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Poor Hill (CraigC)

As much as I dislike the Clintons, I’m almost starting to feel sorry for the Hildabeast.  Here she is, with the stars perfectly aligned for a run at “Weekend At Bernie’s II” (Chris Dodd, anyone?), and she runs into a guy who seems to be auditioning for a remake of “Being There.”  It would be amusing if it wasn’t for the fact that A) there are way too many idiots in this country with access to voting booths, and B) it turns out that Obama isn’t really Chance the Gardener.  A lot of people, including me, have written about the Obamania phenomenon as an example of mass hysteria, as it were, with thousands of people who are starved for something swooning over a guy who says nothing really, really well.  And that’s true as far as his campaign speeches go.  But Obama has said things regarding the direction he would take as President, things that the drive-bys have consistently ignored.  Want to get the living crap scared out of you?  Watch this.  I’ll wait.

Got that?  In a world that’s as dangerous as it’s ever been, a President Obama would put his hands over his ears and repeat “fluffy bunnies, fluffy bunnies, fluffy bunnies” over and over.  We do have one thing in common, though.  He will “set a goal” of a world without nuclear weapons.  I’ve “set a goal” of getting all of Tom Brady’s supermodels after he’s done with them.  Let’s see who gets to his goal first.

30 Replies to “Poor Hill (CraigC)”

  1. N. O'Brain says:

    OMG, he’s a fucking pacifist.

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  3. BJTexs says:

    He stole it from me, dammit! I SET A GOAL OF NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS 30 YEARS AGO! IT’S MY GOAL! MINE AND BABS STREISAND’S!

    I was also wondering whether or not he’s checked with France on the “no new fissile materials” being as they produce over 70% of their electricity with nuclear power plants.

    The Peace Movement: F*ck Nuance!

  4. Cave Bear says:

    You are quite correct; the idea of this leftwingnut’s wet dream being within a half mile of the White House scares the crap out of me.

    I noted that YouTube had disabled comments on that video. Given the political leanings of the people who run it, I’m not surprised.

    Don’t they teach history at fucking Harvard anymore? Every damned time this country has been attacked, it was because the attacker thought we were weak and would not fight.

    I always figured Mr. “Changeyness and Hopitude” was an idiot, but this bumps him right up to moron status.

  5. aliou says:

    Keep Hilary straight. She has been lying, whinning, and getting nasty about Barack Obama, for too long.
    Before each major election she uses whinning to capture all the attention. She lies to soil Obama with her dirt, and she gets nasty on the daily base.

    We need to get on her until she let go. She smeared a 12 year old some years ago, at 27, and it paid off for her rapist. The 12 years old couldn’t defend herself against the clinton smashing machine.

    We, the voters are fed up with those tactics and are not going to take it laying down. We are not affiliated in any way to the obama campaign but we are americans and voters. It is our right to let other voters know what we are dealing with: a protector of rapists against their 12 year old victim. Do you have a 12 years old in your family? she deserves respect when an adult or anyone violates her.

    Were you a 12 years old a some point in your life, You deserved respect from anyone defending a rapist, not someone like Hilary who will fabricate to tarnish your reputation. I imagine how devastating her action would be on a child. I imagine how devastating her actions will be on our country.

    Hilary is calling media to report her tactics of fear, pity and intimidation is right. She has used the tactic every time to monopolize the media before any primary that had a lot at stake and won. We also have to be careful that some of those on this board who are saying don’t do this or that may actually be working for her.
    Keep the game fair. No nastiness, just the truth. Like the story about the 12 years old rape victim. I am going to take it nationally and actually show up on all rallies I can to put that story out. She doesn’t deserve to be our president because she destroyed the life of this 12 years old, now a drug addict. When you are 12 years old, you think adults will defend you, not defame you. how could she believe in herself or anyone else after what hilary did to her, destroying her credibility at the age of 12?

    The rapist has probably moved on to be a respectable family man with lots of means to cover up and keep rape in the family. He has probably contributed to the Hilary campaign. That truth, needs to be out in the open.

