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President Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish? [Karl]

That is one of the new names bestowed on Barack Obama by the Crow tribe today.  The name means “one who helps people throughout the land.” Obama became the first American presidential candidate to visit the reservation of the Crow Nation.

The other new name is “Barack Black Eagle.”  Presumably, the new middle name is as off-limits as the old one.

The Obama campaign clearly went into rapid response mode after today’s challenge from Billy Jack.

(h/t HotAir headlines and Memeorandum.)

48 Replies to “President Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish? [Karl]”

  1. MayBee says:

    Ha!

    Kuuxshish is how I imagine Datadave would pronounce presidential candidate Dennis’s last name at the end of the night.

  2. cynn says:

    Just curious; why do you consistently stomp on Obama while giving Hillary the tiptoe treatment? Or at least the shuffle on by biz?

  3. Karl says:

    Respect his authenticitah!

  4. cjd says:

    So what name did they bestow on Michelle? Wait, don’t answer that…

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    I trust the Crows and their casino wampum are safely out of Senator Kuuxshish’s reach…

  6. SarahW says:

    Anna Nicole, RIP

    You are missed, especially at a time like this.

  7. dre says:

    “The name means “one who helps people throughout the land.”
    to other people’s life, liberty and money. Freakin’ Comanche

  8. Karl says:

    cynn,

    The short answer is that Obama is the near-certain nominee and gets the overwhelming proportion of news coverage.

    The long answer:

    Dems 2008: Are Clintonites suppressing the vote in NC?

    Dems 2008: The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave

    Dems 2008: Is Hillary Clinton voteworthy?

    Dems 2008: Capitalism has been “bery, bery good” to Clinton and Obama?

    Survey USA: Clinton up 16 percent in Indiana… or Obama up by 5 percent

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton’s rancid, asexual cream puffs

    Dems 2008: A Clintonian firing

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton’s shot at the popular vote

    Dems 2008: Clinton impeded Watergate investigation, withheld information from Congress

    Dems 2008: The “nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah” phase of the campaign

    Dems 2008: Shockingly, Bill Clinton exaggerates Hillary’s military cred

    Fridems 2008: The Hillary Clinton endorsement most media won’t cover!

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton’s billing records are magical

    Dems 2008: More Clintonites take their balls and go home

    Dems 2008: Clintonites taking their balls and going home?

    Dems 2008: Clinton organizes in PA; does it matter?

    Dems 2008: Who is the better general election candidate?

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton – Iron Lady or Terminatrix?

    Dems 2008: Must they go for Hillary?

    Dems 2008: The Clinton disorganization sputters on

    Election 2012: Clinton gets a head start

    Dems 2008: Will Clinton have a “moral claim” to the nomination?

    Dems 2008: ABC relays bizzare Clinton spin

    Dems 2008: Clinton campaign stuck on stupid

    Dems 2008: A moment of silence for the Clinton campaign

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton, the Black Candidate

    Dems 2008: Clinton lives down to expectations

    Dems 2008: Clinton Campaign Starts 5-Point Attack on Obama

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton & Jesse Jackson, redux

    Dems 2008: Hillary tries her hand at mocking the Obamessiah

    Dems 2008: Hillaryland napping on national security

    Dems 2008: The Clinton disorganization

    Dems 2008: Is Camp Clinton waking up? In time?

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton is Jesse Jackson?

    Dems 2008: It ain’t over ’till it’s over

    Dems 2008: Camp Clinton’s latest “gaffe”

    Dems 2008: The still defective Clinton machine

    Dems 2008: In which Bill Clinton does not want to complain about the media

    Dems 2008: If Obama is McGovern, why not say so?

    Dems 2008: Historians for Hillary

    Dems 2008: Is the Clinton machine still defective?

    Dems 2008: Is it only Clinton regretting her big-state strategy?

    Dems 2008: Is the Clinton coalition cracking up?

    Dems 2008: The Hillary machine lacked organization

    Dems 2008: More-than-quiet panic in Hillaryland

    Dems 2008: Quiet panic in Hillaryland

    Dems 2008: Hillary Clinton – My Worst Outfits Ever!

    Dems 2008: Exactly the news to perk up Hillary Clinton

    Dems 2008: The Clinton Insurgency

    Dems 2008: McMurphy endorses Ratchet

    Election 2008: How not to win friends and influence people

    Dems 2008: Clinton Capitalism

    Dems 2008: Harlem Not Disillusioned with Billary

    Dems 2008: What is Hillary Clinton’s position on Xenu?

    Dems 2008: Another look at Clinton Disillusionment Syndrome

    Dems 2008: Clinton Disillusionment Syndrome Update

    Dems 2008: Clinton backs seating MI, FL delegates, heads explode

    Dems 2008: Do the Clintons know what they are doing?

    Dems 2008: The Clintons poison their own garden

    Dems 2008: The Clintons are a laughing-stock (again)

    Dems 2008: The Monster Roams the Countryside

    Clintons surf wave of Reagan Derangement Syndrome

    Dems 2008: Obama discovers the power of mockery

  9. dre says:

    What’s the Community Organizer done for the Cherokee lately?

  10. SarahW says:

    Dunno, Dre, but he’s all over the Hopi.

  11. SarahW says:

    That is quite a scroll, there, Karl.

  12. dre says:

    “#

    Comment by SarahW on 5/19 @ 8:03 pm #

    Dunno, Dre, but he’s all over the Hopi.”

    O! sounded pretty Aztec today with his SUV sacrifice to the “global opinion” GODS.

