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Behold!
So, what exactly are you trying to say here with your curiously framed composition, Mr Racist photojournalist? That black men have giant COCKS? With big white teeth?
And why is his prodigious joint so red and white and shiny, anyway? Is that supposed to invoke, like, baboon imagery? Mulattoism? Is it intended to make white men feel insignificant, and to make white women’s breasts heave with forbidden lust? Is this Obamandingo?
What are you trying to tell us?
Christ, between your antics and the Clinton campaign’s photo manipulation and carefully-crafted commercial intended to remind Americans that Obama is, in fact, a geniune negro, it’s getting kind of difficult for “conservatives” to hold onto the title of most racistist people in the whole entire world.
Please. Leave us something, won’t you? Though, just for the record, I am of course OUTRAGED!
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(h/t RWS; photo via Reuters and Yahoo)
update: related.
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update 2: The more I look at this picture, the more uncomfortable I become. I mean, his cock — with it’s sly, rapacious grin: It’s like it’s taunting me.
so much depends upon a chicago socialist glazed with hopey change
and a ginormous shiny phallus.
I’m just happy it ain’t stuck in a white chicken.
Sure, he has no experience. But, then again, there’s something to be said for a guy whose phallus is so large it needs a steering wheel and a radiator grill. Obviously, he must know something the rest of us don’t.
That’s right, I said it.
once you account for the ‘White Yokels in the Background’ factor, it’s as if Leni Riefenstahl herself snapped the pic.
happyfeet,
If you could send me your recipe for socialist glazed with hopey change, I’d appreciate it. I’ve been experimenting but my socialists always turn out gamey.
I’m looking to have the meat fall off the bone (and, no, that’s not a phallus joke).
is that headlight
Is that a headlight? Does it have a headlight on it? Cause if he does I’m givin’ up right now……………… I wish mine had a headlight.
Channel some Martha Stewart redecorating The White House with First Lady Michele, Jeff. That should rebalance the old psyche.
(What’s an intern to do with a hot rod like that? I don’t know, but the line forms behind Jeff.)
The mention of Martha reminded me of the prison diary. I just checked it out; she’s been out 3 years already. I wonder if the nightmares have subsided yet.
I suppose that’s what Michelle has been most proud of all this time…
More outrage? I haven’t finished being outraged about that last thing.
How do you manage it, Jeff? Your outrage reservoir must be huge. Do Jews have big ones too?
See? Now this is why I gave you the pic Jeff, and I didn’t use it.
I knew you would do it justice that I just couldn’t.
And I was right.
I just can’t get over how shiny it is. All this time when I heard somebody talk about getting theirs polished, I thought it was just a figure of speech. I just can’t help wondering what else I have missed.
Regarding the “monkey” related link. How many times have I seen the monkey/chimp picture of Bush over the years on the left side?? Someone tell me why it’s ok to make fun of a white guy as a monkey and not a black guy?
Huh. He kinda looks like Stuart Little, doesn’t he? Ears are too big, tho.
He looks like a black McCauley Culkin I am telling you.
Michelle O. has that and she’s still in a pissy mood.
I’ve always thought he looks like a police composite sketch, with his outsized, mismatched facial features.
My reaction exactly. So glad you blogged this, I didn’t think it was a good observation for a Granny to make.
OH THE URETHRA!!
Headlight? Nah, it looks just like the lens on my computer web cam. Now think about that one.
Jeff’s back! For the PHALLOCRISY!
He kinda looks like Stuart Little, doesn’t he? Ears are too big, tho.
Pablo, for the luv of Obama, stop. Don’t you know what your saying? Stuart Little? F’r’chrissakes, man, why not just say Lil’ Black Sambo.
But the real reason you’re racist JG, is that he’s on a tractor! You’re distributing a photo of a black man on a tractor – keepin’ him down on the (ph)arm you know…
The first book I learned to read was “Little Black Sambo” and I still have the copy, which I was offered $400 for from a book dealer back in 1988.
