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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Strange Grey ladies lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government!
There can only be one, Patrick!
:lobs scimitar:
Even if the watery tart was dodging sniper fire?
FP, SarahW!
pwn3d!!!!!!
Ahem. Normal programming will resume shortly.
Meanwhile, Obama can’t quite find his way out of the swamp. His map skill are poor.
He chooses…poorly.
God! I can’t wait for the melty face bit.
“skillz”
Well, that’s how the kids mock *me*, anyway.
Who is the guy in attendance? It kind of looks like John Kerry in a Keffiyeh.
…because of the DOURNESS!!!
Stealing FBS’s dope bump, I have to celebrate you baby, and praise you like I should, you the phattest bosom-pillow.
Funny sheeet.
“OMFG, is this racist!”
Dunno. Is this?
But there’s so much more:
“Brave Obama ran away, bravely bravely ran away!”
“Let’s not argue about who liberated who!”
“Does that mean Hillary is made of wood?”
“That fundraiser’s got a mean streak a mile wide!”
“It’s only a flesh wound!”
And, of course, the immortal “Pull the other one!”
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
“Does that mean Hillary is made of wood?â€Â
I think this means Hillary is the black knight.
The quote Mr. Carroll used in #1, I used on a final in British Government (I already had the “A”) The class was taught by an adorable Welshman named John Thomas who completely failed to get the joke – I mean, he couldn’t see what that statement had to do with Arthur. Hey kids, answer me this – couldn’t McCain lock down the election tomorrow simply by signing a pledge not to run for a second term?
from RAT FINK to Audrey Beardsley?
seems the powers that be wouldn’t let me use a wiki link….?
That link cracks my shit up.
Who is the guy in attendance? It kind of looks like John Kerry in a Keffiyeh.
Obama: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy.
“couldn’t McCain lock down the election tomorrow simply by signing a pledge not to run for a second term?”
Hmm. Four years. So much to destriy, so little time. Besides, he’s a politician, hi country *needs* him.
When you have the chance, please let me know how to say all this in Spanish. for the comprehesive immigration reform contingent.
Dan, if you and serr8d wouldn’t have distracted my potential buyers with all those god aweful tree crucifixes, I’d have already sold many more of my genuine “Obama Chain-Mail” scratch-n-sniff remnants. Why are you trying to ruin me?
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