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Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
– Hey. At least she didn’t suck it out with a straw. There is that.
– BTW.I understand in the third segment she kisses the toad and he turns into a prince suffering from a terminal case of preas because of all the aphrodisiac hes exuding. But its all for naught because shes still a skank.
I’m imagining the party invitations.
“Please stop by Rainbow and Sunshine’s place Saturday night at 8PM. Or, like, whenever, dude. We’ll be squirting toad venom up our asses. It’s gonna ROCK!”
Now I know what to do with all that unsalted butter I bought by mistake at Costco. Hated to see it go to waste.
HI. I’m at the apple store. I had to stop watching that. I was drawing attention.
So I thought we got rid of all those dirty hippies. She’ a refugee from Dragnet 1969.
Dum da damdum DOMMMMM!
THe flatfeet bust in , he’ all like, don’t harsh our mellow, man, Leave Sunshins alone, she’s cool, she’s alright? Aren’t you SUnshine?
Pan right to bell bottoms pan up to hippie slumped in rocking chair – tight in to desicated corpse.
SUNSHINE!
I’ll bet she’s fun on dates.
o_O
I’d do her,probably have.