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“Chester became such a jerkoff.”
I surmise the ‘jerk-off’ is the perfect finish following
a bag-full for many here (JD?,Magoo?)
Semi-Conscious:
When you wrote the above comment were you baked to a delicate crunch or quick fried to a crackly crunch?
…says someone who wonders why his penis is always orange.
The next time you surmise, assume, think, or otherwise engage that stuff you call grey matter between your ears, and arrive at an accurate or logical conclusion will be the first, and likely last time that ever happens.
Now, run along an get that PRE-traumatic stress disorder taken care of. It appears to be interfering with your routine activities of daily living.
Yeah, but at least when Pres. Obama’s listening in on seman’s phone, seman’ll be OK with it.
Because of the trust.
Great. Threadjacked.
[…] Dan) Category: Heh ♣ […]
From the link:
I’m betting there were federal funds involved.
Only if we allow it.
I quit reading Salon when they wrote a pean to the totally hip and “subversive” Rugrats.
I know kids TV. I work from home and have a pantload of kids. The rugrats weren’t subversive. Rocco’s Modern Life, sure. Hell, even Spongebob is subversive (when the Cramps do your Rock ‘n Roll numbers you get some cred) but the fucking Rugrats weren’t subversive.
Hope that gets you back on track.
Oh, the best commercial ever is the talking stain commercial. E-V-E-R.
Chester Cheetah? Real asshole. If he catches you eating any other snack based on fluorescent orange, vaguely cheese-flavored dust, he goes ballistic. I saw him take on a whole pack of bikers who *HAD* been eating generic cheese puffs until he kicked their bowl into the mud.
And let me tell you, watching him hold Eric Cartman’s face in his crotch while screaming “I’LL GIVE YOU SOME GODDAMNED CHEESY POOFS!” is a sight I’ll never forget.