5 Replies to “Ariel Leve [Dan Collins]”

1. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

   March 17, 2008 at 10:08 pm

   – See guys. Heres a perfect opportunity to gain some insight into the inner workings of the typical female mind. If you discovered your wife had been playing hide the gerbil with some buff stud muffin, something tells Me your male mind would follow a slightly different tact.

   – “105 pounds?….thats outrageous….no one outside of a bolemia clinic weighs 105 pounds.”

   – “80,000 bucks?…..and here that cheap bastard pisses and moans if I buy a damn dress.”

   – “22 years old?……thats disgusting….whats up with middle age men and their lusting for Barbi dolls?”

   – While you are loading your handgun, reflect on the marked differences between the female and male mental process jealousy response.

2. Topsecretk9 says:

   March 17, 2008 at 10:40 pm

   I’ll be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing and then I was distracted by the papers “25 best chocolate eggs” link.

   Bigbang – I’m a chick. That was “retarded perpetual victimized woman or else I have no reason for living” kinda chick I am guessing.

   I do have a funny “McGreevey” like sitch story —>

   So, there was this total geek dude that lived on our street. Rode his bike (race bike) constantly. Complained he was on workers compensation because of his work back injury while he was riding his bike (this was not his biggest complaint as you will see). A mom and I would sit outside and let our children play. Occasionally his weird daughter would want wander down and play too and so he would come. He would complain and complain about how his wife (and mother of his daughter) left him for another woman. Complain at how evil, hornbill yada yada. He had new much younger chicky to care for young daughter.

   It was mutual among my friend that he was so annoying and whiny it was no wonder any woman left him. However I said to my friend that I would feel more OK and comfortable if my spouse left me for another woman vs. a man – at least it’s an ingrained thing vs. me not being the woman he needed so sought others.

   My friend said a very funny and insightful thing

   “I wouldn’t. That’s like saying I am the next best thing to a man!”

   –> backstory? when we were out with the children frolicking in the wading pool and sprinkler we watched Mr. Insurance man ZOOM lens his ass on his mega speed cycle. He moved shortly after that. His young chicky finally got a clue, I think and left him too. The Mom’s got custody because she went to the school. The child was a snot not like by anyone is what I am told.

3. Dishman says:

   March 18, 2008 at 12:08 am

   I don’t think I’ve ever said that in my life. And I’ve been in therapy for years. How did it happen that someone who sells herself for sex has higher self-esteem than I do? Where did I go wrong?

   Life doesn’t work the way we want it to.

4. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

   March 18, 2008 at 2:49 am

   – I hear you Tops. But I still think women are ten times more pragmatic than men when it comes to any sexual social situation, and the cost versus benefits analysis.

5. Big Dan says:

   March 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

   “To read more by Ariel Leve, click here”

   I physically recoiled from that last line, carefully moving my mouse to not accidentally even roll over it.

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