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Like Metaphor to Willis [Dan Collins]

McGehee on McCain: Senile like a . . . whatever is best known for its . . . unsenility.

Fausta has a great interview regarding the Karsenty Affair.

;aLady Bracknell. Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd.

If Burge and Goldstein aren’t serious about it, I’m backing Fruitcake Lady for President.

Jerome Bettis getting very irritated.

He’s a Muslim:
Just because he won’t permit what everybody else does/ That’s no reason why we can’t share a love.

24 Replies to “Like Metaphor to Willis [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Yeah if was getting up in years and was forgetting things and couldn’t care for myself what I would do is run for president. Yup. I’m pretty much planning on it if that time ever comes.

  2. Mikey NTH says:

    As I said at McGehee’s site, McCain doesn’t complain that people won’t let him finish his waffle. He will let the syrup congeal while he answers questions, and has even offered to do a ‘British-like’ question time. Cocky? Hell, yes! Senile? Not!

  3. Dan Collins says:

    I don’t know. If a terrorist organization decides to interrupt our waffle, do we want someone who’s so laid back about waffle interruption in charge?

  4. B Moe says:

    So the question comes down to a President who doesn’t waffle with terrorists, but will negotiate with reporters, or one that will talk to terrorists but not reporters.

    Doesn’t really make it any easier.

  5. JD says:

    when you say “like a metaphor to Wiilis”, do you mean something like an industrial sized pallet of lard to a morbidly obese moonbat?

  6. Dan Collins says:

    More like, stick a wick in him. He’s done.

  7. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I’m thinking “like Newton’s Principia Mathematica to the Pomeranian in that Sharapova commercial for Canon”.

  8. Mikey NTH says:

    #3 Dan – There is a difference between putting the waffle aside, voluntarily, for business, and letting someone take your waffle. McCain got through the Forrestal fire and the Hanoi Hilton; he would not leave a waffle behind for the unworthy.

    America’s traditional meals would be safe under a McCain Administration; under an Obama Administration our salad bars would be forced to take on unfamiliar greens and toppings, to the confusion of those citizens who went to the ‘early bird special’ just because they could have a familiar, unlimited salad bar experience, now forced to pay for each plate!

    Save our salad bars, save our breakfast bars, save our ‘all you can eat’ restaurants with their early bird specials. Vote McCain. Who knows – the next free refill you save could be Your Own!

  9. McGehee says:

    Mikey, you make a very good argument. I may have to relent on McCain, unless Thor can reassure me that my iceberg lettuce and low-cal ranch dressing will be equally safe under an O! administration.

  10. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – I thought waffles was sKerrys specialty.

  11. JD says:

    Remember Shoneys all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets? You could get lucky sometimes and they would have kind of ripe fruit and that chocolatey pudding. We sat in a Shoneys for three hours eating nearly burnt bacon and choclately pudding once.

    Also, Waffle House. And Steak & Egg. But not Bob Evans.

  12. Ric Locke says:

    …someone who’s so laid back about waffle interruption…

    Well, sure. We want somebody who will look up from his (or her) waffle, beat the interrupter(s) to the consistency of Ragu® Thick & Rich, then say calmly, “Would someone reheat my waffle for me, please? It seems to have gotten cold.” Interrupt driven, with a really good context save-and-restore. Setting the don’t-interrupt flag for a waffle is poor coding technique.

    Regards,
    Ric

  13. Mikey NTH says:

    McGehee, already Sen. Obama has said we eat too much and Mrs. Obama says we will have to give up things, as had Sen. Clinton. Truly, the buffets of America are in danger, and those with teenage boys know the ‘all you can eat’ buffet is the thick line between them and food poverty.

    The Waffle House’s, the Big Boy’s, the diners that are the very soul of America are under threat this election year. Protect America and reject the food monitors and clorie counters the Democrats have unleashed.

  14. Dan Collins says:

    Fuck that. I don’t believe that Obama’s even quit smoking, yet.

  15. Mikey NTH says:

    Vote McCain – your coffee mug will never be left empty by your plate.

  16. McGehee says:

    I don’t believe that Obama’s even quit smoking, yet.

    Oh hell no. He’d look like this.

  17. Pablo says:

    Dan, why you want to do The Bus like that? Yeah, he’s a big man, but damn!

  18. Sean M. says:

    …Mrs. Obama says we will have to give up things, as had Sen. Clinton.

    Say what you will about Hillary, at least she never threatened to take away our PIE!

  19. Cowboy says:

    For that reason alone, I could never support Obama.

    His wife wants my pie…and buddy, that’s where I draw the line.

    …a warm, gooey, sugar cream line.

    With a hot cup of coffee.

  20. McGehee says:

    Well, since Thor hasn’t spoken up, I will have to give serious thought to maybe being willing to consider the possibility of perhaps having an open mind to the idea that it might be better for my interests — and those of salad bars everywhere — to try to help John McCain take Georgia’s 15 electoral votes by more than the paltry 4 million votes he’d otherwise get.

    4,000,001st!

  21. McGehee says:

    …weather permitting.

  22. JD says:

    Cowboy – You going to the 500 ?

    For that matter, should any of you degenerates plan on attending the Indy 500, let me know.

  23. Ouroboros says:

    “Senile like a . . . whatever is best known for its . . . unsenility”

    How about ‘like a tortoise’..?

    I mean, they get really old and you dont hear about them gunning the gas instead of the brake on their SUVs and plowing into crowds of people at the local farmer’s market..
    At least not that many of them..

  24. Quit Smoking says:

    This is an excellent post! As a female I know that smoking is more of a risk for me than a male.

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