    Yes I’ve Noticed -Less coverage at the drop of a whine.

    I have notice very much so and every time she speaks or complains about the media they start cutting Obama’s coverage on every station Even C-Span. It is just obviously done across the board. I’ve even had the conformation of a Hillary supporter who of course not just agrees but loves the way The entire Clinton Family Machine has the power to do that at the drop of a whine.

    Have you noticed that Barack Obama has been shut out of most media? Hilary complained that the media was biased against her and so the media all shifter to her exclusive moves for free media on this crucial moment. She is always pulling this strick each time on the campaign trail for people to feel sorry for her and vote for her or to gain more exposure than anyone else. Now the media is hardly showing what Obama has to say, and they allow her to attack him, but not enough time for him to rebut.

    The ads don’t show on every state and that is very frustrating.

    Bombard the media with your own request to let Obama speak to us during these crucial hours before super tuesday.

    Barack does not believe in winning at any cost and neither should we.
    > Turning her head and claiming she had to represent the jerk in Arkansas
    > is the voice of complicity. As a rape victim myself, I will never vote
    > for Hillary. She could have removed herself from the case.
    > bp
    >
    > Skip wrote:
    >> > is not the worst think I have seen, and believe me, it will not be the worst for you too.

    You guys are sick. Democrats and Obama really need Clinton that bad
    > >> to be their ally? Hillary Clinton created a false affidavit signed
    > >> HERSELF against a 12 year old to win her first big case. If she
    > >> writes in her book “Writing History” that she regrets everything,
    > >> then it’s because she was afraid the story would come together
    > >> someday (last week, Feb 24th 2008) and would hurt her in a future
    > >> campaign… This story says it all. It’s been 24 hours since I
    > >> first read it and I feel like throwing up more each hour. If I was
    > >> to write a documentary about Hillary Clinton I would start with this
    > >&g t; story. This is where she learned about false affidavits, got
    > >> practice intimidating rape victims and the like… Hillary Clinton
    > >> must never run for anything again. Say it with me.

    > >> Lawyer Hillary Clinton wrote false affidavit? against a 12 year old
    > >> “rape” victim? To win first big
    > >> case?_Link wbr>89997feb24,0,2934440,pr int.story_
    > >> >> *Video:* Juannita Br oaddrick talks about meeting Hillary 2 weeks
    > >> after being *raped by Bill Clinton *on FOX News with Sean Hannity.
    > >> The second link is her Open letter to Hillary Clinton. Did Hillary
    > >> threaten her?
    > >> _Link
    > >> >> _Link
    > >> >> *Video:* Juannita Broaddrick is interviewed on *NBC Dateline* about
    > >> being *raped by Bill Clinton*. She was promised that it would air
    > >> during impeachment. Parts of the&nb sp;six hour Date Line interview
    > >> did not air until 2 months after impeachment. It was only a 20
    > >> minute clip. The other links are articles that were posted t he day
    > >> after the NBC Dateline show finally aired. Did Bill Clinton rape her
    *Video:* Juannita Br oaddrick talks about meeting Hillary 2 weeks
    > >> after being *raped by Bill Clinton *on FOX News with Sean Hannity.
    > >> The second link is her Open letter to Hillary Clinton. Did Hillary
    > >> threaten her?
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ8ICvutc0&feature=related_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.apfn.org/apfn/Juanita.htm_
    > >> ;

    > >> *Video:* Juannita Broaddrick is interviewed on *NBC Dateline* about
    > >> being *raped by Bill Clinton*. She was promised that it would air
    > >> during impeachment. Parts of the&nb sp;six hour Date Line interview
    > >> did not air until 2 months after impeachment. It was only a 20
    > >> minute clip. The other links are articles that were posted t he day
    > >> after the NBC Dateline show finally aired. Did Bill Clinton rape her?
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ix1uCqKzVI_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/broaddrick022599.htm_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.capitolhillblue.com/Feb1999/022599/clintonwomen022599.htm_
    > >> ;
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> *Hillary The Movie *
    > >> (by Dick Morris, the Democrats old Karl Rove and former campaign
    > >> manager responsible for Governor and Presidential Clinton comeback runs):
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQ6PYcKseM

  6. aliou says:

    I have seen a lot of idiots in my life. but none of them looked like Obama. Most of them looked like JWBush and some like Hilary Clinton. Not that they are stupid. They are just plain idiot because they think anyone else is an idiot even in their most stupid stance and actions.
    Just read this about Hilary and a 12 years old rape victim.

