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Overheard in the coffee aisle at Super Target, Wednesday, 3:44 PM

Squat woman in pant suit: “My thing is, I think Hillary would make a much stronger leader, is all. Plus, she has so much experience, what with being around her husband and his administration for those, you know — however many years it was. Back when the country wasn’t in such a mess.”

Taller woman in blue dress: “Sure, and I take your point. But on the other hand, everything goes well with black. And given our image in the world as a country of racist brutes, I just think it’s about time we set ourselves up for some nice, dignified international accessorizing…”

Taller woman in blue dress:

Taller woman in blue dress: “…You feel me?”

40 Replies to “Overheard in the coffee aisle at Super Target, Wednesday, 3:44 PM”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Accessorizing on an international level…sounds like colonizing.

  2. No doubt this Target wasn’t in Chicago.

    https://proteinwisdom.com/?p=11322

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    If “…everything goes well with black”, why is she wearing a blue suit? That’s a classic example of liberal doublestandards.

  4. Jim in KC says:

    So we end up in the same pizza joint as the official “Kansas City Obama primary night party” last night. News crews and some chick wearing a t-shirt that said “Got hope?” kept walking by.

    I just ate my pepperoni and jalapeno and kept my mouth shut.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Oh, wait, that’s a blue dress. I was thinking of the latest androgynous clothing styles so favored by the left. My bad.

  6. Brian says:

    Just remember – that’s the vote that cancels yours out.

  7. A fine scotch says:

    Did you inspect the blue dress closely for stains? She might just be mad Clinton the First hasn’t reimbursed her for a rather hefty dry cleaning tab.

  8. J. Peden says:

    “Everything goes well with black, Margeret, but I’d still steer clear of any more of those coats of many colors. But, btw, has anyone ever told you that you are not really black?”

    “Prove it, Michelle. Your husband is not even black.”

  9. Mr B says:

    Commander Tom?

  10. Tman says:

    American Electorate:” Why….that’s just RACI-ooh! look a shiny red ball!!”

  11. nishizonoshinji says:

    hehe
    total pw3nge
    thats our jeffie
    ;)

  12. happyfeet says:

    I still don’t get really how Hillary’s experience as wife of Bill is really at all different, qualitatively, than George’s experience as son of George, really. And plus also he was a twice-elected governor of Texas, which is a notable accomplishment all by itself.

  13. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I still don’t get really how Hillary’s experience as wife of Bill is really at all different, qualitatively, than George’s experience as son of George, really.

    Billary is (a) a womyn; (b) a “progressive”, and (c) a Democrat.

    Dubya ain’t.

    ‘Nuff said.

  14. Semanticleo says:

    “twice-elected governor of Texas, which is a notable accomplishment all by itself.”

    Indeed. Especially when measured against his other accomplishments.
    But I seriously doubt that his hamster-handed endorsement of Sir ‘Perpetual War’ McCain will have the Midas Touch upon the RNC’s razor- thin hopes.

    In fact, it may be that they triangulate a 4-year Dem presence serves their political purposes better than another 4 years of their decrepit
    governance and the offal they produce. If so, they encouraged the Presidunce to offer his ‘help’ to assure the continuation of his failed
    leadership for a more cynical purpose than most of us could imagine.

    With that in mind, they can blame the coming economic depression on the sitting dem president, while waiting like scavengers to devour the remaining scraps of this country, denying any culpability for the mess they created.

  15. kelly says:

    I still don’t get really how Hillary’s experience as wife of Bill is really at all different, qualitatively, than George’s experience as son of George, really.

    One word: blowjobs.

  16. Karl says:

    Rove, you magnificent bastard!

  17. kelly says:

    Hey, cleo, the 1930s called. They’re threatening legal action against you for illegal coopting of their reputations.

    Insufferable twat.

  18. N. O'Brain says:

    Comment by Semanticleo on 3/5 @ 6:31 pm #

    Do you speak English, semantic?

  19. bains says:

    And given our image in the world as a country of racist brutes, I just think it’s about time we set ourselves up for some nice, dignified international accessorizing…

    …and funny how all those people foisting that view tend to be citizens of this very country… you know, those that benefit from all the freedoms they “wish others had,” railing against the very country, in fact, the only country that really protects those freedoms.

    Cuba Libras sell well in Hollywood, and in New York.

  20. The U.S. as international fashion police, hmmm….. “Freeze, Ahmadinejad! That open necked shirt doesn’t go with that nuclear policy!”

  21. RTO Trainer says:

    Alright, Cleo. From now on, your anwers simply do not count unless you show your work.

