12 Replies to “JD’s Been Holding Out On Us [Dan Collins]”

1. JD says:

   February 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm

   You are just soooooooooo wrong. Fortunately, no pictures. HA! Aversion therapy has not worked for me.

2. serr8d says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:14 pm

   “…whisking her to a mountaintop…”

   Well, there’s the clear winner of the ‘projection of the year’ award…

3. happyfeet says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:19 pm

   I don’t have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence…

   Yeah. This’ll last.

4. JD says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:19 pm

   I saw serr8d’s named in the recent comments, and was praying that there was no picture of me floating around to be photoshopped.

5. JD says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm

   She is a whole foot taller than him. I have to admit, in the world of small people, Gary Coleman is one of the more endearing ones. He is not all that creepy to me. Verne Troyer. Wee Man. Freaks.

6. TmjUtah says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:44 pm

   Mr. Coleman has a place down south of here. I think one of my former employers actually did the surveying for his property.

   He’s a good neighbor by all the scuttlebutt I’ve gotten.

   Good on them, and I hope they live in joy forever. A mountaintop wedding. Woot!

7. JD says:

   February 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm

   Tmj – I had a killer time out your way this past weekend. My legs still feel like rubber. Freaking heaven.

8. serr8d says:

   February 12, 2008 at 10:45 pm

   JD, I’d never pshop anyone who’s in the inclusive meritocracy.

   Trolls, now, I’ve had some fun in the past with those. Just after I started blogging (seems long ago but not really) I had a visit from a somewhat substantial lefty blogger who made a practice of searching g00gle for low-traffic right-of-center blogs and then descending on them with his overly-sharp ‘wit’. He made a Thursday or Friday feature of this larking, I think.

   Well, I had had a bad day, and wasn’t amused.

   Nope, he never selected me for ‘target practice’ again.

   Norbizness, or something like that…

9. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

   February 12, 2008 at 11:04 pm

   Speaking of which, the CSI where the dwarf hits on Marg Helgenberger is on Thursday night. Dare to dream, brother!

10. JD says:

    February 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    inclusive meritocracy

    This sounds like a fun club. I didn’t know I was a member.

    Any dwarf that hits Marg Helgenberger, a freulein if there ever was one, should have their unusually large head shoved into its disporoportionately large ass.

11. serr8d says:

    February 13, 2008 at 12:23 am

    This sounds like a fun club. I didn’t know I was a member.

    You would’ve voted for Thompson, if you’d had the chance…right?
    ;D

12. A fine scotch says:

    February 13, 2008 at 8:47 am

    JD,

    I think you should reject the inclusion on Groucho’s grounds: “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”

    Plus, this is freaking midgets and dwarves we’re talking about here! If they were dressed up like clowns, I don’t know that I could’ve ever revisited this site due to pre-traumatic stress.

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