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My Hero (CraigC)

Young, good-looking, rich, heir to the throne, babe-magnet, and now, Taliban-killer.

I don’t want to be Tom Brady anymore.

44 Replies to “My Hero (CraigC)”

  1. MC says:

    Hoorah Harry!

  2. MC says:

    BTW – When you sign up on the Sun site, they eventually ask you what football team you follow, but they don’t actually list any football teams. Just sayin’.

  3. piraticalbob says:

    Actually, Harry’s not the heir, his older brother William (Wills) is, although Harry is in the line of succession.

  4. Quentin George says:

    Actually, neither are the heir…their father is. William becomes the heir in the event of either his father or the Queen’s death, and Harry becomes heir in the event any two of those three die.

  5. Sean M. says:

    I don’t want to be Tom Brady anymore.

    It’s nice in this day and age to see someone actually change their evil ways. Bravo, Craig! That’s, as they used to say, one to grow on.

  6. serr8d says:

    Yet notorious US news website the Drudge Report yesterday revealed damaging details, sending top brass into a spin.

    That’s funny. Usually it’s top US news websites spinning our top brassholes into heroes, if they are of the Demolib’ral sort, of course.

  7. The Thin Man says:

    “but they don’t actually list any football teams”

    We have many teams. Some with cool names.

    West Bromwich Albion
    Leyton Orient
    Queens Park Rangers
    Tottenham Hotspurs
    Accrington Stanley
    Forfar Athletic
    Hiburnians
    Partic Thistle
    Havant and Waterlooville

  8. sashal says:

    see, Craig, people like you, with adoration of foreign dignitaries and their bravery, have caused primary electoral problems to Mitt Romney with 5 equally brave sons

  9. Andrew says:

    It wasn’t very sporting of Drudge to reveal that information. It could have waited until after his tour was over.

    Still, “Harry the Taliban-Killer” has a nice ring to it. If someone in the UK takes a shot at him, it could get farging ugly over there.

  10. Pablo says:

    Well sashal, that bodes well for McCain, doesn’t it?

  11. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    Tottenham Hotspurs

    Hmmmm, you must be an Arsenal supporter. Tottenham Hotspur. It’s only plural when you just call them “Spurs.” Sorry to go semantic, but I get that way about the footie. Other good team names: Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves), Scunthorpe (The Iron), Ipswich Town (the Tractor Boys), and a three-way tie for lyrical joined-town clubs: Dagenham & Redbridge (Daggers), Rushden & Diamonds (Diamonds) and Gravesend & Northfleet (called The Fleet, IIRC).

  12. RTO Trainer says:

    If I were Harry, I’d be preparing to never speak to certain members of my family ever again.

  13. MayBee says:

    He was such a goofy looking kid. I can’t believe how handsome he has turned out to be.

    It makes me sad that Drudge had to blabber about it, unless that’s what Harry wanted.

  14. Pablo says:

    It’s nice to see the lad carrying on family tradition. Household Cavalry, just like his Dad.

  15. BJTexs says:

    That was particularly mean, Pablo! (snicker)

  16. happyfeet says:

    Fuck royalty. My blood makes me better than you. Yeah? Let’s see some of it, shithead.

  17. JD says:

    MayBee – Better half says that he is McDreamy, especially in his military togs.

  18. MayBee says:

    JD- better half is so so right. Now if Harry would just don a kilt on a windy day……

  19. JD says:

    Damn you MayBee ! My eyes are bleeding. Got put that link over at that not gay Gleenwald’s site, NTTAWWT.

  20. The Ouroboros says:

    It’s cool how stoked the Brits seem over Prince Harry and his body count.. I knew deep down, under the calm and proper fascade, they’re just as violent as we are.. (Probably more given their behavior at football games..)

    Right on Prince Harry.. get some!
    Show us your WAR FACE!

  21. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    So, what did we learn here? Mainly, we learned that the media can indeed, for an surprisingly extended period of time, keep a military secret that aids in the defeat of terrorists…as long as the media leaking the secret wouldn’t help the Democrats in any way.

    Also, we learned that the media can be bought with promises of a few juicy pics and vids of the Dreamy Prince in fatigues. All in all, a telling anecdote about the Working Press.

    OT, have we ever gotten that “domestic wiretapping” technical piece from Ric? If so, will someone kindly point me towards it? I was trying to explain it to someone, but I’m sure I did a shit job.

  22. Major John says:

    Oh sure, I happen to be middle age, average looking [see http://instapundit.com/archives/019443.php%5D, middle class, heir to nothing, already married and I only got a couple of assists, on HI,G not Talib…

    Maybe if I got a facial, and zorch a few AQ…? Nah.

  23. MayBee says:

    Major John- I hereby invite you to don a kilt on a windy day.

  24. Major John says:

    Nae Thanks, Lass. I shall nae be doin’ any o’ that.

  25. Carin says:

    Hey, I nominate MayBee to be a guest blogger! Who’s with me?

  26. MayBee says:

    Carin- if I can’t get Major John to post kilt pictures, what good am I?

  27. CraigC says:

    Alright, you nitpickers. I could be wrong, but I believe one can use the word “heir” in a general sense, which is what I was doing.

    I love the internet. I love the internet. I love the internet….

  28. JD says:

    May Bee – I will post a pic of me in a kilt, and you will be in therapy for months.

  29. Major John says:

    MayBee, my family came to America from the Netherlands. And they were either academics from Groeningen or sh&t-kicker farmers from Friesland. No kilts, but plenty of dour looks and North Sea weather resistant clothing…

  30. McGehee says:

    So Major — why not post a pic of yourself in wooden shoes?

  31. MC says:

    #7, sigh, when Americans say football, we don’t mean soccer.

  32. Cave Bear says:

    Thus bloviates sashal:

    “see, Craig, people like you, with adoration of foreign dignitaries and their bravery, have caused primary electoral problems to Mitt Romney with 5 equally brave sons”

    What a load of horseshit. If their hearts are not in it, better that they remain civilians. We’ve had enough phonies in uniform in recent times (the Goron and SKerry immediately come to mind), no need to add any more.

    And Andrew is right; if some muzzie douchenozzle takes a shot at Harry, they are apt to all wish they’d stayed in the sandbox. The Brits take a very dim view of anyone fucking with their royals.

  33. serr8d says:

    Britain’s got nothing on the U.S. They can send a mere prince, but we had The King in uniform!

  34. happyfeet says:

    Hi. I tried to comment, but I couldn’t. This was what it was…

    I hate royalty. It’s really offensive. We fought a whole war and all. We won, too.

    Then after that one hoochie died in her limo wreck I’m in a small town in Texas and people are going down to the courthouse to sign the contrived grief registry and it was surreal I thought. There’s no dignity in that.

    No dignity in being royal, either. They’re very confused people.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. They don’t.

    In our little princely soldier boy’s interview I heard this morning he said things were mostly ok. He just always had to remember that he could go out amongst “the locals” and see them, but he had to take care that they not see him.

    Story of your life, sad little man.

    Oh and yeah. Not a great week.

  35. CraigC says:

    Aren’t you taking it a little too seriously, hf?

  36. happyfeet says:

    Well it’s all good fun until you have to look one of these frightfully average people in the eyes and say Your Highness.

    I imagine, anyway.

  37. happyfeet says:

    I’m not sure if you’re allowed to make eye contact though.

  38. happyfeet says:

    They’re really the only reason we even have the word commoner, you know.

  39. CraigC says:

    Well it’s all good fun until you have to look one of these frightfully average people in the eyes and say Your Highness.

    Last time I checked, we don’t.

  40. happyfeet says:

    It’s just there’s plenty of British and American for real heroes whose names we sure don’t ever read about. Their parents a lot have actual jobs though.

  41. happyfeet says:

    I can’t believe no one’s got my back here. But then I was pretty by myself on the Tillman thing too. This would make a pattern. Ok, I’ll look at that.

  42. happyfeet says:

    Ok, I really tried. It just when I got myself right up to it I couldn’t get it to where it felt like anything like respectfulness. It more kind of felt like sugar coma. Like a glazed acceptance of his particular specialness, but like only cause they added so much sweetener.

  43. happyfeet says:

    I’m glad we could have this talk.

  44. Greg says:

    Oh, cripes, happyfeet. You don’t sound happy at all. How you gonna fall to yer knees before King Joshua, Son of Miriam then? Illegitimate, rabble-rouser, no stranger to prostitutes, friendly towards employees of the Exchequer, not particularly handsome either.

    Oh, well. Maybe you want to fight a war against that king too. But I gotta tellya, you ain’t a-gonna win that fight.

    And really, sometimes some folks are just reverse snobs. Who is to say that being a Royal is not a real job? Is it not any less real than being a farmer? Are blue-collar jobs the only real jobs around? Royalty at their best inspire their people. They lead by example. They run the tedious, but necessary ceremonial functions of government. They embody grace under fire, and dignity without reproach. Absolute monarchs also understand that they rule by the consent of the governed, which was codified by *British* common law.

    Don’t look at the current lot of morons and losers now, just to pitch them all aside. Gustavus Adolphus, for instance, was a great King of Sweden. Augustus was so great a Roman Emperor, they declared him a god. Which, by the way, he was pretty cheesed about. You’ll not find anyone speaking a word against Queen Beatrix. Do you really think US Presidents are any better? Smile when you say that, cause your next Prez might be Barack Hussein Obama, or Hillary Rodham Clinton. Even ol’ John Sidney McCain is not all that much better, according to some.

    For the record, I don’t much like royalty either. But consider the number of people born into luxury, and those who just enjoy it, and those who do what they can despite their privileged position. Now tell me, which is more worthy of admiration?

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