  13. Pablo says:

    Why do you talk about Obama at all? You shouldn’t be talking about his wife, his parents, his pastor, his church, his friends, his political connections, his experience and most definitely don’t quote him. It’s not like he wants you to elect him President.

    NO MORE SWIFTBOATING, RACIST!

  14. cynn says:

    If you are so opposed to the EZ listener candidate. Why not convert the absence of essense back on him?

  15. SarahW says:

    Obama’s waffles denounce you.

  16. Karl says:

    Sarah W,

    thor once accused me of shilling for HRC. What you see there got him to apologize. That only goes back through mid-Feb, so consider that I have whacked the losing candidate two out of every three days on average.

  17. SarahW says:

    Cynn: that could get in the way of that ultimate hope, however slim….of HUCKABEE!

  18. JD says:

    Exactly what topics are within the acceptable boundaries when discussing Baracky, or, if even discussing Baracky out of bounds?

  19. Mastiff says:

    Why not convert the absence of essense back on him?

    I have no clue what this is supposed to mean, or in what way Karl is not already doing so.

  20. cynn says:

    Oddly, I’m still backing Tancredo, if only for the fact that he will start a a playground fight of epic proportions.

  21. SarahW says:

    After seeing that list I feel like apologizing to someone!* Poor Thor was was catch-wrestled.

    *Never having had the slightest notion of you EVER carrying water for HRC, quite the opposite.

  22. Pablo says:

    Exactly what topics are within the acceptable boundaries when discussing Baracky, or, if even discussing Baracky out of bounds?

    Hope. Change. Aside from that, you’d better be careful.

  23. cynn says:

    That is my big problem with St. Obama. He has an absence of essense. He doesn’t stand for anything I can cling to. Bottom line, he’s a batch of seaweed in a flood.

  24. dre says:

    “#

    Comment by JD on 5/19 @ 8:35 pm #

    Exactly what topics are within the acceptable boundaries when discussing Baracky”

    We are allowed to say O! was a: Community Organizer.

  25. SarahW says:

    JD – Suitable topics are

    a. hope
    b. change
    c. damn that cursor has been flashing a long time.

  26. SarahW says:

    “he’s a batch of seaweed in a flood.”

    You can at least make jello with that.

  27. troy mcclure says:

    “klaatu barada nikto”

  28. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “klaatu barada nikto”

    – I thought I told you to wait in the saucer….

  29. SarahW says:

    Karl, in case my remark went off wrong and it looked like I was saying THor was poor and needed an apology that is exactly what I did not mean. I thought that was one fine grapple, there.

  30. J. Peden says:

    Crows were known to be the most vile of Indians. So, what is the surprise?

  31. SarahW says:

    The suprise – that crow indians are using Treemshhpahhgh, BABY!

  32. The Lost Dog says:

    “Obama’s waffles denounce you.”

    well, as far as I can tell. O’Ba’Messiah IS a living example of a Belgian waffle. He was for it before he was against it. How DARE Bush mention appeasement? Bush didn’t strike a nerve with the dems, he apparently whacked an abscess…

    Perfect. Learn as you earn…

    We are well and truly fucked if the black reincarnation of Jimmuh Carter is elected president.

  33. The Lost Dog says:

    I’m sorry. I meant “brown”.

    How insensitive I am…

  34. The Lost Dog says:

    Well, well.

    O’Ba’Messiah has warned us to lay off his “I hate america” wife.

    Well, O! Shut her the fuck up if you don’t want people to assess her stupid, idiotic, Neo-Marxist comments. She is so full of hate, that she can’t be ignored. Nor can the fact that she is married to the O’Ba’Messiah.

    Shut up, you whiteys! How dare you question anything A BROWN MAN OR HIS WIFE SAYS?

  35. B Moe says:

    According to my Native American ancestors, the Sioux word for Crow roughly translated as “pinheaded breeze following numbskulls prone to drink massive amounts of anything with a little umbrella in it and then puke all over the fucking teepee”.

    But I ain’t sure how well they spoke Crow, really, truth be told.

  36. Ardsgaine says:

    Awe Kooda? Seriously?

    They meant that to be a good thing, right? Cause I’m imagining people in the audience going, “What was that?? Did they say ‘Al Qaeda???'”

  37. Karl says:

    SarahW,

    No clarification was necessary, but thanks.

  38. N. O'Brain says:

    “Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish”

    I thought that meant “Fuzzy Bunny Slippers”

  39. jon says:

    Coooool Awe Kooda!
    Dum dudda dum dudda dum dudda dum duh duuuuuuuuu
    (Wheeee!)
    Dum dudda dum dudda dum dudda dum duh duuuuuuuuu
    (Wheeee!)

    It’s got Heart!

  40. Rob Crawford says:

    “Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish”

    So after the speaker recovered from being kicked in the nuts, what did he say Obama’s tribal name is?

  41. mojo says:

    The Crow always were suck-ups.

  42. kelly says:

    Stands to reason. He already had the Hopi tribe all wrapped up.

  43. McGehee says:

    It could’ve been worse. They could’ve named him Jim.

  44. BJTexs says:

    Evil. McGehee. EEEEEEEEVIL! (heh)

  45. Evil McGehee says:

    Yeah, I think I might as well be up front about it.

  46. BJTexs says:

    “Nice to see you, Mr. Crow. We have a seperate room for you.”

  47. Evil McGehee says:

    Obama: “Dude, these guys call themselves the Crows? They ain’t even swarthy.”

  48. khile says:

    Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish? I believe that actually translates to “Angry Wife Wears Pants In Family.”

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