I’ve been snapping up pets over at Facebook today. I think some of them have potential:
You purchased Kathleen McKinley as a pet for $571. 6 minutes ago
You purchased Protein Wisdom as a pet for $571. 10 minutes ago
You purchased Robert Schwoch as a pet for $571. 17 minutes ago
You purchased Mary Louise Collins as a pet for $571. 18 minutes ago
You purchased Fausta Wertz as a pet for $571. 18 minutes ago
You purchased Darleen Click as a pet for $571. 18 minutes ago
You purchased Cal Sutherland as a pet for $571. 19 minutes ago
You purchased Brendan Collins as a pet for $571. 19 minutes ago
You purchased Happyfeet Iswears as a pet for $571. 38 minutes ago
You purchased Liz Stephans as a pet for $571. 39 minutes ago
You purchased Beth Cleaver as a pet for $1,006. 40 minutes ago
You earned $15,000 for inviting 15 of your friends. 42 minutes ago
You earned $2,000 for logging in. 44 minutes ago
It’s important to get into these things on the ground floor.
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.
Also I don’t haz a facebook
I’d buy McGehee, but I don’t think I’ve got enough room.
Dan – How much do I cost ?
$560 + tax. Should I buy you, JD?
I really have no idea what this is about, but I’m sure it has to do with your wedge strategy.
For that price, Dan, I am a steal. Buy low, sell high. Racist.
I do need me some wide-open spaces.
And there’s no way you own enough women.
You could snap me up, dan, but I think I’m getting you first, on account of you don’t know my name.
Well, $571 is ridiculously low, but at least you bought me first. There is that.
i iz confuse