    Keep Hilary straight. She has been lying, whinning, and getting nasty about Barack Obama, for too long.
    Before each major election she uses whinning to capture all the attention. She lies to soil Obama with her dirt, and she gets nasty on the daily base.

    We need to get on her until she let go. She smeared a 12 year old some years ago, at 27, and it paid off for her rapist. The 12 years old couldn’t defend herself against the clinton smashing machine.

    We, the voters are fed up with those tactics and are not going to take it laying down. We are not affiliated in any way to the obama campaign but we are americans and voters. It is our right to let other voters know what we are dealing with: a protector of rapists against their 12 year old victim. Do you have a 12 years old in your family? she deserves respect when an adult or anyone violates her.

    Were you a 12 years old a some point in your life, You deserved respect from anyone defending a rapist, not someone like Hilary who will fabricate to tarnish your reputation. I imagine how devastating her action would be on a child. I imagine how devastating her actions will be on our country.

    Hilary is calling media to report her tactics of fear, pity and intimidation is right. She has used the tactic every time to monopolize the media before any primary that had a lot at stake and won. We also have to be careful that some of those on this board who are saying don’t do this or that may actually be working for her.
    Keep the game fair. No nastiness, just the truth. Like the story about the 12 years old rape victim. I am going to take it nationally and actually show up on all rallies I can to put that story out. She doesn’t deserve to be our president because she destroyed the life of this 12 years old, now a drug addict. When you are 12 years old, you think adults will defend you, not defame you. how could she believe in herself or anyone else after what hilary did to her, destroying her credibility at the age of 12?

    The rapist has probably moved on to be a respectable family man with lots of means to cover up and keep rape in the family. He has probably contributed to the Hilary campaign. That truth, needs to be out in the open.

    Yes I’ve Noticed -Less coverage at the drop of a whine.

    I have notice very much so and every time she speaks or complains about the media they start cutting Obama’s coverage on every station Even C-Span. It is just obviously done across the board. I’ve even had the conformation of a Hillary supporter who of course not just agrees but loves the way The entire Clinton Family Machine has the power to do that at the drop of a whine.

    Have you noticed that Barack Obama has been shut out of most media? Hilary complained that the media was biased against her and so the media all shifter to her exclusive moves for free media on this crucial moment. She is always pulling this strick each time on the campaign trail for people to feel sorry for her and vote for her or to gain more exposure than anyone else. Now the media is hardly showing what Obama has to say, and they allow her to attack him, but not enough time for him to rebut.

    The ads don’t show on every state and that is very frustrating.

    Bombard the media with your own request to let Obama speak to us during these crucial hours before super tuesday.

    Barack does not believe in winning at any cost and neither should we.
    > Turning her head and claiming she had to represent the jerk in Arkansas
    > is the voice of complicity. As a rape victim myself, I will never vote
    > for Hillary. She could have removed herself from the case.
    > bp
    >
    > Skip wrote:
    >> > is not the worst think I have seen, and believe me, it will not be the worst for you too.

    You guys are sick. Democrats and Obama really need Clinton that bad
    > >> to be their ally? Hillary Clinton created a false affidavit signed
    > >> HERSELF against a 12 year old to win her first big case. If she
    > >> writes in her book “Writing History” that she regrets everything,
    > >> then it’s because she was afraid the story would come together
    > >> someday (last week, Feb 24th 2008) and would hurt her in a future
    > >> campaign… This story says it all. It’s been 24 hours since I
    > >> first read it and I feel like throwing up more each hour. If I was
    > >> to write a documentary about Hillary Clinton I would start with this
    > >&g t; story. This is where she learned about false affidavits, got
    > >> practice intimidating rape victims and the like… Hillary Clinton
    > >> must never run for anything again. Say it with me.

