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Pimping Chelsea [Dan Collins]

 (a Serr8d joint)  

41 Replies to “Pimping Chelsea [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    It’s Tori Spelling all over again, really. Just tragic. She’ll never find her own path if she doesn’t learn to say no.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    I think it’s cool that she mends her own fishnets.

  3. Karl says:

    That is just so wrong. You know Scarlett is an Obama girl.

  4. SarahW says:

    Whoah, flashback.
    Guess in runs in the family.

    What Hillary-Pimping Problem?

  5. Synova says:

    Wow. That’s a really good photoshop.

  6. Synova says:

    Oh… and for shame! Bad bad. You people are so naughty.

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah. Serr8d has skillz.

  8. McGehee says:

    Somebody call Olberdouche quick! We need him to issue an apology on behalf of Protein Wisdom.

    […]

    What?

    […]

    He’s not a free-lance apologist? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!

    Dude, have you even seen his show?

  9. nishizonoshinji says:

    it is unfair to mock chelsea, cuz she fugly.
    that is why she is off limits to pressmockery.

  10. Education Guy says:

    I don’t think she’s that fugly, and once she involved herself with the campaign she became very much a legitimate target of discussion.

  11. happyfeet says:

    What I suspect is that they’d rather you thought her fugly than stupid. This is why she doesn’t do interviews I’m afraid. Something in her eyes. The drift, it levels pretty mercilessly sometimes.

  12. Carin says:

    I hope you know HIllary! has now put you on the list of “things to do” on HiilaryKristallnacht.

  13. geoffb says:

    Ace has competition now.

  14. Sean M. says:

    I’M OUTRAGED!!1!eleven!

  15. Karl says:

    Carin,

    It would be scary indeed to be on HRC’s “to do” list.
    /Huma

  16. serr8d says:

    There is legitimization for this, actually.

    I would never do such a thing without some provocation~! ;D

  17. Karl says:

    Oh, I got it. And quite good Photoshopping. It’s just not fair to Scar-Jo.

  18. serr8d says:

    Thanks, Karl, Synova, and Dan.

    D’ya think this would ruin my chances for an invite to the Lincoln?

  19. That one makes me uncomfortable and gets me hot at the same time. That’s the best way, I’ve found.

  20. nishizonoshinji says:

    she fugly
    they hav done as much as they can with extreme braces and a nose job, but she fugly.
    an unfortunate combination of genes.

  21. nishizonoshinji says:

    get real ppl…..she looks like billclinton in drag.

  22. happyfeet says:

    I might have been born just plain white trash

    But Chelsea was my name

  23. CraigC says:

    She’s a big-boned girl, isn’t she?

  24. serr8d says:

    nishizonoshinji, I tried my damndest to get your pic @20 to fit.

    There was no way. Beyond my ken.

  25. serr8d says:

    (oh, in cyberpunk, past my gradient…)
    ;D

  26. She was a homely kid but I think she’s getting prettier and prettier looking the older she gets. Or maybe it’s the older I get. What can I say? I like women.

  27. daleyrocks says:

    I know that chick.

    She said her name was Simone.

    She stole my wallet and gave me an STD.

  28. happyfeet says:

    oh. Who knew? She’s a kick. Chelsea’s got her work cut out for her. Ok I think Bobbie is going on teh list too.

  29. happyfeet says:

    I want a dvd though. She’s too cool.

  30. Merovign says:

    I was going to get all upset, and then I realized, hey, it’s Dan. Whatcha gonna do?

  31. Viktor says:

    Hahaha! That is a hilarious picture. They should have taken a headshot of a less prim-and-proper chelsea though, that way it would have been a bit more realistic.

  32. McGehee says:

    that way it would have been a bit more realistic.

    Not as funnt, though.

    BECAUSE OF THE JUXTAPOSITION!!!

  33. serr8d says:

    Hmmmph. Showed this to my wife.

    Why is she now calling me ‘Vince’?

  34. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, Merovign. You understand.

  35. bigbooner says:

    I sure hope nobody criticizes the Bush girls.

  36. happyfeet says:

    It was Hillary’s synaptic reflex to take Shuster literally, mr. booner. How dare you call my daughter a DIRTY WHORE she shrieked. I think painting Hillary’s word pictures for her is very much inbounds really.

  37. JD says:

    Again, big media bends over and caters to the wishes of the Clintons. Just imagine how she would strong arm the media from the Oval Office. But that would be okay, because they are Dems. Fuckers. By this standard, Schuster and Olberdouche should have been imprisoned for what they say about Republicans.

  38. Rusty says:

    #21
    Actually she bears a striking resemblance to Prince Charles. Poor girl.

  39. Macker says:

    Then again, this might be worse….

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