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Fit of Pique Costs Spitz Chick Big Bucks [Dan Collins]

Tits already well exposed:

“After fighting with a friend and getting thrown out of her hotel, Ms. Dupré sought out a nearby Girls Gone Wild bus, signed her paperwork and immediately began filming,” the news release stated. “Ms. Dupré spent a full week on the GGW bus and shot seven full length tapes that included nudity and same sex contact. Dupré later took a Greyhound Bus home.”

The discovery was a surprise to Francis. Just this morning, (3/18), he’d offered Dupre $1 million to host his 2008 Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Tour and pose for his new GGW magazine. But he wisely withdrew that costly offer when someone – he won’t say who – tipped him off to the fact that he already had sexy footage of Dupre.

All that is left to offer is close gynecological inspection of $1k/hr pooter.

Let this be a lesson to you girls who are thinking or may in the future think about going wild: If you subsequently turn whore and get caught up in the downfall of a political figure, you may miss out on a huge payday because your tits are already in the public domain.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

6 Replies to “Fit of Pique Costs Spitz Chick Big Bucks [Dan Collins]”

  1. Enoch_Root says:

    thanks for the heads-up Dan. A lesson learned. Although my tits are already part of the public domain, I am told they are still well-overpriced.

  2. Rob Crawford says:

    A co-worker of mine, well, his brother-in-law was the business manager for GGW. He handled the money and contracts on their tour.

    I’ve never met him, but I really admire the guy.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah. Imagine if you could combine GGW with Ron Popeil.

  4. MayBee says:

    High Class for sure.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Truly, MayBee. You mean you paid $1k per hour to boink someone who showed her tits and licked other chicks for next to nothing?

  6. MayBee says:

    I know, right? Joe Francis understands economics better than Spitzer did. Joe Francis for NY Governor!

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