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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
Filching felchers fetching fucksticks.
Filching felchers are really really gross.
I’ve heard of cockslaps and asswipes, but cockswipes!?
Warning! Penis robbers will be hung.
I’m thinking this explains the CNN reporter with his dick secured to his neck. Those overseas assignments can be tough.
Invasion of The Penis Snatchers.
Protect your future with a penis gourd!
Salt Lick @ #5 – Christiana Ammanpour?
Gimme back
Gimme back my penis
Put it back where it belongs
Ain’t fooling around cause I ain’t had no fun
Ain’t gonna see no more shrinking done
Gimme back my penis
Oh noes! It’s the dreaded Pakistani Dick-shrinking Handshake of DOOM!
<ominous chord>
Because there just aren’t enough dicks in the world today.
It’s the loose ones running around the countryside that worry me.
It’s the loose ones running around the countryside that worry me.
Right. There you are, savoring that last waffle bit, and your throat locks at the sight of your half-eaten sausage…
More disappearing units in Sudan:
LINKY
Apparently modern medicine has no cure available for paltry OR purloined PEENOOSES. So I told the witch doctor Dan doesn’t love me nice. And then the witch doctor, he gave me some advice…”Ooo eee,ooo hah hah! Shrink Dan’s walla walla, bing bang!”
That’s probably where they got the idea from. I hate it when that happens.
And then she turned ME into a newt!
I got better!
“Honest honey, a soceror shrunk it today, else its mightyness would astound you! So, half price?”
erm… I interrupt this sausage-fest with the following important announcement: BOOBS!
I got better!
Just not bigger. Don’t worry, my puddin’, your personality will always make up for your small…feet.
C’mon Dan, the tomato plants on my balcony are in a major grow cycle. If you whip your willy out and block the sun again I’m going to turn into just another pissed off green earth urban dweller.
I want my t’maters big enough to make love to.
Well, I guess it doesn’t quite amount to “tree hugging”, sister.
Hmm.
I saw that title, and was positive that it would be about what really occurred at the intersection of “Oppression of Womyn” Avenue and “Menstrual Cycle” Boulevard– with Melissa McSpEwen in the small role of the “insane shopping-cart lady” who is drenched with coffee thrown from a passing car occupied by