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Who’s that dude riding top of Obama?
I see them. Wait…Lea!
But Hillary looks to me more like a pit bull than a Doberman.
If Obama becomes President will it still be fashionable to call him some form of Monkey or Chimp as people do to President Bush? I just want to keep up on the popular leftist slang so can someone help me out.
Is that Eight Bells pulling up?
Those are dachshunds, McGehee. Good wuppers.
LFFLR,
Hell no. Racist.
If Obama becomes President I am so looking forward to dissent still being the highest form of patriotism. Or will I just be racist?
It is confusing keeping up with the Narrative. One day it is fashionable and patriotic to call your President a lieing murderer monkey, the next day when it is their guy in office it will be racist and unpatriotic. One day the Clintons are pure and every bad word against them is some sort of vast right wing plot. The next day they are lying evil scum. I wonder when they will “figure out” that Obama lied about not knowing his preachers views?
Happyfeet, dachshunds aren’t a separate breed, you know. They’re midget versions of regular dogs. The one in the foreground, his parents are a male greyhound and a female chocolate lab who smoked during pregnancy.
Little-known fact.
That yellow brainboozlin’ shit is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAetc.
Got it. Does PETA know about this?
I didn’t have such a hard time naming the colors, on account of I’m left-handed, I’m sure.
BECAUSE OF BEING IN MY RIGHT MIND!!!
#8
If Obama becomes President I am so looking forward to dissent still being the highest form of patriotism. Or will I just be racist?
Not only will the idea that “dissent is the highest form of patriotism” be no longer functional, and not only will it be “racist”, it will be inciting violence and must be stopped at all cost.
So sayeth sniveling spooge-bag PaintHuffer Jeffrey Feldman.
÷÷Obama÷ž☻♫0☻ƒ☻ôƒ£♣☼Ä~☻÷ It’s okay to be a divider, not a phoney ‘uniter’. ♣
I guess you can call him Yoda for the ears. Also acceptable would be Dumbo, Legolas, Dopey, Quark (as Armin Shimmerman desperately needs the love, babe,) or Mr. Lanky. References to lower primates wouldn’t be very useful, as they really do suggest some sort of allegiance with racist assholes of the past and new past. Aardvark would be an odd choice: an animal with big ears, African but named by Europeans, plus it means “land pig” which could split the blacks in Newark since pork is halal.
I’d prefer you just call him “That big-eared man who will kick our ass in November,” but I know it’s probably too much of a mouthful.
dachshunds! eeeee! we got chased by the local angry dachshund on Saturday. I had to stop and turn around so that we wouldn’t get all the way home (a block away) before his people came a grabbed him. of course when I did that, Roxie took it to mean it was snack time.
Intrade’s got Obama up again. 55 vs. McCain’s 38 vs. Hillary’s 7…. Alright!!
(for some reason can’t link Intrade anymore…try it again: nada)
one graph at the Iowa Electronic Market’s (future markets) shows Obama taking a HUGE hit by the Reverend Wright affair….then after his “victory” in North Carolina (and almost tie in Indiana where he should have lost big—–thx to Rush Limbaugh’s chaos strategy that JD lapped up like a dog…voting for Clinton Repugs doing it to sow disaster for Dems )
Anyway now Dem’s are back on top in the future’s markets. Not sure how to discern this info. But it also shows the race tightening too. (yeah, big surpriseâ™ )♣♦♥
“thx to Rush Limbaugh’s chaos strategy that JD lapped up like a dog”
Obama must have been “lapping” from the same dog bowl, DataDouche.
Sorry to bear the light of truthiness to your Obamessiah…
dataless – Again with the making shit up. I do not listen to Rush. If you bothered to look at actual data, you would find that the crossover vote was pretty evenly split.
That picture is hysterical!!!
That is a very cool photograph. The dogs are not dachshunds, they are Minature Pinschers, aka MinPins.
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OMG. I now find myself in that dangerous territory where my attempts to make a joke turn out to be downright Truthy™.
I’m going to have nightmares.
“If Obama becomes President I am so looking forward to dissent still being the highest form of patriotism. Or will I just be racist?”
Nah. You’ll probably just be in jail – if The Big O gets a veto proof congress.
Don’t worry, Fortlivingroom: The Obama people are very touchy and take themselves très seriously…..which of course is a rich environment for one to have scorn and parody heaped upon their fat head. When you have that “I Am Really Important. Watch Me as I Make History” air about you, you might as well pin a “Kick My Ass” sign on your back pants pocket.
You can call Obama a chimp if you want. But he has the look of ferret or prairie-dog…perhaps even a kangaroo. I am sure we can think of a properly catchy rodent or marsupial to characterize him.
I will miss making fun of Bush. I loved all of the Curious W. George illustrations and jokes. And his creative interpretation of the English language always provided good times for all. McCain will be ribbed for being old as fuck, and maybe his temper will provide some giggles from time to time, but it just won’t be the same. McCain is rather classy and articulate, alas.
I really really thought they were dachshunds. OHHH. The ears.
I thought the ears were just flapping in the wind, as they do on dogs running verra verra fast.