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Progressive Dogwhistle [Dan Collins; UPDATED]

Maha:

Here Wingnuts!
Good doggies!
Wanna play fetch? Here’s the stick; go get it!

We already dealt with this, here. We feel the same way about this.

(Much thanks to Serr8d!)

Clinton’s schedules reveal curious deletions: Vince Foster

UPDATE: Mahahahahaha!

69 Replies to “Progressive Dogwhistle [Dan Collins; UPDATED]”

  1. JD says:

    I think one of my goals today will be to get Maha to close her comments.

  2. alppuccino says:

    Well, get crackin’ JD.

  3. Mikey NTH says:

    Hillary was in White House on stained blue dress day.

    Okay. So what? A heck of a lot of people are in the White House every day.

  4. sashal says:

    I think even wingnutiest of the wingnuts do not care anymore.
    What i care about though, was HC in the same room? And was the governor of NJ with his wife involved in the orgy.

  5. JD says:

    sashal does have a sense of humor, unlike those twatwaffles over at Mahas blog.

  6. sashal says:

    I should add probably, that this is a shame that basically it is the liberal MSM that is trying to ignite the interest to that “dress” controversy in bored and disinterested public….

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Is that thing going to the Smithsonian? It should go to the Smithsonian.

  8. sashal says:

    but first, Dan, just like the Tsarist treasures “it” should be exhibited throughout the world.
    Imagine the money that could be collected . Just do not let Clintons to get into the deal. Don’t they have enough from that Uranium deal with Kazakhstan?

  9. JD says:

    alpuccino – They do not appear to be awake over there. Maybe the patchouli oil and double decaf half-caf skim milk foam latte crowd is sleeping off a bender.

  10. sashal says:

    #10
    JD, don’t you know, liberals are notorious late risers.
    After all night partying, frolicking, drinking. No day job responsibilities….

  11. Dan Collins says:

    I don’t know, sasha. It’s not exactly the Shroud of Turin.

  12. N. O'Brain says:

    “The schedule reads “Briefing for ATLA”—formerly the Association of Trial Lawyers of America, now the American Association for Justice…”

    Telling, that.

  13. sashal says:

    Ah, who knows, 2000 years from now?
    After democracy will be established in every corner of the world …?

  14. McGehee says:

    It’s not exactly the Shroud of Turin.

    I think it depends on what the meaning of “of” is.

  15. JD says:

    With Ric’s help, the comments were closed inside of 30 minutes.

  16. B Moe says:

    Damn, I was going to agree with them about this being a, erm, fluff piece, and ask them why they thought the press wasn’t mentioning all the things that weren’t there.

  17. Slartibartfast says:

    What i care about though, was HC in the same room? And was the governor of NJ with his wife involved in the orgy.

    I don’t actually care at all, either way. Now, the people of New York might care (I rather doubt it, actually), but if they do Hillary can always pull up stakes and move to Massachussetts, where they’ll elect just about anyone to public office. Ted Kennedy will have to commit suicide first, but I’m sure his conscience has been nagging at him for the last four decades, almost, so: plausible.

  18. B Moe says:

    Ted Kennedy will have to commit suicide first…

    She could always run against Kerry, Don King could put the debates on Pay-Per-View.

  19. guinsPen says:

    Update: I just realized why so many clueless wingnuts who don’t get the joke are dropping by. This is linked at Protein Wisdom (collective IQ of bloggers and readers = 27)! OK; comments off.

    Toss in commenters, about 32.

    No, wait.

  20. Dan Collins says:

    I don’t think she gets the joke. But then, I’m a skeptic.

  21. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    collective IQ of bloggers and readers = 27

    Wait a minute — nishi has an IQ of 145. She said so.

    That’s got to bring up the mean a bit, doesn’t it?

  22. Dan Collins says:

    Brings out the mean. That’s for sure.

  23. BJTexs says:

    collective IQ of bloggers and readers = 27

    Wait a minute: Is that Farenheit or Celsius?

    What?

  24. N. O'Brain says:

    Oooooo…….shiny…….

  25. Pablo says:

    Nicely done, gentlemen. I salute you.

  26. BJTexs says:

    I love lefties! Thinking the joke was lame-o = “Didn’t get the joke.” Dissagreeing with your political philosophy = “collective IQ … 27.” Dissenting opinions = closed comments.

