44. Pablo says:

    Lisa and JD, it was Chuck Finley with whom she had many…ummm, legal problems, though she was also married to David Coverdale for a couple of years. She was famous for kicking Finley’s ass. I dunno if she smacked Coverdale around.

  45. Pablo says:

    I can’t help myself, the Chamber Brothers, Time Has Come Today

    Ojai, Ca. 1986? 87?. The Chambers Brothers. Spirit. Some remnants of Buffalo Springfield. A couples of hits of….something. That’s all I remember. The rest, I’ll never forget, Rainbow included.

  46. Lisa says:

    #40: Hey, some of my best friends are white!!!

    I denounce myself for mistaking a wafro for a jewfro.

  47. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    I actually own the Desolation Boulevard CD

    Guilty as well.

    If y’all have had enough bubblegum-glam, how about the real deal?

  48. reviews says:

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