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8:43am
Dan Collins now owns you as a pet! You were bought for $571, earning you $30 in profit. Click here to see your profile, or click here to see your new owner’s profile.
Glenn Greenwald accepted your friend request.
6:52am
Glenn is new on Facebook. To welcome them:
Suggest friends that Glenn may know
Note that Facebook realizes they are plural.
Hilarity must ensue.
I’ve heard of people having pet snakes and ferrets, but this?
Look: I buy one and I get a whole laundry basket full!
Cabana sold separately.
– If they didn’t throw in the single heavy eye brow, 45 degree angle mustache, broken microphone, and out of tune banjo with the argyle socks you got, they ripped you off. Also there should be an autographed book in there somewhere with Schumers john doe on it.
– Maybe you should make a check list, just for accuracy sake.
– Oh…..Almost forgot – The “Downtown Damascas in flames” shopped photo….and it should also come with the own Glenn(s) ace AP war correspondent sock….
Look: I buy one and I get a whole laundry basket full!\
Yeah, I hear those are even worse than rabbits or guppies.
Let’s leave the gluppies out of this.
Why in the world would anyone want to buy a gleeens? I would sooner purchase a severe case of untreated syphillis than to have to listen to the nasally whining of that lying crapweasel, and her pathetic jocksniifer, Mona.
Actually, the idea is to sell them to Mona for a much inflated price.
Well, better a gluppy than a duppy.
Hm. That could work.
Selling for a profit, I mean. Profiteering off of Gleen(s) would be kinda funny.
Profiteering off of Gleen(s) would be kinda funny.
Careful — remember what happened to Cyrano Jones in The Trouble With Tribbles.
“Dear Gleens; Dan Collins now owns you as a pet!”
One of my new favorite moments on teh intertubes.
Where do you get that crazee facebook money?
And yes, I think you could get a fine return on Glenn selling him off in pieces.
Especially the glibby gloop gluppies.
It is totally homophobic to think that you could even e-purchase the gleeens.
“Friend for sale”?
What the fuck kinda sick shit it THAT?
thank for the tips.
Online shopping is now a easy way of buying anything which they want by using the internet.so people want to know more about this.
It’s so good!
but why i can’t find my earier comment?
-Christopher