    So diverse … so tolerant … so multicultrural …

  27. Slartibartfast says:

    What’s it called when you’re checking out how big everyone else’s is? I can’t remember.

  28. JD says:

    BJ – Can’t you just feel the love ?

  29. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “Jealousy”?

  30. Slartibartfast says:

    Oh, ouch.

  31. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – And while we’re on the subject of the humor challenged, hows that gig working out for J. Hampster anyway?

    – Personally I’m a bit concerned about the SecProggs mental well being. They’ve been taking so many hits from the snake for so long, pretty soon they may start getting downright unfriendly.

  32. J. Peden says:

    Wanna play fetch? Here’s the stick; go get it!

    Sorry, no cigar.

  33. I'm Just Saying says:

    I thought JD probably closed the comments by himself, since he was rude, condescending, and insulting. From perusing Maha’s site and comment policy, she’s not a huge fan of the cannonball in the middle of her garden party.

    But, she’s dead wrong. She should have said the average IQ of PW is 27, not the collective…tsk, tsk, Maha, be more precise.

  34. Dan Collins says:

    Bwahahaha. Not.

  35. Mikey NTH says:

    She turned off the comments because there were too many wingnuts dropping by. This is after she snarkily invited the wingnuts to play with the stick, which means that they might be stopping by.

    Methinks this Maha is not too bright.

  36. N. O'Brain says:

    “Methinks this Maha is not too bright.”

    An IQ of about 27.

  37. JD says:

    IJS is a tool, I’m just sayin’

  38. Pablo says:

    From perusing Maha’s site and comment policy, she’s not a huge fan of the cannonball in the middle of her garden party.

    Maha isn’t a big fan of dissent in any form. You could say that she has no tolerance for differing points of view.

  39. Slartibartfast says:

    she’s not a huge fan of the cannonball in the middle of her garden party

    Except those she dumps there herself. But those are the good kind.

  40. JD says:

    Maha is intolerant. She only is able to perform for her group of like-thinkers. DISSENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

    Rude, condescending, and insulting? I missed the mark by a country mile.

  41. JD says:

    Why is it that the libtards are the first to actually squash debate, inhibit an exchange of ideas, or just be flat out intolerant?

  42. Dan Collins says:

    Hey, look what came in the mail! My new proggwhistle!

  43. Nelson Rockefeller says:

    I thought JD probably closed the comments by himself, since he was rude, condescending, and insulting.

    Maha has come out publicly as intolerant of intolerance, and has a history of shutting off comments anytime anyone dares to question her, regardless of tone. JD was simply accelerating the inevitable, and getting her to make a fool of herself again by accusing us of not getting the joke while taking JD seriously. She is nothing if not predictable.

  44. BJTexs says:

    Maha is intolerant of diversity.

    NARRATIVIST!©

  45. B Moe says:

    Dammit.

  46. BJTexs says:

    IJS sez:

    I thought JD probably closed the comments by himself, since he was rude, condescending, and insulting.

    CONDESCENDINGIST!!!

  47. Dan Collins says:

    Damn. Wish Jeff were here. He’d enjoy this.

  48. BJTexs says:

    FREE THE CONDESCENDING WINGNUTS!!! EVERYBODY SING!

    All we are saaaaaaaaying, is give condescension a chaaaaaance!!!!!

    *fist salute*

  49. J. Peden says:

    I thought JD probably closed the comments by himself…

    Kinda like those Superhuman MIch. and Fla. State Legislatures which got the DNC to disenfranchise two whole States? Good company indeed, JD.

  50. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    *fist salute*

    – Throw in the middle finger, and I’d go for it.

    – What sort of mind is able to look away from the total suppression of others opinions without seeing how utterly defeatist and weak that is. Or is that just another indication of just how deeply brain-fucked SecProggs really are.

    NURSE!!! STAT!!!11eleventy!!one111

  51. Carl Spackler says:

    she’s not a huge fan of the cannonball in the middle of her garden party.

    Cannonball !!!

  52. ducktrapper says:

    Mahahaha has no sense of humor and no tolerance for a different opinion and yet somehow she is (unintentionally) hilarious most of the time. Good on ya Mahahaha! Thanks for the laughs!

  53. N. O'Brain says:

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    Comment by JD on 3/20 @ 9:20 am #

    Why is it that the libtards are the first to actually squash debate, inhibit an exchange of ideas, or just be flat out intolerant?”

