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Shocker!!!1eleventy! [Dan Collins]

Actual headline: Gov. Paterson admits to sex with other woman for years

Great.  New York’s first black, blind, bearded lesbian Governor.

11 Replies to “Shocker!!!1eleventy! [Dan Collins]”

  1. capitano says:

    Big sigh of relief from NY voters: “Welcome, guv, you made the grade.”

  2. […] Protein Wisdom adds a bit of levity to the situation. […]

  3. Moron Pundit says:

    How does he know it was a woman?

  4. irongrampa says:

    I swear, infidelity seems to be a prerquisite for governorship in my state. Had to shake my head in disgust at that one.

  5. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    For years? Damn, and I thought you were supposed to call your doctor if the erection lasted more than four hours.

  6. Carin says:

    Obviously, fidelity to one’s spouse is a sign that you are repressed sexually and probably a supporter of Christo-fascist brainwashing.

  7. Techie says:

    NY, the crowning jewel of American Society.

  8. thor says:

    Comment by Moron Pundit on 3/18 @ 7:34 am #

    How does he know it was a woman?

    He he did the finger smell test, Moron.

  9. datadave says:

    I don’t know but it seems that this governor’s on his way to fame and fortune. Hawt women like his wife and the guy’s a blind, goofy lookin’ guy…but with wit and shrewd enough to know when to speak the truth. Get the trivial sex b.s. out of the way. If Bill Clinton was as smart, we might not have had an idiot take over in the White House?

  10. B Moe says:

    The inside of your head must be a really scary place, dave.

  11. datadave says:

    which head? har-de-har lol. oh well, don’t mean to accuse you all of sexphobia or something? Actually, I’ve never ‘cheated’ while in a ‘long-term commitment’ and there’s the problem of stds? Almost once or twice. Maybe having a lot of money helps incite the passions. Maybe it’s a power-thing or something, as Newt, Dole, most of the Bushes, etc. seem to be ‘infidel’s’ too? Nelson Rockefeller, what a feller. Ask Happy if she’s around still.

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