Evah!
- Protester: What do you think of abortion?
- Guy: I’m a guy, I don’t have an opinion.
- Protester: If you were forced to pick sides?
- Guy: I’d say late term ones are OK.
- Protester: How late?
- Guy: I’d say no later than after they are 20 years old.
- (Protester’s jaw drop)
- Guy: You don’t know if they are worth a shit till they are like 18, then ya figure a year or 2 to decide if you want to keep em.
Virtual strippers on your desktop!
That’s terrifying, that last one. I’m not sure why. But it is.
LIES! That is actually Antarctica.
This one, is probably about a hot dog lost in a Dark Martian Abyss. Spacemen find it using a satellite grid and close in on all sides. But it is just bait. Then the glowing cave eggs jump on the spacemen’s
space masks and acidate right through down to the space faces.
Just wait ’til those chest bursters pop out.
Why doesn’t that link work. See if you can guess which poster I intended.
It worked for me.
Is this for real what Jimmah is reduced to these days? That’s kind of sad.
Man … you guys SEE what I had to put up with this past winter in Michigan?!
That conversation about abortion is an old Jewish joke. (The Jewish position on abortion is that it’s not a person until it graduates from medical school.)
I like the one, “Just because you are unique does not mean that you’re useful.” There is wisdom in that.
“An Ode to Nishi’s Woeful Lack of Writing Skills”
I felt it so strongly, I had to write it twice, really.
Oh, and Dan, that last post–I had to stop watching at the two-legged elephant.
It was sad. Or, maybe the “square wine” has taken its toll.
Sorry, Cowboy. I find it all strangely uplifting.
…and separating?
That is a delightfully odd video. And Guy is my hero.
That’s “mutated monty”‘s anims from B3ta. One of my old hangouts. I made the front page a few times back in the day but then things happened and I drifted away, my skills set rusted like titanic in the deep.
My best spelling check error, courtesy of my old MacWrite program, consisted of changing the wording of a section in my resume from “U.C. Berkeley” to “U.C. Broccoli”.
Heh. My sister Brigid was in crew, and had me proof her resume after she graduated, but not until she’d already sent out a bunch.
She identified herself as a “cockshund”. Bwahahahaha!
After watching the weird video, I think I know know what it’s like to be schizophrenic. Thanks, Dan. My pending nightmares thank you, too.
Snopes is your friend:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/antarcticwave.asp
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They are worth a shit till they are like 18 and then it will have to find figure a year or 2 to decide if you want to keep.