The things that women will do these days, the torture they’ll endure, to have the bubble-butt that comes naturally to Enoch. I swear, I never thought it would turn out to be such an object of envy. Lucky bastid. He’s practically a Brazilian model.
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Black in back, white in front. Why couldnt it have been the opposite, I dont know.
Bubble-butts unite!
Fine, whatever, so long as you don’t post that soul-blistering Samwell video again.
That was more than I needed to know.
I had my butthole bleached and I’ve never felt better about myself.
That was more than I needed to know.
Hmmmm.
When I was a kid my mother told me to wash my face because that was what the world would see and judge me on.
She’d never heard about ass implants, anal bleaching and labia restoration.
This is too fucked up to even consider continuing. I’m going to the gym and hit the sauna.
Some brothers have even asked Enoch how he got the caboose.
Some people have bigger butts than other people. A lot I think this means that there’s no real competitive advantage associated with butt size. I just thought someone better ought explain that for the womens is all.
Also this reminds me that on my way to work I’ll pass the Russian lady what makes pierogis, but I have cantaloupe and skim milk in the fridge at work. This week is starting out with conflict already.
During and after reading that article, I wanted to beat my brains out against the refrigerator.
What kind of moron wants her bellybutton removed entirely?
On the internet no one knows if you have ugly labia.
Especially when it’s so easy just to hide it.
Years of potato chips and candy bars worked for me.