Headline: Jetliner Lust Attracts F-16s.

“A randy, drug-fueled romp in a New York-bound jet’s rest room sparked a midair terror scare that sent a pair of F-16 fighter jets scrambling, authorities revealed yesterday.

But the red alert aboard American Airlines Flight 101 from London on Friday gave way to red faces when authorities discovered all the fuss was over two amorous British men.

Police said the passengers, whose names were not released, admitted smoking crack cocaine and having sex in the cramped rest room.

Transcontinental bathroom buggery? While on high alert? Man, the terrorists haven’t come close to winning…