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Ironically, it was the Dr. Scholl’s that put me over…

“A woman was arrested for allegedly beating up another supermarket customer who brought too many items into an express checkout line,” The AP reports.

Karen Morgan, 38, punched and kicked a 51-year-old woman outside the store on Sunday, police said.

Morgan was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, her foot.

The victim, whose name was not released, said the dispute began when she accidentally brought 13 items into a 12-items-or-fewer checkout lane.

Reached for comment, the Arab street said, “That’s the spirit! Now, burn the infidel in effigy!”

[link via Drudge Report]

3 Replies to “Ironically, it was the Dr. Scholl’s that put me over…”

  1. Helen says:

    See, I think it would take me at <i>least</i> 10 items over to actually resort to violence. Five items for verbal abuse.

  2. A.D. says:

    More Arab-baiting. That’s good. Are you by chance related to Baruch Goldstein?

  3. Jeff G. says:

    Am I related to Baruch?  No. And it was “Arab street”-baiting—the Arab street being a mythical creature, a lot like dragons and minotaurs.  It’s a manufactured boogy man.  That’s the point.  The only Arabs I’d be interested in “baiting” are those who participate in or support acts of terrorism.

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