  22. Semanticleo says:

    “do not count unless you show your work.”

    I don’t think you want the dirty ‘offal’ details

  23. J. Peden says:

    Cleo, have The Voices narrowed the “they” down to anyone else we should alert just yet – other than Bushitler and, of course, yourself?

    Seriously, as your friend, I must inform you that you’ve gone “clinical”.

  24. Try Hang Gliding says:

    Cleo,

    Since her husband left W with a recession and a growing terrorist threat I think it’s only fair that he leaves Hillary a couple of floaters.

  25. guinsPen says:

    @ #14

    Geek Fireship off the port quarter !

    Man the Squirtgun !!!

  26. happyfeet says:

    Ralph’s is really proud of their coffee lately. I might should check Target this weekend.

  27. lee says:

    #14. Comment by Semanticleo on 3/5 @ 6:31 pm

    Man! And I thought I was gloomy…

  28. narciso says:

    The last recession was triggered by the same type of malfeasance; an overinflated commodity or service
    (technology stocks)pricked by a
    systemic interest rate hike and oil price hike, Back then as now, Greenspan
    failed to intervene until it was too late. Then again is is true of the last
    couple of recessions (S&L. exacerbated by the reduction of allowablededuction on real estate property, which
    constituted the bulk of S& L loan portfolios. In the early 80s, recirculated petrodollars, created a bubble pricked by high oil prices and
    exorbitant interest rates; which affected major banks like Continental of Illinois. The early 70s recession touched off by the Arab oil embargo, which in turn was provoked by the Democratic witchhunt against Nixon…
    etc. Going back a hundred years, there’s the railway related “Panic of 1908. Which supposedly drove the ‘elders of Jeckyl Island to form the Federal Reserve. Historically, though, the 1919-1920 recession, which was due in no small part to the ‘redeployment’ of American troops
    from Europe, was worse than the
    previous one. The 1929 Depression, which was exacerbated by the same kind of blinkered trade brinksmanship that Obama’s considering now; was magnitude worse than the previous one in 1893.

  29. lee says:

    With that in mind, they can blame the coming economic depression on the sitting dem president, while waiting like scavengers to devour the remaining scraps of this country, denying any culpability for the mess they created.

    Semanticleo, it’s a little early for ass-covering isn’t it. At least let your party pick it’s candidate before you express all that enthusiasm for the great job you’re expecting.

  30. Surehopetobe First Laddie says:

    “…You feel me?”

    Have you seen my Presidential Library?

  31. Ric Locke says:

    It occurs to me that it would be interesting to put semanticleo and Ron Paul side by side, behind a transparent, waterproof partition (soundproof, of course), and let them have a spittle-spewing contest. Points for distance, spread, and possibly force — little load cells on the target surfaces.

    I’m sure we could sell tickets. Probably not to anybody over about 13, but still.

    Regards,
    Ric

  32. guinsPen says:

    WJCPL theme song: Todd Rundrgren’s International Feel.

  33. McGehee says:

    let them have a spittle-spewing contest.

    Can we schedule installation of the drains for the week after the contest?

  34. B Moe says:

    Just remember – that’s the vote that cancels yours out.

    I think I may have found a way to rationalize voting McCain. I am not really voting for him, I am just canceling out a vote for Barrillary.

  35. kelly says:

    Barrillary. n. primary source of blood supply to the gonads prior to them having been removed.

  36. lee says:

    I have this friend…welll, his ex-wifes divorce lawyer was a barrillery clamp.

  37. we’re always checking the coffee aisle to catch the Black Silk on sale. for reals, Target regularly marks it down. cause tasty as it is, ten bucks is waaaay too much for coffee.

  38. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I got one but I haven’t tried it yet. It was $5.99 if I remember right.

  39. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    Barillerys, due to a rough xvzle-like outer layer, cutting sharp edges, cause rinds and tears in the left side of the body politic. Recently a new device has been introduced in an attempt to stem the bleeding with mixed success. Called the obamatrap after a little known Chicago realestate speculator, reviews are spotty owing to a lack of field experience.

    – Personally I am gleefully enjoying the spectical of the Dems and the crazy aunts in the Dem attic, the SecProgs, devour themselves from the feet up. I will pay to watch Sharpton boycott the Donkeykongs convention when Billery goes for the super delegate nuclear option. Without a sizable majority of the Black and youth vote, they can’t win. Without the older White woman vote, they can’t win. The perfect political storm. Can you say “diversity”, and use it in a sentence kids?

  40. Patrick Chester says:

    N. O’Brain asked Cleo:
    Do you speak English, semantic?

    No, Cleo murders English.

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