Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

American Moonbat [Dan Collins]

(with apologies to The Guess Who)

 American Moonbat, get away from me-hee

American Moonbat, mama let me be-hee

Don’t be hanging around my door,

Your campaign lit’rature makes me snore

I got less frustrating things to do

Than waste my time tryin’ to reason with you.

10 Replies to “American Moonbat [Dan Collins]”

  1. McGehee says:

    So, does this mean Che would have opposed the Kelo decision…?

  2. BJTexs says:

    Heh!

    Last September she organized a “Drum Circle” for Obama which, we are sorry to say, we missed;

    Bring your drums or any percussion instrument you may have. Luis will also bring extras.

    Luis will promptly lead the drumming at 7pm and will only stay for one hour, so get there early and socialize with other Obama volunteers and organizers.

    This is a team building event for gathering loving strength to carry out the Senator’s message of change.

    Bring water, we are fired up!

    Next up, Orgasms for Obama!

    FOR THE CHANGALICIOUS TEAM BUILDING!!!

  3. Alec Leamas says:

    All your Che are belong to us

  4. daleyrocks says:

    Did Calypso Louis make the drum circle?

  5. BJTexs says:

    daleyrocks:

    Heh! and DAY-O!

    Bam-O! Ba – ah – ahm – O! Change will come and I wanna just Hope!

    Looking good in de delegate count! (Change will come and I wanna just Hope!)
    De scary white lady cries a fount! (Change will come and I wanna just Hope!)

    Come, Mr. Tally man, tally all de ballots! (Change will come and I wanna just Hope!)

    Even de white girls jump up on my pallettes! (Change will come and I wanna just Hope!)

    BAM-O! RACK O BAMA O BAMA O BA – AH – AM O!

    Change has come and I wanna – just – HOPE!!!!

  6. Alec Leamas says:

    Now, the real gem is the two disk release set for early fall of ’08 from Stevie Wonder entitled “Songs in the Key of Barack.”

    Up the scale:

    Ba,a-raq-Oo-ba’a-maaaa!

    Wait now, chile,
    Down the scale:

    Bu,u-raq-Oo-ba-u-muuuh!

  7. BJTexs says:

    Hah! Also on that album:

    For once in my life I want hope to be changy! Just like the change I once knew!

    For once in my life I’d like John to inspire me, or one guy like him, different hue!

    Whooo – ooooo, for once in my life I’d like proud inspiration, empty of substance but strong in summation!

    FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I’D SOMEONE TO THINK FOR ME! (think – thinkthink for MEEE-EEE!)

  8. Alec Leamas says:

    Yeah, but there isn’t much to do with the song “Black Man” other than to add changey goodness in some way. Chocolate changey goodness. With sprinkles. And a cherry.

  9. Drumwaster says:

    You forgot Hope.

  10. The Ouroboros says:

    ..duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh… UGHHHHHH !

Comments are closed.