Mrs. Butterworth: “See how the leading syrup just runs over this stack while Mrs. Butterworth takes her own sweet time?  Same principle.”
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- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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He’s a whiny little bitch a lot is what I don’t think AllahP understands about Baracky. He’s in way over his head.
Bitten off more than he can chew you could say. He just wants to eat his waffle and then precipitate an Iraqi genocide. What a piece of shit.
Eh. Ever since she started advertising car insurance, the bitch just seems cheap to me.
Heh. Jeralyn Merritt at TalkLeft had a pic of waffles…with bananas and nuts. Perfect.
[…] ~*~ crossed from home […]
“Eh. Ever since she started advertising car insurance, the bitch just seems cheap to me.”
Sounds like someone can kiss my dark, buttery plastic ass.
Hmmmm.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
If ya can’t stand the heat, stay outta the Waffle Hut.
He’ll be up to his eyebrows in waffles by November if he gets the nomination.
And that’s just while answering foreign policy questions.
President Obama! President Obama! The Iranians have launched nuclear missiles at Israel! What are you going to do?
President Obama: (irritated tone)”Would you just let me finish my breakfast? (sheepish,but boyish grin) “Michele gets so angry with me if I don’t clean my plate.”
It’s very telling that Sir Vapid was eating a *waffle*.
Waffling! He was waffling…
Igor
Fuck Obama. Let him choke on his waffle, the unrepentent little Socialist liar.
Great tee shirt
“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”
On the reverse
“because freedom isn’t free” you bat eared ninny
On front of Tee Obama hunched over his waffles
“why can’t I just eat my waffle?”
On reverse
“bitter, angry and clinging to his waffle”
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority.