At The Examiner, Josh McIntire has a grotesquely hilarious post, entitled, “I Miss Ugly Mommy“.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, a plastic surgeon is releasing a book about how to tell your kids about mommy’s enhancements. Where, I ask, was this book when Chastity Bono was a little girl? I mean can’t you just see Cher reading this to her at bedtime?
What’s next – “New Daddy’s Money Is Better Than Old Daddy”?
“Jennifer Has Two Enhanced Daddies”
“Why The Milk Tastes Funny”
Gosh, that Doctor is so manly looking….
“Chris, Pat and Terry: a Tale of Three Sexes”
One Boob
Two Boob
Flat Boob?
New Boob
Gosh, that Doctor is so manly looking….
Yeah, those aren’t real.
.
And neither is that.
Kids these days wear out their tits so quick, what’s a busy Mom to do.
New Daddy’s don’t spend the entire night!
We didn’t need a book to explain this.
Mama, mama, please no more jaguars
I don’t want to be a pop star
Mama, mama, please no more deckhands
I don’t wanna be a sailor man
Mama, mama, please no more facelifts
I just don’t know which one you is
Mama, mama, please no more husbands
I don’t know who my daddy is.