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Uberdouchezilla: ELEVENTY!!! [Dan Collins]

Olbermann lets Corporatocracy, Blackwater, Big Oil, Bechtel off hook!

Keith Olbermann has become an expert in O’Reilly-baiting, but last night he may have set a new record. Olbermann pushed back against Bill O’Reilly‘s habitual NBC-bashing — a particularly nasty bout wherein O’Reilly had extrapolated from GE’s business dealings with Iran to GE chair Jeffrey Immelt bearing personal responsibility for dead American soldiers — and turned around and laid that blame at O’Reilly’s own doorstep. “After all the shilling and ass-kissing you did for the administration before this phony war,” said Olbermann, “You are more personally repsonsible for the 4,000 dead Americans in Iraq than all of America’s corporations put together.” Harsh.

Then he went harsher — by calling O’Reilly out as a hypocrite and a suck: “He didn’t care about Americans, dead or alive in Iraq.This is about…me.” Then he took the trash-talking to O’Reilly’s bosses, too:

He really thinks people do not know that his bosses have promised my bosses that he will stop talking about Jeff Immelt or GE or NBC if I stop talking about him. And my bosses have said to me, ‘Full steam ahead, buddy.’ And they have said to Bill’s bosses, ‘We think your guy’s a clown. Tell him to keep it up because he keeps providing Keith such great material.’ It’s a good company.”

Okay, I’m not going to defend O’Reilly, because he’s a putz, but YOUR GUY is a rantificating psychotic megalomaniac spittle-beflecked douchebag.

Well, you know what, Olberfucker? I don’t care if you keep on talking about me; I’m going on to keep righteously kicking your ass! And I don’t give a shit that your audience is tiny compared with mine. Fuck you and the toaster you rode in on. Damn the whorepedoes. Don’t ever call me again, you freakjob.

Immelt: Hey, Keith . . . I was listening to O’Reilly today, and you know what he said? He said you suck donkey cock! And I called up what’s his name at Fox, and do you know what he said? He said, “You know, he DOES suck donkey cock!  Cock of UGLY donkeys.” So what do you think of that? You’re not going to let them get away with that shit, are you?

18 Replies to “Uberdouchezilla: ELEVENTY!!! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeffersonian says:

    I’m just waiting for the day the orderlies wrestle KO to the floor on-camera and shove a wallet into his mouth. I’m thinking election night will be the day to watch.

  2. JD says:

    It is like a bad blog war between geeks.

  3. Pablo says:

    You, sir, are worse than Hitler. Good DAY.

  4. Lisa says:

    Laughing hard @ all of the above, particularly #3.

  5. Bill D. Cat says:

    …..a rantificating psychotic megalomaniac spittle-beflecked douchebag.……

    Heh .

  6. Cowboy says:

    KO is getting closer and closer to the edge. When he turns in his chair, arches his eyebrows just so as he glares into the camera for effect, I half expect him to start weeping like a little girl.

    Olbergirl. Yeah, I went there.

  7. Ardsgaine says:

    Okay… here’s great television: Scatter the mat in a wrestling ring with broken bottles and rusty razor blades, put the twin O’s in speedos, oil ’em up, hand them each a dull switchblade, and then just sit back and rake in the dough.

    Who wouldn’t pay oodles of money to see them slowly kill each other?

  8. Dan Collins says:

    I think that O’Reilly would probably kill the other one rather quickly, though, Ards.

  9. narciso says:

    Accordin to Jane Mayer, (an unlikely source) they’re also in partnership with the Bin Laden family; today not five years ago, not twenty like some
    of James Bath’s investments in the President’s Arbusto/Spectrum 7 ventures.

  10. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Gad. How boring it must be to be a staffer for either of them.

  11. Jim Treacher says:

    They’re settling this once and for all at the bike racks after 6th period.

  12. MarkJ says:

    Olbermania runnin’ wild!

    I did stick up His Satanic Majesty the other day: some guy in my office said, “Keith Olbermann eats s*** sandwiches!” and I retorted, “Buddy, that’s a damn lie: I happen to know for a fact that Keith Olbermann doesn’t like bread.”

  13. B Moe says:

    “This is about…me.”

    Yup. That about sums it up.

  14. Enoch_Root says:

    MarkJ – nicely done, sir.

    KO is a mega-tool

  15. ironpacker says:

    I picture more of a cage match with both of them blindfolded and armed with sledgehammers. Of course the first couple of rows of the audience would have to be issued raincoats or sheets of clear plastic like a Gallegher concert.

  16. Topsecretk9 says:

    HEH. I love it when Dan goes all 6th grade on the baseball field with it. I guess you have to go back to 6th grade to communicate on bad lover-small penis news caster.

  17. Topsecretk9 says:

    Wonder how many viewers Oblerlittlepenis has sent O’Reilly’s way? Cuz it looks like ALOT = millions and growing unlike Keith’s…

  18. Patrick Chester says:

    O’Reilly? Isn’t that the guy who holds a show when Michelle Malkin is busy elsewhere? ;)

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