    > >> Lawyer Hillary Clinton wrote false affidavit? against a 12 year old
    > >> “rape” victim? To win first big
    > >> case?_Link wbr>89997feb24,0,2934440,pr int.story_
    > >> >> *Video:* Juannita Br oaddrick talks about meeting Hillary 2 weeks
    > >> after being *raped by Bill Clinton *on FOX News with Sean Hannity.
    > >> The second link is her Open letter to Hillary Clinton. Did Hillary
    > >> threaten her?
    > >> _Link
    > >> >> _Link
    > >> >> *Video:* Juannita Broaddrick is interviewed on *NBC Dateline* about
    > >> being *raped by Bill Clinton*. She was promised that it would air
    > >> during impeachment. Parts of the&nb sp;six hour Date Line interview
    > >> did not air until 2 months after impeachment. It was only a 20
    > >> minute clip. The other links are articles that were posted t he day
    > >> after the NBC Dateline show finally aired. Did Bill Clinton rape her
    *Video:* Juannita Br oaddrick talks about meeting Hillary 2 weeks
    > >> after being *raped by Bill Clinton *on FOX News with Sean Hannity.
    > >> The second link is her Open letter to Hillary Clinton. Did Hillary
    > >> threaten her?
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ8ICvutc0&feature=related_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.apfn.org/apfn/Juanita.htm_
    > >> ;

    > >> *Video:* Juannita Broaddrick is interviewed on *NBC Dateline* about
    > >> being *raped by Bill Clinton*. She was promised that it would air
    > >> during impeachment. Parts of the&nb sp;six hour Date Line interview
    > >> did not air until 2 months after impeachment. It was only a 20
    > >> minute clip. The other links are articles that were posted t he day
    > >> after the NBC Dateline show finally aired. Did Bill Clinton rape her?
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ix1uCqKzVI_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/broaddrick022599.htm_
    > >> ;
    > >> _http://www.capitolhillblue.com/Feb1999/022599/clintonwomen022599.htm_
    > >> ;
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> *Hillary The Movie *
    > >> (by Dick Morris, the Democrats old Karl Rove and former campaign
    > >> manager responsible for Governor and Presidential Clinton comeback runs):
    > >> _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQ6PYcKseM

  7. Al Maviva says:

    Please, stop writing the name of He Whose Middle Name Must Not Be Written. I keep swooning every time I see it and it makes it impossible to read the blog entries, or the He Whose Middle Name Must Not Be Written spam. Do you have any idea how hard it is to write comments on political blogs when swooning every 25-30 seconds? It’s no picnic, I tell you.

  8. JD says:

    Have you noticed that Barack Obama has been shut out of most media?

    That was fucking priceless. I am dummerer for having read that. Y’all realize we are going to be subjected to this kind of brain pounding stoopidity until November, right?

  9. Drumwaster says:

    OMG, he’s a fucking pacifist.

    Worse. He’s a coward. Far be it from me to remind you (especially given your ‘nym), but “Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay – and claims a halo for his dishonesty.”

    His pacifism is the type that will demand that the world be at peace, and is willing to blow up more and more of the affluent among us until they get their way. He’s a Weatherman for the Pepsi generation. (Given who he hangs out with, I wouldn’t be surprised if that were more than just a metaphor.)

  10. Ted Nugent's Soul Patch says:

    “Comment by aliou on 3/3 @ 1:20 pm”

    I thought there were spam filters on this thing.

  11. JD says:

    Al – I find it best to keep a “magic sock” next to your keyboard to catch the ejaculate.

  12. Rob Crawford says:

    Y’all realize we are going to be subjected to this kind of brain pounding stoopidity until November, right?

    I figure nishi was the first wave of it. And that the waves will get more intense.

    I may have to abandon the Internet.

  13. Were you a 12 years old a some point in your life

    let me think about this one…. that may be the year I decided to skip. let me check my calendar.

  14. B Moe says:

    Who the hell is JWBush?

