who was blowing you?
What the polygraph test now is showing you?
Who hummed on your kazoo? ÂÂ
Do you know?
What Larry claims occurred in that hotel room . . .
He drove your limo and then gobbled your goo . . .
Because the crack you smoked
Had left you stiff!
At least you had the grace
To buy him a whiff!
Hm. Sounds credible.
Well, he took a lie detector. He failed as regards both allegations (about the blow and, um, the blow).
Now, here’s the link to the results of the lie detector test, but be aware, this is WhiteHouse.com, a site that often posts porn. In fact, I think it’s generally a porn site; this is just its “Hustler Magazine Investigative Report” issue.
So, here’s the link.
Damn. That would have been sweeeeet.
Thanks to Alice H. and also Daffodil, who have been keeping me abreast of these exciting developments.
Despite my great faith in polypraphs, I can’t believe this.
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And I’m totally sure this will work without previewing it.
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Science!
Dan,
Poor timing. All the ghey talk is in the peanut butter cup thread.
:(
Ooooooooh.
I hates Reese’s to pieces!
Don’t let happyfeet hear you hating on Reece.
Dan – That was not very nice.
Her new movie comes out Friday. It’s about a girl who’s like the last of a lost tribe of pig-women. It looks cute.
Pig women? The matriarchy ain’t gonna like that … neither will the splodeydopes.
Is it ghey if you get your knob gobbled?
You did not just say “gobbled your goo.” I’m impressed.
Hahaha. Preston and I share the same perverse Midwestern dialect.
There is nothing particularly perverse about it, nor Midwestern for that matter.