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  54. JD says:

    Nelson, you are spot on. Also, the DNC, FL, and MI legislatures have nothing on me.

    N.O’Brain – Better half got me an autographed copy. Sweet.

  55. Ric Locke says:

    Hey, JD didn’t close it down by himself.

    I think I oughta get at least an assist on this one.

    Regards,
    ric

  56. daleyrocks says:

    I noticed a fan favorite over at that echo chamber:

    I think maha describes it best. Besides the absurd allegation that the US govt caused AIDS, I saw nothing “counter-factional” in Wright’s anger.

    Comment by timb — March 19, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

    Hannity has already said “this is the election.” The righties think they can push the racist buttons and scare white folks. I think they may be right (I have no faith in the average American, as untuned into politics as they everything except American Idol).

    You want to racist panderings? Go to any right wing blog site. I went to Protein Wisdom and was just disgusted (not uncommon), but their absolute vitriol and fear of African-Americans was there for all to see.

    Comment by timb — March 19, 2008 @ 10:43 am

  57. so even now, he lurks….. BWAH HA HA HAAAAaaaaaa. how sad.

  58. JD says:

    Ric – You were clearly the tipping point.

    timb and IJS – Racist fuckers.

  59. Slartibartfast says:

    I would be racist, but I’m not white enough.

  60. Rob Crawford says:

    Racist? WTF around here has been racist?

    Of course, if “I disagree with Obama” has now been declared racist, then we are in spades.

    So to speak.

  61. BJTexs says:

    I prefer to keep my mantle (per JD) as The Spawn of the Capitalist Immigrant Oppressor.

    Racist is so, you know, sixties.

  62. serr8d says:

    Sheesh. Missed all the fun.

    But, weeks ago, Hillary was asked the question “Describe the moment in your life when you were tested the most”.

    I surmised her flashback….

    That’s a prefetch, eh? ;D

  63. JD says:

    Spawn of the Capitalist Running Dog Immigrant Oppressor.

  64. Enoch_Root says:

    uggggh. Dan, you out not pick on this sorry woman. I went to her about me link and it was very sad:

    Note: I’m looking for work as a writer — permanent, temporary, part time, full time, on location (New York City area) or telecommuting. Contact me by email if interested.

    I am sort of not kidding about this (I mean feeling a bit sorry for her). I know she might be a bit light in the intellectual faculty department, but even still…

  65. I'm Just Saying says:

    Ric, I thought your comment was pointed but not insulting…the profanity was a bit much for the “regards” guy, but you didn’t bust out the “you’re all stupid, ’cause I don’t like you” theme quite the way JD has. In fact, your comment, as I recall, received a response.

    jd’s comments on lib sites are always like the drunk guy streaking onto the field during the World Series. It’s classic troll. He stops at second base to defecate and then complains he was treated roughly by security.

    If you need to be a victim to excuse your own behavior, well JD’s your Yoda.

    Can’t wait for his pithy reply….”something along the lines of Fu*k you”.

    From the PW fashion show: “always classy, always aggrieved, always the victim, JD trots down the runaway in this beautiful sequined gown by Collins/Goldstein. Wear this to the next opposition-research-guilt-by-association post by Karl and wow BJ, Ric, and happyfeet with your combination of rage and wit! It is to die for.

  66. JD says:

    you’re all stupid, ’cause I don’t like you – Argument by assertion, as is your wont.

    Since I do not comment on lib sites, with yesterday being a rare exception, you have no basis from which to make your assertion, and as such, are simply making shit up.

    So, now you can resume your cranial rectal insertion. You are cuter that way. Fucker.

  67. JD says:

    FWIW – I think it is cute, fucking precious how IJS always shows up in random threads, away from where everyone else is actually discussing something, to drop his turds. Then, he gets the vapors when people respond in kind. Cowardly little asshat, he is.

  68. I'm Just Saying says:

    Oh, tocuhe. It’s the wit and wisdom of your average mortician/insuranc salesman. I’m sure the aggrieved white people laugh every week at Bible Study when you make your funny jokes.

    I watched “Idiocracy” this weekend, JD. The man of the future has your sense of humor. You will kill in 2005. So strive higher than the Carrot Top of PW, JD (happyfeet already has you beat anyway…he is so droll). Be the Andrew Dice Clay of dick jokes in 2505!

    Good movie by the way. Explains this campaign season very well.

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