  15. Karl says:

    Y’all realize we are going to be subjected to this kind of brain pounding stoopidity until November, right?

    jdm got an Insta-lanche last night for a post about it in the Pub.

  16. JD says:

    That is commercial-grade stoopid.

  17. J. Peden says:

    “I am dummerer for having read that.”

    I got so dumb early on that I couldn’t read it. I just hope I still have enough sense to stock up on the Victory Gin before it becomes nearly unavailable, but still then the only [preventative] medicine offered by the future Obama “affordability” scam. psssst:ethanol futures, son, forget hope.

  18. Drumwaster says:

    Who the hell is JWBush?

    The baked beans dude, with the dog always trying to sell the “secret recipe”. Although what Hillary? has against him, I’ll never comprehend.

  19. JD says:

    I would love it if one of you smart internet sleuths could figure out the origin of one of those cut and paste spam jobs. They are becoming ever more frequent, witness the Hillary epistle last week, which was also commercial grade stoooooooopid.

  20. McGehee says:

    That is commercial-grade stoopid.

    Not so. It’s sold over the counter now. Don’t even need a prescription.

    Damn pharmaceutics industry!

  21. Ric Locke says:

    #19: better yet, why not start another division of the site, like the Pub, with those effusions (plus some of nishi’s better comments) extracted and featured. It could be called “Protein Dumbass”, and be illustrated by a picture of a feces-flinging monkey.

    Regards,
    Ric
    whose own effusions would sometimes make the grade, so to speak. Alas.

  22. BJTexs says:

    Never, Ric! Your worst effusions would be the fecal material of proud and mighty beasts! Lions flinging feces. Or Bengal Tigers tossing poo!

    If … um … you know … those animals could actually … ah … throw anything.

    HUSSEIN!

  23. Cave Bear says:

    HUSSEIN! HUSSEIN! HUSSEIN!

    There. I feel better now.

    Speaking of monkey-poo flinging, I’m just waiting for the latest round of MSM invective to come down on Rush Limbaugh. I was listening for a bit today, and some gal calls in to discuss Barack HUSSEIN! Osamabama )how do you like them apples, oh Osama-fellators?), and at the tail end of her call makes the comment that her twelve-year-old daughter had said the previous evening that she (the kid) “still thought he looks like “Curious George”.

    El Rushbo sounded a bit non-plussed by this last, clearly not getting it. But five minutes later, after a break he comes back on to announce that he didn’t have a clue who “Curious George” was five minutes before, but now he (Rush) is told that it’s a monkey. “That’s what I get for coming to work sick” (he has a bad cold right now).

    I can just see the leftwingnut monkey-poo flying already…

  24. B Moe says:

    I heard that, also. I think we should all start saying he looks like Chimpy with a tan.

  25. BJTexs says:

    Chimpy O’KennedyRezko?

    I’m going to PC hell, aren’t I?

  26. Anyone who’s read the book Sum of All Fears knows what a President Obama would be like in a crisis. Much the same as President Gore would have been on 9/11 and anyone who’s honest knows they were thanking their higher power that Gore lost in 2000 on that fateful morning.

  27. JD says:

    I have often wanted to start a compendium of moonbattery, the loonwaffle Hall of Fame, if you will. Problem is, is that it is something that they would strive for, rather than just be. Plus, they would likely wearing it as a badge of honor, rather than the intended scorn.

  28. Marybel says:

    Stop! Please! Chimpy with a tan, Curious George, and Chauncey Gardner…I hadn’t thought of that in years. I am sitting at my keyboard and laughing out loud to an empty room. This is great writing and all so entertaining I am bookmarking this site. I may never make another comment, but will be here, giggling. Thanks to all y’all (plural of y’all) for a great late night belly laugh.

  29. JD says:

    Marybel – On another site, just today, I started a discussion as to whether or not y’all is the singular or plural form of the word, inadvertantly. Hilarity ensued.

  30. John Cheshire says:

    Well, as long as we are setting unrealistic goals. I procliam that I will have sex with my wife somtime this next week. Yeah!

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