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Hillary’s Hispanic Firewall [Dan Collins]

Republican stabs Obama supporter:

Authorities said Ortiz, a registered Republican and Clinton supporter, allegedly stabbed Shurelds, an Obama supporter, in the stomach. Ortiz told police Shurelds began to choke him, so he grabbed a knife and stabbed him.Shurelds was flown to an area hospital and was listed in critical condition. He is expected to recover from his wounds.Ortiz, 28, was jailed on $20,000 bail. He is facing charges of felony, aggravated assault, and other related offenses.”It is a very serious charge, we see people fight over many things; some of them very frivolous, some of them serious, the fact of the matter is that this is the kind of argument that takes place in households across the region, across the state, across the country, but it never turns violent like this,” Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Veti Ferman said.

Hater alert! Smoking Gun’s headline:

Clintonite Stabs Obama Supporter

12 Replies to “Hillary’s Hispanic Firewall [Dan Collins]”

  1. lee says:

    I’m starting to suspect the Republican tent is getting a little too big…

  2. Karl says:

    Suppressing the vote!

  3. happyfeet says:

    So is the point that if someone is choking you are you not supposed to stab them? It doesn’t seem all that unreasonable, really. Maybe Jeff would know.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    Use a plucking movement to break the choke (unless you are up against a wall or something, in which case you’d bring your arm up, twist at the hips, then bring your shoulder and elbow down quickly to break the grip), while simultaneously countering with a kick to the groin and a follow up series of elbow strikes, hammerfist strikes, and knees from within a controlled clinch.

    Only then do you stab the fucker. Which is now easier, given s/he is likely dazed and lying fairly still.

  5. happyfeet says:

    Thanks, Jeff. That’s really good to know. Losing twenty years of your life over Hillary. I can’t imagine. It’s just like The Necklace except with bonus prison rape, really.

  6. lee says:

    In case of choking, stabbing and/or elbow strikes are only acceptable if there is no large caliber handgun within reach.

  7. thor says:

    Enough with the long speeches and big rallies, the Hillaryites have pulled out the long knives!

    Watch out Obama!

  8. happyfeet says:

    Oh. The story by that Guy guy, not the movie. I never saw that. I think Scully was in it.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    de Maupassant.
    Where the wife is true if the jewels are not, and vice-versa, but the question finally is: a) what’s the truth value of fiction and b) is it better to know or be happy?

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Or . . . how do we place value?

  11. Frank Pulley says:

    Hey Dan

    Write this talking head into your election work.
    http://bloodyscott.blogspot.com/search/label/Passionate%20sanity.

    h/t furriskey

  12. mojo says:

    a registered Republican and Clinton supporter

    Well, there’s your problem, right there.

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