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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
After watching the Petraeus hearings, I would think the most important criteria for selecting those who sit behind the candidate would be lack of:
facial ticks
orifice picking
narcolepsy
camera mania
pen chewing-sucking-holding between teeth
ugliness
al:
…and a total disregard for anything being said that didn’t conform to teh narrative.
Facts, witness testimony, astute analysis? Bah, who needs ’em–I done got my mind made up.
“Where all the white people at!?”
The white face masks of the Code Pink protesters would make a beautiful backdrop.
who dat klingon female throwin signs?
Kill Whitey.
Order up! One ofay on Wonder, double the mayo!
Hey, I’m a white people! And my rates are very reasonable. Call me, Michelle.
I’m typical, even.
I will play. But only for PIE!
What about the brown people?
BUNCHA TANNISTS!
…but no Asians, they aren’t pretty.
The three essential and terribly disappointing truths about D.C.
1) The purpose of testimony isn’t to put facts out there. It’s to provide camera time to teh elect.
2) The advance party creeps for most politicians engage in that cynical little game of ‘arrange the backdrop.’ This particular instance was merely a little more forthright about it than the usual operation.
3) Soylent Green, which is served in the Senate cafeteria, is, in fact, people. Well, former Republican House staffers, who, legally speaking, are at least nominally considered people.
something about the picture makes me the think the rest of the caption should be… “I hunger!”
“And then, sisters, you HOOK your fingers, lock down the thumb, and squeeze. Trust me – he’ll do anything you say after that. Just watch Barak’s eyes when I flash him this signal when he screws up on the stump.”
michelle would look pretty hot without the wrathful eyebrows
I’m a botox doubter, as the ladies always overdo – but a little strategic zap in the frown furrow would hide her inner demons better. There’s even research to suggest it would actually improve her disposition. If you can’t make the mad-face, all you think about is bunnies. That is science.
Yes. The man is well advised to avoid the woman who has the vertical lines there.
Anyone know what that strange thing is at the top of her forehead, just before the hair parting line? It almost looks like the bottom of a piece of carpet.
Since I read this post, I can’t get that “naughty kittens” rhyme out of my head.
“You naughty kittens, you’ve lost your mittens, and you shall have NO PIE”!!!!!eleventy!!!
Is it just me?
bergerbilder:
[I really don’t] like the bottom of a piece of carpet
Homophobe.
Anyone know what that strange thing is at the top of her forehead, just before the hair parting line? It almost looks like the bottom of a piece of carpet.
Why I do believe her “process took a recess”.
Say Man – Bo Diddley