h/t Hot Air:ÂÂ
Men still don’t pull their weight when it comes to housework and child care, but collectively they’re not the slackers they used to be. The average dad has gradually been getting better about picking himself up off the sofa and pitching in, according to a new report in which a psychologist suggests the payoff for doing more chores could be more sex. [emphasis mine]
All right, but before you get too excited, I think the author means from his wife.
Ross explains the cost to progressive politics of Hillary Clinton’s decision to unleash the kitchen sink in a likely-futile effort to overcome Barack Obama’s delegate lead
Cry havoc! and let slip the kitchen sink of war!
Ba-da bump
I’m here all week folks
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y’know the opposite would be true, but the women only want the chocolate.
Is the author’s wife hot? If so, I could do a little dusting.
Admittedlly the field of participants I used in my study was rather small (1) but I found a zero correlation between quanity and/or quality of housework performed and quanity and/or quality of sexual enthusiasm on the part of the female. Purchasing and installing an $1800 washer and drier made an equally negligable blip in the data.
My conclusion is that liquor is still the key.
And chocolate.
after that many years of marriage I am doing my housework only once a week….
Hm. Yard work isn’t considered housework, I take it?
Sticky B – I made that same investment, for the upstairs and downstairs laundry room. Nada.
Si, se puede, my ass.
I absolutely agree with the results of the study. Although I like to think my husband is ok with the idea that the sex would be with me.
… the payoff for doing more chores should be [more] sex.
Fixed.
But as always YSMV.
I think they’re scammin. Hotair is a female. They’re evil. She probably means like the luciferian stuff like using female stuff to give you an erection, which is actually a trade for disease cause only men have those and that’s how women trade cause in the caveman days we were the tough ones so we should eat all the disease and stuff. Or maybe they mean it’s like the cowboy thing were all the guys agree to do the seeing for lucifer and then the females trade your bodies like they did when you had that falling dream and something happened that, of course, being evil things, they traded you there for other females so they could trick ya into thinking you liked ’em whenthey were using your body and giving you that erection and, now, of course, your supposed to do something about it when they’re using lucifer to give you that and, if there’s a fetus, they’ll claim that for lucifer too ’cause it’s not the female asking for it to be formed like a clone or something like that and so it’s okay cause it’s all females doin that and they all get along and they were’nt the origial clones cause the men turned out to be the pimps for ’em cause they were.
And before you forget the erection is caused by blood flow and so’s your heart and brains and stuff, so, if it were, like a horse or something, that would be better cause hearts and brains explode.
Oh ya, and if you think your actually having sex; don’t forget that women all work together and, since they’re evil, they use each other’s bodies, so you may be havin’ sex with more than one and they ususally don’t like the idea of havin sex a lot, so they may make you like the fallin dream thing and have sex anytime they want with no one there, but, don’t forget that’s a disease like the other one.
empiracl poetry
I am utterly speechless. rou, in one fell swoop you managed to make caric, timmah, Gigi, Steve M, and nishi seem rational. Bravo.
I think rou was giving us a hilariously skewed perspective on purpose, weren’t you, rou?
Either that or the meds aren’t working any more.
Nope. Neither is working to provide the house in the first place.
The lucifer comments show up quite frequently at JOM, too.
‘Wife’s nagging left me impotent
6, 14, heh, I used to know a woman, widowed when her sons were preschoolers, who would verbally bitch-slap any woman who dared complain in her presence that a man who paid the mortgage, maintained the cars, and fixed the toilets only washed the dishes on Tuesdays. It was a beautiful thing.
#17…send me her phone number, I want to marry her.
6 and 14. That was one of the fatal flaws in my marriage to a psuedo-feminist. I was expected to wash all my own clothes and do exactly one half of all the in house maintenance, and all of the repair work on both cars and the house and property itself. One of the final showdowns was when I spent all weekend putting in a shower enclosure that she had really wanted, and she refused to even help clean-up, insisting it was my mess.
I have been searching for that woman in 17 since then. They are incredibly rare and always taken.
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19 – Yup. I love how I managed to get custody of all 7 of my kids, but only $175/month in child support from the ex-wife. She complains all the time about having to pay even that pittance, yet when I offer to drop the child support claim if she’ll drop all claims to my retirement, you’d think I had hit her with a urine-filled water balloon. The crybaby double standard is disgusting.