Mayor of London, defends the human dignity of vegetables:
Ken Livingstone admitted last night that he had five children by three different women – two daughters by one woman and a son by another, in addition to the two children with his current partner, Emma Beale.
The Mayor of London’s confirmation, after an investigation by the BBC, is likely to defuse tabloid reports about his private life.
The disclosure is understood to have featured in a forthcoming biography of Mr Livingstone by Andrew Hosken, which was due to be serialised in a tabloid newspaper.
But the story was broken last night by the BBC, who said that Mr Livingstone’s campaign team had grown increasingly concerned by the impact the news could have on his reelection campaign.
Mr Livingstone insisted last night that the children were not a secret. “I don’t talk about my private life. It seems like only yesterday the press was trying to imply I was gay. I have never discussed my private life because it is not a relevant factor,†he said.
“I don’t think anybody in this city will be shocked by what two consenting adults do, as long as you don’t include children, animals and vegetables.†Mr Livingstone is understood to be in regular contact with his three children from previous relationships and is described as an “involved father†who regularly holidays with them all.
He’s a one-man climate-change machine.
“I don’t think anybody in this city will be shocked by what two consenting adults do, as long as you don’t include children, animals and vegetables.â€Â
Did I miss something, or doesn’t the whole story include children?
vegetable-ists !!!! Good Allah, what kind of drivel was that? Clearly this is one of those guys that like to take green asparagus spears and … never mind. I just grossed myself out.
do small rodents (say a guinea pig) and exotic vegetables count? Or are they considered like free-for-all barnyard animals?
… I mean, not that I do my daughters’ guinea pig or anything… if that’s what your thinking
… shit – ok, look, just so no one gets the wrong idea: seriously… I mean it. I was just saying. you know, like if I… someone were to do a guinea pig ‘an all… you guys hear me, right?
Aren’t guinea pigs larger than gerbils?
Enoch, if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, keep the asparagus spears out of the gerbil cave.
I must admit, I’m kinda hot for Larry.
Oh. I did think he was gay, Ken. He just seems to sort of have a fascist gay sensibility.
JD TWP – I know, I know. Thx.