It’s only fair that we turn that around, I think.
“Sure, laugh. But Art Garfunkle could have beaten Paul Simon like a tiny Jew drum”
Seeing as how Geordie McCredie of Vancouver BC has posted my pic on Bullshido…
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He looks all of 14 years old Jeff. A Muppet, really. And a canuckistani on top of it. Have mercy! I could be convinced to punch his teeth out the back of his throat if’n it is desired, sir.
euwwwwwwww
pass me the eyebleach plz.
have u even dipped into the Underground?
and there is an even more massive japanese interweb martial arts subculture.
its like an iceberg.
The underground is what started the attack on Cecchine. I don’t go there.
Updated the pic on my About page. Unfortunately, I of course had to blur out my son’s face.
That swirly blur creeps me out.
OOOoooo… I love the face-saving “… but that was last year and 30lbs ago.” Then the “required-by-the-internet-tool-handbook” steriod reference in his sig…
Typical interent toughguy.
I didn’t know Carrot Top had a goatee.
Yeah, it doesn’t do the kid justice, MayBee.
I switched it hoping that he’d simply hotlinked the photo. But he saved it and uploaded it. So, you know. Here we go again. Soon I’ll be called a failed academic and a cockslapper.
I’m so sorry this is happening to you, Jeff.
Jeff vill schnapp zhoo laike zay tweeegz!
Maybe you should go watch his upcoming fight and laugh when he gets triangled in about six seconds…
Just a thought.
well..i think geordie looked a lot better before his racechange operation to puffy whiteguy.
Ok, so maybe it’s just me but I kinda like the other pic too.
I’m with Maybee – the swirl is freaking me out. Were they all out of blue dots?
For a minute there I thought that was Geraldine Chaplain.
Basically, this guy doesn’t exit.
Oh, but you you look great Jeff. I like the no hair thing. You look like Billy Zane.
but u are a cockslapper.
that is totally part of ur charm for me.
:)
I’ve been a fan of that barish head since that one time you accidentally shaved it. (And then I think it happened again) but it’s a good look.
“Unfortunately, I of course had to blur out my son’s face.”
Is that one of those effects that can be deconstructed?
Jeff:
This guy is totally below your skills and standards, and going to your kid is so far over the line. I know the crew of a ship that fishes out of Dutch Harbor for haddock in the Bering Straits (one of them is my b.i.l.–think “The Most Dangerous Catch.” They all live about 5 minutes south of Vancouver. Most are missing fingers, faces scarred from frostbite, tougher than hell, and none of them like Canadians a damn bit. Any one of them could take this pasty-ass Canuck, but they never cared much for fair fighting. Give me the word:) My prediction? Pain.
That is the sweetest “cracker ‘fro” since the kid from Superbad.
An extremely spirited and fact-laden defense of Cecchine, Jeff. Took me hours to get through it all. My only concern is that the Bullshido guys might edit and/or delete it later. Hopefully others who’re interested in the facts of Cecchine’s background and training will find it before they read Shannon et al’s BS.
All the really serious, talented people I know in this and similar industries don’t talk shit the way Cecchine’s detractors do; they’re usually too busy teaching and coaching.
That looks like D’Artagnan doing Richard Simmons. Are you sure you want to fight a guy with a perm?
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
A giant nerd, on the other hand? Well, let’s just say any sort of Star Trek avatar might>/i> be a clue.
If this Geordie pugilist finds out about Jeff’s video work, his Hotair stuff and interview pieces, he’ll note Jeff’s cat-like stalking of interview prey, his thewy sinews, and the chi-centered focus he brings to standing still … like a coiled spring, a spring ready to chew on your nutsack, Krav-style, if you try to walk out of his Rosicrucian arm-bar.
So, who wants to email Geordi a link?
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And let’s just say that if you consistently f-up the italics in your comments, chances are you’re not using any sort of template to create said comments.
Oh, the things I could do to that hair…
Belvedere. I don’t know. But most people will leave kids out of it.
In Geordie’s pic he was holding a kid, so I cropped it. Ironic, beings he gives weed as the excuse for looking like the post-Hawaii Bobby Brady might have had he just chewed on a possum.
He has a fucking Wafro and is talking shit?! Good allah, what is this world coming to?
Watch out for those stoned fighters Jeff, he’ll likely get that orange Cheeto dust all over you shoes…and orange don’t go with nuthin’!
