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Sex Education [Dan Collins]

19 Replies to “Sex Education [Dan Collins]”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Huh. Not very cheery.

  2. Jeffersonian says:

    Heh…he musta married my ex.

  3. MayBee says:

    Mother’s Day is certainly over.

  4. JohnAnnArbor says:

    It is SO over.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    I just love the expressions.

  6. lee says:

    Is that better than saying she came from a monkey?

    I’m just asking…

  7. BumperStickerist says:

    It’s funny because it’s true.

  8. Boss429 says:

    Heh…he musta married my ex.

    And you musta married mine, damn, she gets around!

  9. dicentra says:

    Turtles all the way down. That’s the only answer, IMAO.

  10. jon says:

    Sweat Loaf, anyone?

  11. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    When did Chelsea put out her childhood memoirs?

  12. nishizonoshinji says:

    dan, are ye showing your inner celt again?

    KILLYBURN BRAE

    Is it true that the women are worse than the men?
    Right fol, right fol, tiddy fol day
    Is it true that the women are worse than the men?
    They go down to hell and get kicked out again
    With me right fol dol, tiddy fol dol
    Right fol, right fol, tiddy fol day

    There was an old man lived in Killyburn Brae
    There was an old man lived in Killyburn Brae
    And he had a wife, was the plague of his days

    The devil he came to the man with the plow
    The devil he came to the man with the plow
    Said one of your family I will have now

    Says he, “Me old man, I have come for you wife”
    Says he, “Me old man, I have come for you wife
    For I hear she’s the plague and torment of your life”

    The devil he hoisted her up on his back
    The devil he hoisted her up on his back
    And straight down to hell with her he did pack

    There were two little devils a-playing with chains
    There were two little devils a-playing with chains
    She lifted her stick and she scattered their brains

    There were two other devils a-playing at ball
    There were two other devils a-playing at ball
    Said “Take her away or she’ll murder us all”

    The devil he hoisted her up on his back
    The devil he hoisted her up on his back
    And to the old man, with her he did pack

    Said he “Me old man, here’s your wife safe and well”
    Said he “Me old man, here’s your wife safe and well
    She wouldn’t be kept, not even in hell”

    So, it’s true that the women are worse than the men
    It’s true that the women are worse than the men
    They go down to hell and get kicked out again

  13. The Lost Dog says:

    Jeff =

    It is amazing how perebonedgassedently (ever have a moment when the right word won’t gome to you? I just had one, so I made that word up up…) you are with Nitshibaloneyoron. OOPS! Did I forget an “M” there?

    Very irritating, but I am in awe of your patience (patients?). Hufpo would have consigned this texter to hell months ago.

    Cool.

    And, Dan.

    How do you find all this amazing stuff? Do you have really good shrooms or sumpin’?

  14. Cowboy says:

    nishi:

    For teh purty woman-hating goodness, you just gotta love you some Lyle Lovett:

    The preacher asked her
    And she said I do
    The preacher asked me
    And she said yes he does too
    And the preacher said
    I pronounce you 99 to life
    Son she’s no lady she’s your wife
    And I can’t remember
    How I met her
    Seems like she’s always just been hanging here off my right arm
    And I can’t remember
    How I ever
    Thought that I just couldn’t live without a woman’s charm

  15. Cowboy says:

    …or maybe some Shooter Jennings, my new Ipod fave:

    Well you moved out of my apartment, and you moved out of my old town,
    And my life has remained so lonely since you aint been around,
    And to think how far I’ve traveled just to see you one more time,
    But if that’s how you say hello,
    Well, you can kiss my ass goodbye.

    So let your hair down, get outta that skirt,
    Ah, but leave them high heels on,
    I’ll be in the back of my black Cadillac,
    When Jesus finally comes to call his children home.

  16. Cowboy says:

    Pattern?

    What pattern? I don’t see a pattern.

  17. Dan Collins says:

    Some of it gets forwarded to me, TLD, and other stuff I find through StumbleUpon.

  18. the mega life and health insurance company life insurance quotes free says:

    Respekt! Ein wirlich gelungene Seite.

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