A democratic watershed:
We regret to inform you that the proposed Democratic Presidential Debate scheduled for April 27 has been cancelled due to time constraints and logistical issues associated with such a large, national event.
You have shown tremendous passion and interest in being a part of history as Democrats are poised this year to elect the first female or African-American President. However, there were also growing concerns about what another debate would do to party unity.
UPDATE: I have it on good authority that Baracky’s bad few weeks is about to get worse, again.
UPDATE x2: This is exactly why I like Cass Sunstein.
*snicker*
“WUAAAAAUGH!”
Whaddya want, Collins? Baracky answered, like, ten whole questions the other day. Some of them were hard, too.
I think it’s a bit late for the “party unity” thingy. The rift has become a chasm.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch. Can I get anybody anything while I’m up? More drinks?
Can’t wait to see who the Democrats hate the most – just like Nora, I’m sure.
Boy, no one saw this coming I’ll bet. Nosiree.
Ha! I may have a better comment later, but right now I’m just laughing.
Answering questions is the same old politics, the politics that Baracky is gonna do away with.
Being adored by fawning fans and press is more his speed.
They did not say that out loud. Jeez. They did not say that out loud. Jesus Christ, Democrats. Help me help you.
Was it going to be a rap battle? Then he’s right to girl out. Hilldawg’s from the Dirty, and nerdcore doesn’t hit off in “mixed company.”
Eh. Those questions have all been answered before, right? Sort of? Kinda? You know, if you look at them right…from a distance…in low light.
Now, isn’t it time to MoveOn?
PT
Not sure if there is any connection, but Belmont Club links to a video by a fellow who identifies himself as one of Obama’s technical advisors. The video features a gay Jesus mincing through New York City while singing “I will survive.”
That is all.
power outage here. My foods are melting. This iPhone can’t hold out much longer. Is there some new something coming for baracky? Does it look like acharbroiled squirrel zombie?
I would really like the job, from what I can ascertain is involved. But could we do away with the interviewing process? I mean, look I want the job and all… and well I think I am mostly qualified… but the whole interviewing thing sort of throws me off a bit… And anyway, it’s so arcane and all. I mean I understand it… but you know, middle America might not know how to take my answers in the way they should take them… the way I mean them to be taken and all..
He spoke at a University of Illinois-Chicago conference with his neighbor luminaries, Ayers and Dohrn, in 2002. NTTAWWT.
power outage here. My foods are melting.
Sarah – stick some Ethanol in the henway…
– Or burn some ancient forest kindling like a real mountai8neer would do…..
– Maybe the best thing for the Dem candidates at this point would be just to hide in the cloak room at DNC headquarters until the General election starts and then just flip a coin.
Care to illuminate this at all? I’m all a-flutter with anticipation!
Oh, wait. That’s my twins, playing hop-on-pop. Never mind.
C’mon, Collins….dish!
I did, at #15.
I can commiseratw with Barracky.
I really hate bloody noses, too.
Oh, yeah….we’re the Freepers onto that a month ago or so?
Jesus…”weren’t”
Maybe, Jeffersonian. Honestly, I don’t know.
I guess what makes it different this time around is that Barack’s been saying that his casual association with someone who committed heinous crimes when Barack was 8 years old doesn’t mean anything. Even if that person stated in 2001 that he had no regrets about his bombing and in fact felt that he hadn’t done enough.
Just another guy in the neighborhood. Barbecues, street parties, high explosives…just part of America.
Ain’t that America?
For you and me
Ain’t that America?
Somethin’ to see baby
Ain’t that America? Home of the free-ee-ee
Little pink bomb factories for you and me
In these tough economic times, people need something to cling to.
Yeah. Nothing quite like the warm, comforting feeling that you’ve got plenty of ammonium nitrate and detonators on hand. Diesel fuel no prob, of course. Siphoning from the neighbor’s dually is easy.
Regards,
ric
the whole interviewing thing sort of throws me off a bit…
It’s the butt thing again, isn’t it?
Come on, Enoch, as my daughters would say, “Build a bridge, and get over it.”
Embrace you posterior identity.
Dayum, now that perky little Katie Couric is going to miss her chance to moderate a democratic debate. She probably won’t be around in the fall to moderate one between the parties.
Cowboy – easy for your daughters to say… they dont have to live with the unrelenting SHAME… but if it’s come to some worthwhile purpose, this rotundity of ass that is my albatross alone to bear… well, let it be said that I offered it up freely for comedy!
It is with strong conviction that I shout to the stars above that the time has come to say enough is enough! This caboose (and cabooses like it throughout the world) are poised to sing a new song to the heavens: a song of liberation! For far too long have the ample-assed been shamed by the unprovoked jibes of their fellow-men… of their own brethren no less! For far too long, men and women of the fuller trunk been forced to seek refuge in the lesser-celebrated roles of the custodial arts. For far too long have the large of arse been forced to squeeze their rumps into designer jeans made not for them… but for the flat-assed among us! Need I remind the oppression of teh fashion on those with less-than-slim physiques? Need I remind the larger masses of the Disco Era? A time when the full-figured were but sidelined on-lookers… fearing to dream of participating in dance hall contests? Need I mention flight pants? Speedos? And the more recent injustice of low-riders?
Another debate would do to Democratic Party unity what a lit match would have done to the Hindenburg.