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Maint!
TeaBag!
T-Bone!
Oh.. I’ll bet new TeaBag cologne with male pheromones really attracts the babes.. (or studs.. depending on ones persuasion..NTTAWWT)
Where can I get some?
TO – TeaBag. Priceless.
I vote for “Burnt Patchouli with a hint of BO”
Eau de Murphy
Ironic that there are probably a half dozen brands of pills on the market aimed at erecting the uncooperative bone.. but not one aimed at making the reluctant chick more interested..
Talk about all dressed up with nowhere to go…
Ouroboros–
That’s why there’s booze.
Deuce.
For when you want to embrace being number two.
Boobs.
Felch!
Perineum!
Felcher-ist !
Gleen: for those who want to smell like themselves'(s)
Cowbell!
DarthRove – Gleen: for those who want to smell like themselves’(s) most excellent, sir!
erm… Ew d’butt
Dan-
I’ve tried the booze route several times but my dates keep passing out, puking & aspirating their own vomit..
I’d really like to be the big stud and have an interlude that lasts longer than 3 minutes of fury but by then the mood is pretty much dead and if I keep her from the ER much longer she will be too… (I think I have 10 minutes from last breath before brain damage occurs, right?)
Besides.. at that point I’m ready for a smoke and some sleep anyway..