JG,
I still like the left margin photos: Serpico (or Stallone in Nighthawks) and Tony D’Annunzio in Caddyshack.
Cutest little swirly-face kid I ever saw.
But about that post over there, is he’s calling you a douche or the gym a douch? If he’s calling you a douche, that would make it a proper noun, and being proper, it properly takes a capital D. What a douche.
That pic is alright, though it doesn’t show off the guns for Sherman.
BTW, you already got called a failed academic and a cockslapper in an e-mail I received today. Some folks is so unoriginal.
Jeff, I like the picture he posted of you, but what’s with the futuristic visor?
Apparently you think someone is not someone. So, check your iPs and i’ll send you your address later.
Bozo is an actual person? Who knew? Does he have giant feet?
How this guy could be 0-3 is simply baffling. I am perplexed.
swirly blur is an excellent band name.
It must be going around. Some nincompoop tried to post a nasty, Dr. Demento-like comment on my blog. It ended up in the moderation queue.
It’s somebody either in England or using one of those around-the-world IP alias services. Which I think means a troll I mentioned in another thread is still out there madly Googling himself in hopes of recapturing the thrill of being an utter non-entity with nothing better to do in life but try to piss off total strangers.
I was almost tempted to let the comment through — but it just wasn’t very creative. Like I said, it evoked someone else whom we all know.
It cost like ten dollars for proteen’s address. So, it’s Oregon, it’s always been a problem. Nuke it from space.
Mick. You are a nasty boy, aren’t ya. like the Pro teen wisdom, eh? Jagger
… yah. So, Jeff, what’s the beef? Some karate choppers are gunning for your well-defined ass.
Bozo is a clown. You see a clown at the circus. You go home and have nightmares from hell people. People may always hate clowns.
Mick?
Mick? The address is being paid for.
Mick, it’s paid for; Pro teens address is on the net.
That looks like D’Artagnan doing Richard Simmons.
I was thinking the genetically-engineered/cloned bastard son of Jeff Lynne and Richard Simmons, myself.
Are you sending a link to this guy? Seems only fair.
JD – the kid here, yet?
For the record; I am a proud cock-slapper and a failed academick.
Best,
Professir Thunderdong.
I see the Braves are in Denver. Go Rockies!
I’m with Carin; I liked that older pic. Kind of a Harlan Ellison fronting Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show effect. Too 70s to keep forever, I guess, even if no one cracked on it.
And as to what is going on in the fight threads, I will not further pretend to know.
JD, Enoch:
Baby alert, please!
That forum reminds me of some wild IRC Chat channels from the ’90’s.
They may still be out there for all I know.
FDF —
If my address winds up on the net somehow — given what I’ve already shown the people over on that thread — there will be consequences.
Enoch – Better half is being induced tomorrow morning. I do not really understand the medical aspects, but Dr. Box (I love typing that) thinks it is best for Madeline and Better Half’s health to induce, so we will. How about you?
Thanks, Cowboy.
Jeff – I only have about 25 Krav classes under my belt, yet after reading that asshat, and seeing the Wafro, I have no doubt I could go thru him like a hot knife thru butter.
FDF’s IP resolves to Toronto.
On all of them?
J. Golstein: Before you unleash you slavering hellions on this opponent of yours, shouldn’t you at least review the situation?
I think they were all the same, but I’ll go check. Meanwhile, could somebody go make sure my personal info hasn’t been placed on that martial arts thread?
Review the situation, cynn? The guy took a picture of me and posted it on his forum. Now some Toronto commenter is here suggesting that s/he has paid to have my address put on the web.
What would you have me review, exactly?
I gave them the name of my website the other day. I also told them where I train. Today, when the prick posted my picture, I asked him to remove it. He decided not to. After I posted his pic over there, I told him I’d happily take it down if he took mine down.
So, now what?
The IP is 99.231.166.114 for each of the comments.
OrgName: Rogers Cable Communications Inc.
OrgID: RCC-99
Address: One Mount Pleasant
City: Toronto
StateProv: ON
PostalCode: M4Y-2Y5
Country: CA
NetRange: 99.224.0.0 – 99.255.255.255
Oh, shit, I can’t spell anything right. Good luck Jeff, and best of luck with this place. You’ve got a lot of bright folks here and I wish them all well. Don’t let this Krav Magma guy get the best of you.
