7 Replies to “Henry Kissinger Turned Down 10 Million Women [Dan Collins]”

1. JohnAnnArbor says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

   Before the one-child-policy, I assume.

2. McGehee says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   I’d turn down ten million women too.

   You know their menstrual cycles synchronize after a while, right?

3. Wilt Chamberlain says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm

   Mao wound up giving them womens to me.

4. jon says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm

   I’d take ten million women. No problem. As long as I have an island, they all get really cool futuro-70s jumpsuits, all of them are kung-fu experts, and they worship me. I’d have an unstoppable army of Chinese castoffs! An army of “extra-ordinary maginatude”, no less!

   And General Gadaffi would be soooooo envious….

   Henry, you have no vision.

5. JD says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm

   Dormitories are a nightmare, McGehee.

6. Alec Leamas says:

   February 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm

   The joke was on Kissinger – they were 10 million mothers in law.

   As an aside, if the Red Chinese would renew the offer, and promise 10,000,000 virgins, we could dissuade 138,888 suicide bombers with Asian fetishes.

   So, there’s that.

7. Slartibartfast says:

   February 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm

   Henry Kissinger Turned Down 10 Million Women

   But only because they were all turned up to 11.

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