MACOCKA!
Someone tell me why it’s ok to make fun of a white guy as a monkey and not a black guy?
The black guy has a D after his name and the white guy has an R.
Or was that rhetorical?
Wait til he’s driving a tank.
Now THAT’S a gun.
Jeff – Don’t knock fucking chickens unless you’ve tried it. It’s big in Kenya doncha know.
It’s reminded me of the ‘War of the Worlds’ Martian death ray head thingy…well, here.
That might have made it worse…
Is that your’ High-Beam, or are you just glad to see me?
Sorry. Could. Not. Help. It.
ChrisP
Dude really needs a cowboy hat … or at least a decent Village People get-up .
I’m just glad it doesn’t have curb feelers.
I straight up thought of doofus Kerry crawling in the NASA suit.
Your killing me woman!
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Headlight? Nah, it looks just like the lens on my computer web cam. Now think about that one.
Hmmmmmm. What are you wearing?
You’re not your.
Jeff G.?
YOU”RE killing me too.
“(gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire
The wheels of his mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45
True death: 400 horsepower of maximum performance piercing the night
This is black sunshine.)”
“Black Sunshine” by White Zombie taken from their 1992 album “El Sexorcisto: Devil Music”
Coming soon to a Barnes N’ Noble near you, the long awaited sequel to Stephen King’s 1983 masterpiece of motor vehicle terrorness:
COCKTINE
When I thought the fenders were his knees, the picture was much better.
Are there any “casual” pictures of this dweeb where he doesn’t look like he’s about to fall for “You know, if your hand’s bigger than your face…?”
If I were still 16, I’d say, “Hmmmm… the black man’s housing has become quite a bit smaller of late.” Problem is, making one’s car his house now applies to me, and I can even understand the superior logic of it.
This one is never gonna be ready for prime time…
;D
It’s twoo. It’s twoo.
If Bush can be a called a chimp for seven years, can I whisper, “sock monkey”…The- guy- looks- like- a- sock- monkey.
Anyway, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Wow! hahahaha ha….
stuff like this will keep Protein Wisdom on the margins for a loooooong time.
funny pic thx.
Oh, datadave, go COBOL a binary digit. And not the circular one, either.
[…]  For the original image (and the real fun) go read Jeff’s post. […]
Huh? What’s marginal about pointing out a goddamned funny picture?
Fer crissake, assholes like dicklessdave have been comparing Bush to Hitler for eight years, and now we’re supposed to not even react to a picture that was taken for its humor value?
BTW — I believe the tractor is an antique Oliver. Could be wrong, though, been a long time since the last antique farm machinery show.
Positively Cheneyesque!
Racists!!!!!!!!!!1
Bullshit.
Stuff like this is why the rest of us have moved to the fringe.
[…] BECAUSE OF TEH RACISM!! […]
Stuff like this made Protein Wisdom!
I think this belongs with the one of Kerrey in that blue cleanroom suit. The subliminal message here is supposed to be “I know all about farming.”
The message I get is “poseur,” not that there’s anything wrong with being a French fake if you’re into that sort of thing. I just haven’t figured out why I want one for president.
That thing will easily reach across the aisle.
Really? Because when I see anyone sitting on a tractor that’s been waxed and has seriously new tires, I think “hobbyist”. I figured he was just being silly at an antique farm machinery show. No big deal about that.
If he *was* attempting to look all rural and shit, he failed, miserably. Real working tractors have a coating of dust, their tires are dirty and worn, and aren’t inside with dozens of other tractors.
Contrast with pictures of Bush working on his farm.
[…] Indeed. But that is just the beginning. Moreover, the exhibit’s treatment of Michelle Obama and […]
That’s a Ford Powermaster 800, not an Oliver.
I should admit, I’m not enough of a tractor whiz to get it from that picture alone. Ford, yes. Powermaster, maybe. But the 800 series? No way. I saw another picture of it from the side.
WHY PENIS WHY?
Penis: “Because I can.”
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