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John McCain has “unremarkable” buttocks [Karl]

That is one tidbit to be gleaned from John McCain’s massive medical records dump:

John McCain today released 1,173 pages of medical documents to prove that at the age of 71 – having survived war wounds, torture by the Vietnamese and three bouts of melanoma – he is fit to be president.

The verdict on the Republican nominee-in-waiting is that he appears to be in good, if not perfect, health. Doctors say he has a strong heart and, despite having skin lesions removed as recently as February, a much-reduced risk of being killed by cancer.

People looking for reasons to oppose McCain would be better off looking at his position on illegal immigration than his buttocks; the latter are unremarkable.

28 Replies to “John McCain has “unremarkable” buttocks [Karl]”

  1. Karl says:

    Whereas nishi can undoubtedly tell us how remarkable those of O! are.

  2. Mikey NTH says:

    I thought that was thor’s job, Karl.

  3. BJTexs says:

    Mikey NTH: thor’s job is to pleasure O! Nishi’s is to receive bamagasm from O!

  4. Aldo says:

    Whereas nishi can undoubtedly tell us how remarkable those of O! are.

    Nishi commented every day for about a week that the unsealing of these medical records was going to doom McCain’s candidacy. I haven’t seen her around here since the records were released. She is probably feeling a little bit like Gerardo Rivera did after Al Capone’s vault was opened.

  5. MayBee says:

    I’m kinda sad for nishi today. She’s been looking forward to this for a long time.

  6. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    Nah, she’ll just make up a lie about what she said before.

  7. Pablo says:

    She made a complete fool of herself again last night, so she’s probably licking her wounds today.

  8. Mikey NTH says:

    look! it says here he’s old111 hee, hee
    O! gunna berry him hunny!11!
    lulz!

    (I thought I’d get it in.)

  9. David R. Block says:

    Gleen Greenwald could not be reached for comment…..

  10. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    Unremarkable buttocks, perhaps.

    But does he have sugartits?

    There’s the elephant in the room.

  11. JD says:

    McCain cannot have sugartits. He might have some man boobs, or moobs. Sugartits, not so much.

    nishit will just alter reality so that this never happened.

  12. Jeffersonian says:

    No wonder Excitable Andy is so insouciant about Johnny Mac.

  13. Pablo says:

    ZOMG!! Not only is he old but his wife is stacked loaded! Eleventy!

  14. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    Cute, sane, rich, and owns a liquor store (okay, a beer distributor).

    Looks like John beats Barry on this metric of judgment, too.

  15. Ric Locke says:

    It’s not because you measure fifty, twenty, thirty-four
    It’s not because your mama runs a chain of liquor stores
    It’s not because your daddy is the richest man in town
    It’s just that I’ve grown used to you and having you around…

    Regards,
    Ric

  16. happyfeet says:

    For real I don’t get the fetish about immigration. Not you, K, this woman. Good Lord her priorities are wacky. But I’ve been on a big horchata kick lately.

  17. Lisa says:

    I sense a Rovian plot here. McCain will appear this fall in a pair of close fitting Diesel jeans and reveal that he in fact has a quite alluring set of buttocks.

    An October surprise, if you will.

  18. happyfeet says:

    It’ll be hard to get a good pic if Lindsey’s around though.

  19. Lisa says:

    #10, 11: His wife has enough for both of them.

  20. MayBee says:

    #17 – Ha!

  21. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    “Nothing comes between me and my Diesels”.

  22. I hate to be a sexist, or objectify men, or anything like that.

    But if we were voting on the basis of ass . . . O my hands would be tied.

  23. Tocktober!

    I think that’s the correct term for it, Lisa. ;D

  24. Good God, look how Malkin writes these days, look how loaded her language is. She could use a good Jeff sermon on intentionalism. She could, that is, if she were susceptible to reason. Why did you link that Karl?

  25. Karl says:

    peter,

    I linked MM because she has the highest-traffic blog that was covering McCain’s “backsliding” on illegal immigration (John Hawkins was the other). I didn’t really consider it backsliding because I always thought McCain was BS-ing when he was talking about “getting the message.” And it happened to be a fresh post when I was looking for an example of an issue-based disagreement, rather than the DNC-nishidiot meme of not voting for McCain because he’s old and thisclose to dying. As such, it increased the odds that this post would get better placement at sites like Memeorandum. That’s the long answer, which can be shortened to “traffic.”

  26. alppuccino says:

    I hear Obama smokes like an Indonesian cooter. Have his medical records been released yet?

  27. Carin- says:

    No they haven’t alp.

  28. “traffic.”

    Right on. I guess I just found the sudden transition of going from your dulcet tones to her hissing and spitting a little jarring.

    yours/
    peter.

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