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It is racist to make fun of gay Senators.
Probably just finished knocking off Will Durant’s 13-volume The Story of Civilization. Sometimes a good book is just the thing for an extended dump.
ANTI-FOLKSWHOHAVEHADTOHAVEATOILETSEATSSURGICALLYREMOVEDFROMTHEIRASSES-IST!
Now she’s just an out-of-work sitter.
.. and not one single solitary person thought to pull out their cellphone and get a shot of this for YouTube…? Selfish bastards.
Nice, Kev. She probably got paid just as well, too.
I screwed that up, too, dammit. It would have been funnier if I’d said “Next time you’re in the kitchen.” Must go watch that comedy-writing DVD again. Did you know that 15 is a funny number?
I’d love to have heard the conversation with his friends. “Just got back from taking Bubbles to the hospital. No, she had to have the toilet seat surgically removed. What? Sure, I’m up for pizza.”
What is it about this story that makes no sense?
Why he waited until two years to call professional help?
Why he stayed for two years with a woman who won’t leave the john?
WHY SHE SAT ON A TOILET FOR TWO YEARS?
I just don’t get it. I mean, fifteen minutes and my thighs start to cramp…
Because it’s always the man’s fault. Of course, if he’d forcibly removed her from his crapper, that would be assault and battery.
I have just one burning question. Was there another john is the house, or was she usurping the only throne for 2 years?
It’s his fault because if he’d left the seat up like guys always do, she would have been out of that bathroom in two seconds.
Three if she stopped to towel off first.