Okay, well, that’s not the IP my troll used, so maybe it was coincidence after all — which, while weird in and of itself, is actually a relief. I couldn’t imagine why the critter would have come trolling my blog since it never came after me before.
But I think my suspicion had some basis, even if it appears not to have been the case.
Someone changed your wikipedia entry.
CYBERVIGI POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Jeff, you put that picture up. It was on a publicly available site. Why the hissyfit over this crap? You seem to have gravitated into some other-worldly arena, and that is fine and I wish you the best.
But is this paraniod personal hit-me so I can dramatically recoil shit the norm? Pity.
I’m still waiting for my orders, General. Where would you have me slaver to earn my hellion merit badge?
Oh dear, I just noticed the acronym for my title.
Now I really want that merit badge.
cynn
so WHAT? JeffG asked that pic to be taken down. People with an ounce of common courtesy would have done so.
what is up with you?
“For all I know, you’re some seventeen-year-old punk who plays Ninja and carries a sword at Renaissance fairs.”
ROTFLMAO!
Damn, dude… WTF you got against us geeks at Renaissance fairs? Carrying a sword gets ALL the chicks!
Anybody know how to see changes made on Wikipedia?
Tabs on the top of your page that say “history” shows you all edits.
Which will also include the User ID responsible for the edit, and if there isn’t one, the IP from which it came.
Thanks. I need to check that out.
Sorry, Dewclaw. Some of my best friends carry swords, wear frilly shirts, and drink mead.
I know… I’m one of them. :)
I made quick edits of the vandalism, was fetching the orginal wording…wish I had been quicker. But its all good.
I slipped on the slaver, you know.
The changes came from the following IPs:
Cox Communications Inc. COX-ATLANTA (NET-68-0-0-0-1)
68.0.0.0 – 68.15.255.255
Cox Communications Inc. NETBLK-OC-RDC-68-4-0-0 (NET-68-4-0-0-1)
68.4.0.0 – 68.5.255.255
OrgName: Covad Communications Co.
OrgID: CVAD
Address: 2510 Zanker Rd.
City: San Jose
StateProv: CA
PostalCode: 95131
Country: US
So, the south, and the west coast. I have a pretty good idea where those changes are coming from.
Thanks, Sarah. I noticed that.
These people have been known to try hacking websites, if it’s the guys I’m thinking of.
I’m beginning to think that some of those over at Bullshido are posers. Getting at someone by (~gasp~) vandalizing their wiki page and taunting them with gibberish on their blog!
What absolute BADASS cagefighters they must be…
~blink blink~
At any rate, three posts by me today and traffic drops. I CAN TAKE A HINT, WORLD!
Jeff, if you click on the IP address in question on Wiki, it shows a history of the changes that IP address has made…
All the changes that Cox IP that vandalized your site had done in the past refered to martial arts subjects. Looks like Geordi or his faithful little poodle “It is Fake” are trying to show you what a “real man” is all about…
ROFL
Why is Jon Heder trolling you, Jeff?
I could never be a griefer, the work is too dull.
It’s the powah of awesome anabolics. Your brain puffs up like a marshmallow.
“It’s the powah of awesome anabolics. Your brain puffs up like a marshmallow.”
… and oozes out of your hair follicles in red afro blazing bushiness of doom!
Like smores on fire.
Cynn, you know the history Jeff’s had with stalkers, one in particular. I really hope you’re not going to stand there and try to tell Jeff he should react to this as if the last two or three years never happened.
Take two:
Good lord, that is the “twig-snapping” internet tough guy? He looks more of a dork than I had imagined.
Any wagers he wears a “beer helmet”?
Regardless, after the events of the past couple of years, taking this idiot seriously is only sensible…
For those of you who’ve been following my attempts to clear Cecchine’s name of a number of charges, here’s an interesting bit I learned by cross-referencing the wiki edits for both catch wrestling and protein wisdom.
Posted on Bullshido:
Let’s get to cyber-detecting, people!
Jeff – Where on bullshido are you leaving the message?
Here. Keep in mind the thread was about 5 pages long when I first posted.
Jeff,
Visits are down a bit, but page views are above average. And that’s a function of wanting your stuff up top so people can see you are back, even if this topic is not likely to get a link from Insty, etc. (htough now that there’s drama involved…) I’ll put up some visit drivers tomorrow.
Also, as you were posting, I didn’t do the Iraq hearings today, which is where today’s buzz was. So traffic from Malkin and Memeorandum was less than usual. But Gen. Petraeus doesn’t testify every day. Which is a good thing all ’round.
Yeah, I noticed that, too, Karl. Thanks.
If you’re an accomplished cyber sleuth, it might be fun looking into the wiki entry changes. Cross referencing them with the changes in the “Catch Wrestling” entry, I was able to find out some interesting things (see update).
And to be entirely honest with myself, I don’t know that I would have done much with the hearings anyway, as I’m not sure I would have added much that you couldn’t get somewhere else. But I might have felt obliged to do something, just to get on the MM sidebar and meme. I much preferred the counter-programming, really.
Sadly, I haven’t cyber-sleuthed much since college.
Also, I think the high page view to visit ratio today reflects how glad the PW community is to have you posting today. Much commentary.
Meh. I have to get this all done before I can put my mind back on politics, or even armadillos. I haven’t changed the minds of those predisposed to hate Cecchine, but for the next generation of grapplers, perhaps they won’t be led too far astray.
Unfortunately, some of the culprits behind all this have cornered the market and are paying big name MMA guys for promotional consideration, I suspect.
Will have to work on combating that next — after getting the website upgraded and updated (thanks to some of the folks here).
Ironically, I called one of these guys and offered to work with him. For another, I redacted certain information. Now? Time to go to the mattresses, I think.
Thanks Jeff. I think I latched onto the thread over the weekend and lost it. I’m confused though, is Geordi saying he hung up his bong and is now doing crack, hence the screen name?
I don’t know why most of the Senators, e.g. Levin and Clinton, needed Petraeus there today, they seemed to spend their time explaining to him what the conditions in Iraq were as opposed to asking questions or listening to what he had to say. I don’t think Levin has actually visited Iraq ro my knowledge. Par for the course. Nice Lieberman bit, though, he stays excommunicated by the dems.
I think Geordie saw that Jake Shannon’s scientific wrestling.com boasts people like Erik Paulson, Josh Barnett, and Frank Shamrock on its “advisory board,” and thought it best to do a 180 and start attacking me.
For a guy who professes to be protecting the integrity of martial arts, he certainly did change on a dime (as he neared his pro debut) to take the side of a guy who hobnobs with pro fighters.
Between that, and the posting of my picture, I say the dude lost complete face. His site is now a joke.
I mean, read that thread over time if you get a chance and see if I didn’t make my points fairly and to (objectively) nice effect. Note when Geordie changes his tune (hell, he even switched names and avatars midway through the thread. So if you see my responding nicely to a guy named “cracky,” that’s him).
Yeah, I saw the first part of that, which is why I didn’t guess it was Mr. “STEROIDS ARE AWSOME” guy you were dealing with.
How funny; even *I* could take that guy; and I’m a midget with an orange belt in jujitsu. Where’s the CHALLENGE?
Did any of you guys notice that Paul Giamatti is Bullshido’s “April Badass of the Month”?
“Belvedere. I don’t know. But most people will leave kids out of it. In Geordie’s pic he was holding a kid, so I cropped it. …”
It’s not the mosts I’d worry about, but if you’re okay I’m okay.
Must say, I don’t get the impression that Rusty the Clown is up to speed on image editing technology.
Nuthin’ to see here folks. Move along. Hey buddy! You dropped your big red nose.
Rusty the Clown
I am not now, nor have I ever been in the entertainment industry in a clown type capacity. I simply don’t have the feet for it, or the tiny car.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21669&page=34
sad, and pathetic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_wrestling
interesting! thx for info
So how did kicking somebody’s ass become an “art” in the first place?
Voinovich is such a woman. We knew that, but the hearings yesterday really brought it home.
“Wilkins! Where the hell are my deer-stalker cap and pipe?…”
Voinovich is a tool
Tell this guy to quit ruining everybody’s life and give me back my hair before I have my brother Kip kick his ass… He’s a cagefighter & master of RexKwanDo you know…
Gosssshhh!
J. Goldstein, do you really want to toss yourself into a brand new mess? It might drive traffic, but there are considerations. Take care.
Al, how right you are in regards to Voinovich. A good mayor to be sure, but that was his apex. What a douche.
Jeff, looks like you deftly and successfully pulled off some serious grappling moves at Cracky’s. Now that’s a Form of which you are Teh Master, imo.
The underground is what started the attack on Cecchine. I don’t go there.
Updated the pic on my About page. Unfortunately, I of course had to blur out my son’s face.